The Dadsnet Show

How are you doing home-ed? Have you got spectacles and a chalk board, or are you going for a lighter approach? How do you feel about the pace of life during the lockdown? Have you found more time for you family? Do you prefer it? Is this the beginning of a new way of living? Or will things just go back to how they were as soon as the lockdown is lifted? And can you forgive this week's confession?...

Interview with Dave corn(thwaite). Controversially not a dad (dun dun dun!) but does he remind you or all the worries and doubts you had before you had kids? He's been through countless crazy epic endurance adventures, yet being a father is one adventure he's not so confident about. Dad's know what it's like to have to endlessly change nappies on 30 minutes sleep all week, but have you skateboarde...

Sometimes you just want to laze about and do nothing. But the kids are screaming and your partner has planned a day of shopping, activities for the family and you're expected to be dragged around with them. What if there was another way? A way to stay at home, drink beer and watch box sets on the telly? Perhaps there is, if you can be a creative with the truth. Al and JK find out how! And can you...

Do you watch kids tv in your spare time, jK watches Peppa Pig! Do you feel an affinity for the dad characters in kids programs? Hear JK’s frustrations with Daddy Pig’s life Can you forgive this week’s dad? Do you agree with hunting? Expecting a baby - what to buy new and what to buy 2nd hand What do you need new, what can you save money on buying second hand, and what don’t you need at all? Find o...

What's bath time like in your house? And how do you bond with your kids? Did you know that bath-time is a great way to spend time with your kids and strengthen bonds? Al interviews Robert, Managing Director from Childs Farm and father of two children. Al finds out how Robert, bonds with his kids, maintains friendships with his mates and juggles running a successful brand, in this episode of Don't...

What the most painful thing your kids have done to you? Hit you in the knackers? Cracked you on the nose? Uppercut to the chin? Some parents have been hospitalised by their five-year-olds, what can you do to protect yourself from the little terrors when they play rough? JK and Al hear experience from some of the most abused parents! And instead of costly child care or bribing family to look after...

Did you watch Worzel Gummidge? Well its back! And it's got a banging soundtrack. And how do you get your kids to obey you? Do you find yourself turning into your Dad? And do you cringe at the thought? JK and Al discuss turning into their dads as they try to find ways to get their kids to do as they're told. And they hear from a guilty father who made a video of is kid face planting into a viral se...

Do you get sent porn by WhatsApp group? Everyone has "that" friend. When is the best time to leave, or should you leave at all? And when was the last time someone praised your child? Ever? Never? Do you eat soggy cornflakes? JK and Al discuss WhatsApp groups, child obsessions with dirt and cleanliness and inconsiderate parking. Can you forgive this week's guilty Dad as he pleads for forgiveness? A...

And just like that we're back. It's been so long and also no time at all! In JK and Al's triumphant return to Don't Tell Your Mum, Season 2 kicks off with all the big topics. How do you fool your kid into popping a boil without him knowing? What did you do for valentines this year and was she really impressed or just faking? And have you ever faked your holiday allowance to get out of a family get...

JK and Al are having a short break. And after 37 back to back episodes whilst juggling full time jobs and full time dad duties, I'm sure you can't blame them! They'll be back very shortly with more Dad dramas, confessions, laughs and their unique style of dad chat. Until then, remember you can listen back to all the episodes of Don't Tell Your Mum on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts...

Are you a pizza guy? Maybe you can answer the age-old question. Does pineapple belong on pizza. hint: yes. But some people seem to hate fruit in food. not to be pedantic but the tomato is a fruit, and it's in everything. So whats so bad about pineapple? And can you forgive this week's confession? Not sure you can - this one is pushing the envelope! What's you're understanding of the reproductive n...

Have you gone vegan? Or are you eating less meat? Does tea taste better out of a mug? How about prosecco? Do you turn the music down when you reverse your car? Join JK and Al as they navigate being a dad and managing finances after an expensive Christmas. How can you use the time of year to your advantage? JK and Al find all the bargains, tips and tricks to save a little cash and get over the wint...

In this special episode, we join Al live at Kensington Olympia for the 2019 Baby Show. Listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet www.heart.co.uk www.thedadsnet.com https://www.thedadsnet.com/dont-tell-your-mum-podcast/ Thanks to Google, the sponsors of this podcast, we’ll be talking about internet...

