The Cursed Caravan: A Pathfinder 2e Podcast

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, Scarab and Monet were able to save Rootmoore from bleeding to death. As the party made the decision to rest in a store room, they heard a voice call out to them. The group moved in to investigate, and it was Culbrin the town butcher! Our heroes freed him and made the decision to immediately head back to Falcon’s Hollow. On the way there, they were attacked by...

Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. I’m just in the breakroom warming up a juicy hot dog. Last week was pretty rough, my dumbass decided to walk into yet another ambush. You’d think we would expect it by now, but here we are. The fight was going the way it usually does, quite terribly. Everyone got some good hits in, and I hammered that big frog into oblivion! Felt good. Then out of nowhere, the last k...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes fell down a well because a mysterious man showed up and decided to sabotage the plan. Scarab shot and killed a large frog and Rootmoore broke Monet’s fall, and everyone came out relatively unscathed. Surprising no one, the kobolds began to flee in different directions. While checking a store room, our party encountered a strange other-worldly creat...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, Cody decided to let his brother Justin play a session with us. Felicia, Matthew, and I were like, “Yeah! A fourth player! We could use the help!”. An hour later, we find our three heroes falling to their death down a well with kobolds waiting because Justin decided to be an enemy! Our story continues now! Game Master - Cody Shabunga Krazoa Bafomdad the 1st (S...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes pressed on through the smokey hot cave. Our party found a strange dwarf tirelessly attempting and failing to craft a weapon at a forge. He seemed to pay the group no mind until Rootmoore tried to get his attention in the dwarven language. The strange dwarf then became hostile, using supernatural powers to fill the room with hot smoke and steam, nea...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes began stumbling through a hot smokey cave. Leading the way, Scarab bumped into a hell hound! The beast immediately let out a breath of fire nearly killing Scarab. Monet and Rootmoore took action and eventually killed the hell hound. The group then pushed forward through the cave and they started to hear strange clanging and rocks crumbling. Our sto...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes departed from Falcon’s Hollow and headed back down into Droskar’s Crag. Rootmoore started feeling sick, and learned that he contracted Filth Fever from the rats they encountered a thousand episodes ago. The party decided to go into the steam filled room and were then set upon by electric lizards. After exterminating them, the group pushed forward t...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes recovered from a brutal siege by the True Scales. They decided to head back to Falcon’s Hollow, safely escorting the missing hunter and Edgrin, along with two kobold prisoners. Our group immediately arrived at the sheriff’s office and ran into the imposing Payday, who was taunting Sheriff Belsin. Even though having Edgrin as a witness and the kobol...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes continued to fight for their lives in the crypt. The attacking kobolds continued to throw gas bombs, and then started to push in with mobile barricades. The heroes were starting to lose hope, but then Scarab made a daring move to leap over the palisades on Tricky, and execute the leader with a point blank shot! Rootmoore was able to commandeer a pa...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes decided to sleep in the crypt after saving the missing hunter Barlis. Resting behind a stone door with additional security with Monet’s padlock seemed like a good idea at the time. Everyone was then awakened by Kobolds using pickaxes to tear down the door. Our heroes began fighting for their lives, trapped like rats. Our story continues now! Game M...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes were able to locate Barlis, the missing hunter with a communication room. The party moved with haste to find him surrounded by undead, only his prayers keeping them at bay. An intense battle begins in the dark catacomb, and eventually the dead stop rising. Our story continues now! Game Master - Cody Shabunga Krazoa Bafomdad the 1st (Scarab) - Matth...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes tussled with a shadow creature. Rootmoore was hit with a horrible attack that left him physically weakened with Enfeebled 4. His own shadow then pulled itself away and became another adversary! The situation started to look bleak, with Monet and Edwin Singsong also taking massive hits. Following his instructions, Ed ran from the encounter, and Scar...