The Cult Of Tea And Dice

Episode 497 TRIGGER WARNING Mention of Suicide. Join the NuTube sensations the Treasure Stompers as they seek for the brass seal of the Meiji Emperor. Rumoured to have gone missing deep in Aokigohara forest, the suicide forest the Treasure Stompers are out to retireve it. Plus get some sweet sweet views! Dead Of Night – […]

Episode 496 In this episode we join the animals of thousand conker woods in the depth of the cold and hungry winter. However nearby there is a human dwelling that veritably stinks of food. Surely they won’t miss some! Cult 496 – FAE – The Animals of Thousand Conker Wood – Food Heist Please let […]

Episode 495 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Between John of Jerusalem and the mysterious help of the Arabic gentleman they have run off Padre Franks and killed most of his men. Now however they must work out who the mysterious stranger is and why he has helped them. Cult 495 – Heirs […]

Episode 494 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) So they are now Parlaying with the Flamberge as it seems likely he is a Templar also. Will this be a blessing or a curse in disguise. Cult 494 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – To Castle Borlay – Session 3 […]

Episode 493 On the Back of the Ymir Schmeer the Frost Vikings face their final challenge. How do you kill a turtle the size of a mountain range? Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 3 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you […]

Episode 492 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Having been waylaid by a knight with a distinctive Flamberge blade the Knights have to try and defeat him before he trounces them utterly. But are they forgetting something? Cult 492 – Heirs To Heresy – The Chalice of Fear – To Castle Borlay – […]

Episode 491 I can’t believe they lost the Knife! Now they are going to have to go to the Village and get it, if the undead don’t stop them. Cult 491 – Mork Borg – The Trouble With Ghosts – Session 4 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice […]

Episode 490 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) The Knights have finally finished their business in Melun, now they need to get to Guy De Borlay’s castle and get his aid. Going through the forests to avoid being seen is better but they face greater hardships. Cult 490 – Heirs To Heresy – […]

Episode 489 They went into the Barn, a think that I would have expected them not to do. It would be a shame if they disrupted what was going on in there… Cult 489 – Mork Borg – The Trouble With Ghosts – Session 3 Please let us know what you think either here, at […]

Episode 488 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Finally we reach the crunch point, they have done everything they needed to do, with the exception of the little vandalization that they promised to do for Quercus. The mercenaries have already run them out of town, so they will have to sneak back in. […]

Episode 420 Ages ago I was perusing Instagram and I saw This Account and it sparked ideas instantly. At the time I told the creator that I would end up creating a session based on these. So here it is! Join the NuTube sensations the Treasure Stompers as they seek for a drug lords gold! […]

Episode 487 Poltroon exploded. Did you see that? He just exploded? Now the fools are talking to the spirits that blew him up! Cult 487 – Mork Borg – The Trouble With Ghosts – Session 2 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you want to give us […]

Episode 486 Having climbed the shoulder of the mighty beast the Frost Vikings are ready to set off to the head, however, first an old foe returns. No not bad planning. OWLS!! Fate Accelerated – Frost Vikings – The Ymir Schmeer – Session 2 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, […]

Episode 485 So we were missing some people, and had nothing planned… So it’s time for more Frost Vikings. Having been paid in various Imperial weights and measures the Vikings are obviously looking to relax. This is obviously why they are gambling in a tavern. Must be.. Can’t be anything to do with the Dodgy […]

Episode 484 We suddenly didn’t have enough players for a game so we rolled out Necronautilus a somewhat experimental game of noxious gas clouds doing the bidding of Death itself. In this case Death wants a beastman demigod dead. Cult 484 – Necronautilus – Haraqra The Beast That Bathes In The Blood Of The World […]

Episode 483 They have the cutlery, but they don’t have any money. However the nearby squire has a nocturnal issue and money. Maybe the fools can succeed. Cult 483 – Mork Borg – The Trouble With Ghosts – Session 1 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or @Cultteaanddice if you […]

Episode 482 With effluence filled robots forcing people to worship a statue seemingly standing in a literal river of crap the fools decide that fighting them is a good idea. But where is the Cutlery? Cult 482 – Mork Borg – Bloat – Session 3 Please let us know what you think either here, at […]

Episode 481 Faced with effluent filled homicidal robots the idiots continue on the mission the disembodied voice told them to go. Will they be able to withstand the horrors they will find. No. Cult 481 – Mork Borg – Bloat – Session 2 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or […]

Episode 480 Back to @OspreyGames Heirs To Heresy (available Here) Now they are getting threatened by Mercenaries while they plot a little Breaking and Entering! Can nothing go right for the Templars? Will they finally work out where Guy De Borlay is? NB This is a game dealing with a fantastical depiction of Christianity in […]

Episode 479 Old Fools and New Fools receive a message from a disembodied voice and so do exactly as it demands. They head North to their doom and the doom of the world. Cult 479 – Mork Borg – Bloat – Session 1 Please let us know what you think either here, at thecultofteaanddice@gmail.com, or […]

SPECIAL EPISODE! We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju! http://mechavskaiju.com/ Kickstarter here! The Kickstarter is now Live! Go and Back! The Ninja’s have summoned Kaibutsu, so having just finished of Ijimeko now the squad have to try and […]

SPECIAL EPISODE! We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju! http://mechavskaiju.com/ Kickstarter here! The New version will be Kickstarting on August 1st 2023 With Ijemeko climbing up the side of a building, Ninja’s in side of the building, and […]

SPECIAL EPISODE! We are pleased to have Jonathan Wright with us for this episode, demoing the new version of his Cult Approved game Mecha Vs Kaiju! http://mechavskaiju.com/ Kickstarter here! The New version will be Kickstarting on August 1st 2023 So join the Cult as we play elite members of Japans Defences, a squad of incredibly […]

Episode 478 Cave People dealing with consequences @OspreyGames Paleomythic (available Here) The Duel is over, but can they actually leave the lands of the Elk tribe alive? If they do which of the remaining tribes will they actually head towards. Cult 478 – Paleomythic – Tribe Of The Bear Claw Cave – The Tribal Council […]

Episode 477 Because it has been so long we got confused and thought this was session 5 but it is actually Session 6! The Inquisitors are quite literally carving their way through the opposition, will they be able to get to the bottom of the Rebel presence on the planet, or will their Sister manage […]