What is your favourite Christmas movie? What do you put on in the background? And how do you choose a hairdryer for your other half? JK is tasked to buy the 'right' one, but it's a whole new world! And have you ever pooped in the pool? In this episode we hear from a Dad who let this happen on his watch, and then went back for more! Can he be forgiven? To find out, listen and subscribe to Don't Tel...

Al put vegan meat alternative Fakin' in a prenup, JK would rather eat his own penis than game. What's a deal breaker for your christmas dinner? When you were a kid, what did you used to get for christmas? What's your christmas dinner like? When do you open your presents? JK and Al find out the answer to these questions and many more in this special Christmas episode of Don't Tell Your Mum. And hea...

Thank you so much for listening to Don't Tell Your Mum. As you like this podcast, JK and Al would like to recommend another show that you will absolutely love, Confessions of a Modern Parent. Popular television personality and Loose Women Panelist Nadia Sawalha sits down with her husband, Mark Adderley, to discuss the modern issues that face our teenage kids... and the style in which we parent. Li...

Did you know about hidden apps? Your kid could be looking at porn and you don't know. Is JK secretly looking at soapy boobs? What is so good about 'When Lifts Attack'? Are you Christmas ready? JK and Al find out the answer to these questions and many more in this episode of Don't Tell Your Mum. And hear from this weeks confessional - can you forgive this week's dad? To find out, listen and subscri...

Do you struggle to get the kids to school? What's your drop off routine in the morning? Is the lollypop lady your hero? Join JK and Al as they discuss these questions and much more, including a confession from a dad who used his son as a human shield! And can you trust your baby sitter? What are they up to while you're trying to enjoy a well earned break? Plus hear an exclusive interview with Serg...

What do you get your kids for Christmas? Al's kid Ted wants gold. Nothing but gold. Where do you put your nuts? In the bathroom? And are you ready for Christmas? What can you do to get prepared? Join JK and Al as they work through the ups and downs of being a father as we near the Christmas period. How to deal with the winter illnesses that all kids pickup, how to entertain them and deal with the...

Ever used treacle in the bedroom? Are you afraid of flying? Can you load a dishwasher? How are these things connected? You'll have to listen to find out! Join JK and Al as they discuss White Ribbon Day, how surgery can get you in the mood and watching Baywatch with your kids. Plus can they forgive this weeks confession? And what can we learn about obeying the doctors orders after an operation on y...

Al and JK are joined by celebrity podcaster Matt Farquharson aka Papa Pukka to talk about his parenting experiences, the ups and downs and the funny bits. And hear from this weeks confessional - can you forgive this week's dad? To find out, listen and subscribe to Don't Tell Your Mum now, on Global Player or wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter/Insta/FB @jkjasonking @thedadsnet @papa_pukka www....

Ever cleaned your bum with your wife's toothbrush? Can you cook? Like...At all? Do you do Dad jokes? The answers to these and more questions in this episode of Don't Tell your Mum. Plus, Al and JK are joined by celebrity chef Aldo Zilli who confirms that the teenage years are the worst, talks about his parenting experiences and helps with some simple suggestions to impress with cooking. And here h...

Do you drink too much? Or do you have another vice? Could you handle having triplets? And what would you do if your toddler offered your neighbour a fresh turd as a gift? Join JK and Al as they explore the answer to these questions and the many more our children give us in the journey of fatherhood. Can you forgive this week's confession? And listen to Daddy To Triplets, Alex, talk about his strug...

Do you believe in aliens? Are crop circles real? What happens if you have a baby in space? Join JK and Al as they find out answers to these questions and more, including this week's confession. What would you do if your children accused the babysitter of hitting them? Can you trust you kid to tell the truth? How can you know if it's real or imagined? Have you ever been accused of hurting your chil...

Have you ever called your boss a dickhead by mistake? How do you eat your weetabix? Do you hate soggy cereal? Listen to JK and Al as they talk through this episodes Dad conundrums. Hear from this week's confession, can JK and Al find forgiveness for our sweary dad? And how does it compare to JK's confession? Do you listen to your wife? Maybe you should as JK and Al find out to their detriment. Can...