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes recovered from the mechanical anvil battle. They found a dwarven corpse in the room with a mysterious magical gauntlet, and Monet tried it on. She immediately felt a sharp pain and her hand was forced into a permanent fist, everyone learned that the gauntlet was powerful but also cursed. Our party moved into the next room to discover that it is a p...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes ran into a group of kobold defectors rallying against the Kobold King, and wanting to join Lorkin, a vampire god. Scarab was able to get the location of the Kobold King from the cult leader and avoid bloodshed with a natural 20 diplomacy! The group kept moving and they found a room with sounds of someone weeping on the inside. They walked in to fin...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes murdered the dwarven ghouls. In the room with the ghouls, they found bones and remains of animals locked in a cell. Scarab recognized one of them to be his missing pig that disappeared with his cart. He then turned to “Pig” and realized there was a connection between the two of them. Scarab then named “Pig” Tricky. Plowing ahead with their new half...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes defeated a group of kobolds and managed to keep one alive for questioning. In the next room, a timid voice called out to them. After investigating, they found a halfling named Edgar Singsong who had been a captive along with others that tried to escape. The team learns from Eddard Raingail that the others are the missing hunter that the sheriff is...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes finally found the remains of Druingar the Glintaxe, his bones and equipment suspended in the jelly cube. The group decided to head back to Falcon’s Hollow for a much needed rest, and to inform the Sheriff of their find. Monet then has a dream about her time working in the Absalom library, and recalls an old wizard reading about Druingar. The next d...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes decide to explore a different part of the underground forge, leaving the electric trap room for another time. They head east and find living quarters. They find the room occupied by a skeletal dwarven spirit, and Rootmoore casted a Heal spell on it to lay the spirit to rest. The spirit was unfazed, and Monet learned that it was actually a gelatinou...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our party searched north of the forge, following the retreating kobold’s tracks. The heroes ran into a group of large rats feasting on a corpse in the hallway. After dispatching the rats, they inspected the body, and it was missing it’s head. A note was found on the body, and it spoke of a servant of the Dark Smith prowling the halls, and the note slowly fell...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes traverse down the stairwell that was guarded by the worg. They immediately ran into a group of kobolds collecting obsidian rocks. After a short fight, two of the kobolds fled in different directions. The party followed one of them to the east and found a large forge. While Rootmoore was grilling a hot dog in the fire, a large leech-like worm emerge...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes arrived at Falcon’s Hollow with the head of the worg. After speaking to the sheriff and earning a free night at the Sitting Duck, they bed down for much needed rest. Scarab is then awakened by an angry mob of townsfolk busting through his door and stealing him from his bed! The mob drag him outside while Monet and Rootmoore do their best to free hi...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes find out that the squid creatures are from the shadow plane, and so is Monet. The group then heads into the room where the Colonel was killed. Acting with haste, they forgot that the worg is known for setting traps. Rootmore and Monet get slammed by an axe trap as they enter, and the beast emerged from the shadows behind them. Scarab quickly throws...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes continue exploring the forgotten crucible. One of the rooms was inhabited by a lone kobold. After a plethora of obscenities between him and Scarab, the kobold was allowed to escape. They find a library, and most of the books were covered in phantom mold. Monet was able to find an untainted book filled with hymns for Torag. Inside was a scroll of sp...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, Scarab and Joq regroup after a failed mission and loss of Colonel Cobb Corn. Joq decides that adventuring is not for him. Scarab desperately started running around town looking for new employees to continue his mission. He met a dwarf named Rootmoore Redmane, who is here following the footsteps of his cousin, Druingar. A “human” woman named Monet also joins S...

Last time on Crown of the Kobold King, our heroes continue pushing through the mysterious abandoned crucible. Doing their best to avoid combat with the wolves, they stumble across secret holding cells, containing long dead skeletal dwarves. The skeletons rise and combat ensues. One corpse does not rise, and a ring of Torag is found on her finger. The party continues deeper into the ruin and finall...