The Cult of Ron & Brian

It's our last episode of 2024, and we give you a full update on Luigi Mangione! A clown college student gets prison time for a golden gun, a Washington politician is accused of using her position inappropriately, and a man may spend Christmas in prison in Dubai for a Google review. A former NYPD Chief is investigated for a sex-for-overtime scandal, a grandmother was killed by her Sleep Number bed,...

The biggest story of the week was the assassination of the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and we give you the full rundown! Brian's happy with an airline's new rule on carry-ons, two Florida inmates made a baby without every meeting, and we give our opinions on the gig economy. Yoav Gallant was protected by the NYPD, the Hawk Tuah girl might be in trouble with the SEC, and we talk about the Girls Gone Wild...

We've got stories from our Thanksgiving holidays, along with some folks that burned their mansion down by frying a turkey and old video of people being inappropriate with a Butterball! We talk about the Israel cease fire, a woman exposed for anti-Semitism at a pro-Israel rally, and a review of everything we're watching.

As we prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday, we discuss blowback over John Stamos' bald cap, Georgia getting rid of everyone on their Maternal Mortality Board, and the Costco guys got a huge pop at AEW! Matt Gaetz may have paid a lot of underaged women for sex, a Russian ballet dancer who criticized Putin had a terrible fall, and Walmart & Lowes may be raising prices due to Trump's tariffs. We...

We give you the rundown on what we've been watching - the biggest show being the Mike Tyson - Jake Paul fight! A man faked his death to get away from his family, Costco recalled butter for the dumbest of reasons, and we share our NFL Picks of the Week. Trump starting picking his Cabinet, The Onion bought InfoWars, and a Philly man stole a forklift and gave us a legendary mugshot!

Tuesday was Election Day, and we have an intensive breakdown of all the elections results! We discuss the road our country is on as we prepare for the downfall of America and civilization in general. It's not all politics, as we also discuss the Colorado Penis Mural, North Korean soldiers getting hooked on porn, and a cyclist who got billed by the very ambulance that ran him over! We also say good...

The state of New York decided that Peanut the Squirrel needed to die, an elderly man was scammed out of $1 million by someone posing as a WWE Superstar, and a husband caught his wife cheating...with his own brother! Jason Kelce smashed a phone, a Dodgers fan blew off his fingers, and we discuss the most rat infested cities in the US. A couple of influencers died for the 'Gram, a NY woman is facing...

This week, we've got sex-starved dolphins, a pending pardon for the Menendez brothers, and Rudy Giuliani is losing most of his stuff! A woman went overboard for Taylor Swift, a Kentucky politician drove his tractor into a pool, and a teenage Walmart employee was killed in a tragic workplace accident. Brian attended the NY Liberty parade, we have a follow up on the Ravens fan who went looking for a...

The Yankees are back in the World Series, and Ron & Brian are here for it! A teacher and a cop moonlighted as pimps, a TikTokker was confused by the Greek flag, and Trump used a McDonald's for a photo op. A school bus driver let a 7-year-old drive, a Christian school staffer paid students to film porn, and a correction officer groomed an inmate! A farewell card led to a lawsuit, robot vacuums...

Hurricanes are so hot right now! We discuss the impact of Helene and Milton, and talk about a Tennessee factory that may have put profits ahead of its employees' lives. A man is going to prison for cloning a super-sheep, sex offenders in Missouri no longer need to put out "No Candy" signs at Halloween, and we discuss the legacy of Ronald Reagan and Jimmy Carter! A woman was eaten by a shark while...

Some artists work with paint, some with clay - this week we talk about a brave soul who uses human urine to speak about society. A Kensington boy found out you shouldn't bring a toy gun to a real gun party, a Trump supporter paid $4K to break a Taylor Swift guitar, and there was a fake Crumbl Cookies pop-up in Australia! We've got stories in But The Drag Queens Are The Problems and F Around And Fi...

A US woman uses a machine to help unalive herself, a woman gets arrested trying to sneak her kids into Disney, and a woman was concerned about her sweaty son, who was hiding a dying woman in his RV! We give you our NFL Locks of the Week, discuss what we're watching, and we've got another amazing story from Ron's local Facebook page. Brian has questions about Hezbollah and Hurricane Helene, Ryan Ro...

We're fascinated by this week's exploding pager story and give you the full breakdown! P. Diddy was arrested, Mark Robinson's disturbing comment history came to light, and Mike Lindell was more disturbing that usual. A Florida sheriff accidentally killed his girlfriend, a Kentucky sheriff purposely killed a judge, and hot weather killed a man running in a Disney marathon! A Georgia woman died as a...

It's been quite the week in politics, between the Presidential Debate and someone else trying to take a shot at Trump. The Haitians allegedly are eating pets and you can't sent Jimmy to school without fear of him being operated on! Dave Grohl had an affair and fathered a child, a Colorado city councilman shot a teen trying to take photos, and a State Senator injured her chief of staff during force...

People took advantage of a Chase ATM glitch, which actually ended up being a federal crime! A Florida doctor killed a patient by removing the wrong organ and a Florida State fan made a really bad wager on their football team. A man is pooping on porches in Louisville, a Wells Fargo employee died at her desk and wasn't found for almost half a week, and Ilona Maher is on the cover of the SI swimsuit...

A woman went to jail for breaking the Applebee's All-You-Can-Eat code, a man had an unwelcome encounter with a snake on the toilet, and a man was kicked off of a plane for a bloody scalp! We have follow up stories on the brother jailed in Dubai and Disney trying to get a wrongful death case thrown out, we discuss Ron's visit to NYC this past weekend, and we've got film reviews for Hollywood Shuffl...

We review the masterpiece that is the 1986 Sylvester Stallone film, "Cobra"! A Florida doctor got in trouble for not wearing hearing aids during a colonoscopy, Disney is trying to use their streaming service to get out of a wrongful death case, and a nuclear sub captain filmed a porno on his sub. A man tried to give a 4-month-old gasoline to drink, a couple killed a 6-year-old, and a Tennessee cou...

A discussion of a weekend at Ron's and a viewing of Con Air leads to talk of Nicolas Cage's filmography and 80s/90s movies! We recap the 2024 Summer Olympics, we have a follow up on the woman chained to a tree in India, and we talk about our worst work email experiences. Astronauts are stuck in space, Nassau County banned masks, and a Mississippi lawyer gave us an all-time mugshot! We also talk ab...

Two brothers are trapped in Dubai after making some questionable partying choices. We talk about a 340 lb. woman who killed her foster son, an American woman that ended up tied to a tree in India, and we say goodbye to a Hamas leader! The Olympics are never-ending, and we have stories about the disgusting Seine, a boxer being misgendered, Flavor Flav's generosity, and a British rugby player being...

We're all about the Paris Olympics, including the controversy over the opening ceremony, TikTok sweetheart Ilona Maher, and a judo competitor that got a dose of karma! A NJ man killed a seagull for stealing fries, a Philly woman shot a baby, and a pedophile shot himself. There was another unjustified police shooting in Illinois, an elderly man is missing due to the CrowdStrike outage, and teens wa...

We thought we were done talking politics, but then Joe Biden had to announce he was dropping out of the race! The Trump shooting was so last week, but we look at the RNC, complete with fake ear bandages and Matt Gaetz' disturbing new face. Costco food buckets are on sale, the KC Royals are rolling out an apocalyptic taco, and the Apex Stegosaurus auction proved that some people have too much money...

Someone tried to end the election early in PA, a man was VERY inappropriate in a Philly Dollar Tree, and a FL woman sparked a riot at a skating rink. Alec Baldwin's case got thrown out, Mike Gundy defended a DUI, and Brendan DuBois showed how not to hide that you have child porn! We discuss a list of wedding rules, Sketch's OnlyFans past came to light, and Americans can now buy ammo from a vending...

We explore the mystery of the poop in Gwyneth Paltrow's guest bedroom, a grad student was burned in an unfortunate place by his hair removal cream, and Joe Biden faced more calls to drop out of the race. We tell you what we're watching, Target won't be accepting personal checks anymore, and a man made a fatal mistake on July 4th! Lyft is getting sued for a driver exposing himself, Susan Smith thin...

We discuss this week's Presidential Debate and the pending collapse of our country. A woman called the cops to get out of a first date, a student was caught defrauding Lehigh University, and the Kyle Filipowski draft saga once again proved the power of the internet! Oklahoma and Louisiana put religion over education despite being amongst the worst in the country, the World's Tallest Dog passed awa...

The Hawk Tuah girl was everywhere this week, so we put a little bit of our twist on that thang! There's a new security camera complete with paintball gun, a Philly Little League in disarray, and Chuck Schumer tries to make us believe he knows how to grill. A woman's nasty pillow breeds internet outrage, we review the price of beer at the NFL stadiums, and we've got Celebrity Obits! We also give yo...