The Cult of Ron & Brian

It's a new year, so we look back on our predictions for 2025 to see what we got right and look ahead to what we can expect in 2026. We crown the 2025 Death Pool champion and discuss who has the best odds of winning this year. A Florida man stole from a meat market while naked, Brian stole meat while fully clothed, and AI duped people into going to the Brooklyn Bridge for New Year's Eve fireworks....

Just when we thought the Epstein Files couldn't get more disturbing, this week the DOJ released a list of his Amazon purchases. A Florida man shot up his family over an NFL game, a couple is sentenced for trying to sell their baby, and we have an Ask Brian segment! The Secretary of Treasury said Americans should expect big tax refunds this year, a man went on a brisket stealing spree, and Operatio...

We're spreading holiday joy to everyone this week! We've got a man suing a Vegas casino, a tourist almost dying for a photo, and an elementary school principal accused of being antisemitic. We discuss Rob Reiner and his filmography, DraftKings failed in trying to keep a bettor's winnings, and there was a bow and arrow murder in New Jersey. We tell you what we're watching, give you our NFL Locks of...

We take a deep dive into the Sherrone Moore scandal which leads into a bracket contest about who the worst Man Behaving Badly is! A man accidentally tried to deposit meth at his local bank, Times New Roman is making America great again, and Royal Caribbean is accused of over-serving a passenger (oh, and killing them. Allegedly.). We also talk about what we're watching and give you our NFL Locks of...

We discuss the new Sean Combs docuseries on Netflix and why 50 Cent can't stop smiling in his interviews! A Russian fitness influencer found out that eating 10,000 calories a day isn't healthy, the well-off are more likely to steal from self-checkouts, and a teenager learned the hard way to not hop into a lion enclosure. An American student was stuck in a German vagina sculpture, an ex-NJ cop is a...

We discuss the undefeated high school football coach/alleged pedophile, Brian talks about how he was a hero on Thanksgiving, and have a thought-provoking question in our Ask Ron segment. There was scandal at the World's Strongest Woman contest, a dad arranges a drug deal to avenge his daughter, and an upstate NY hunting trip among brothers ends in tragedy. The ShamWow guy is running for office in...

A Turkish boy died when co-workers put an air hose up his rectum, a robber took advantage of a liquor store employee's heart attack, and a Canadian man was led astray by ChatGPT. A Canadian cop met women in the weirdest of ways, a Dine & Dash Diva is on the loose in NYC, and a Wisconsin family was arrested for starving one of their children! Two Texas men wanted to take over a Haitian island,...

There were some...interesting allegations from the Epstein files this week, and you know we were here for it! A politician was seen enjoying porn on a plane, an influencer has to pay for breaking up a marriage, and Ron has a Beef of the Week retraction. The penny is being retired, a former professor killed his wife, and a Baltimore police officer caught charges for nearly running someone over! A f...

We talk about the world's oldest Quarter Pounder and how much we would charge to take a bite, a woman got an unwanted shipment of arms and fingers, and a dad accused of leaving his daughter in a hot car takes the easy way out. Trump pardoned Daryl Strawberry and looked bewildered during a medical emergency, a woman shamed churches for not helping the needy, and we discuss the Election Day results!...

Ron was in Aruba, Brian was at the Chiller Theater Convention, and we talk about both! A man was killed by a hot shower, a Taiwanese Airline asked a dead employee for a doctor's note, and Kash Patel lashed out at criticism over his plane usage. Aggressive monkeys are on the loose, a man had his entire potato harvest stolen, and a Harrisburg church had to apologize for an offensive Halloween float....

Brian continues to be a hero of democracy, and this week we get to see him complete his New Jersey ballot! A Corrections Officer was arrested for his prison side hustle, a coroner had to cancel an office halloween party due to 24 decomposing corpses, and Amazon Web Services let everyone down this week. We try not to talk about Trump, but between knocking down the East Wing and asking the DOJ for $...

The rumors are true - we've got a brand new title belt for the podcast and we're showing it off! A long line in Marshall's leads to a stabbing, a priest gets caught shirtless with a parishioner's fiancee, and a 73-year-old man gets revenge on his high school bully. A glamorous serial killer was arrested in Brazil, Jake Haro gets sentenced for the death of his son, and a NYC man tried to use a sex...

We're back after a short hiatus while Brian visited the heartland of our country, and we're ready to entertain you! We have a lot of stories saved up for But The Drag Queen Are The Problem, we discuss the Riyadh Comedy Festival, and we're proud to announce our own Super Bowl halftime show! A man got sick from eating gummies, a man got sick from winning the lottery, and a man tried to order Olive G...

We don't know what the fate of Ophelia is, but we know that your fate is to listen to the best damn podcast out there! This week, we talk about a robber who found himself on the wrong end of a samurai sword, a man who jumped from a cruise ship to avoid a gambling debt, and how the execs of Rick's Cabaret allegedly bribed a tax auditor! A Texas woman butt-dialed a murder confession, the head of IMA...

You can say a lot of things about the sewer system in Nantucket, and apparently a high level of cocaine is one of those things! A NC election official was accused of spiking his grandkids' ice cream, a Kentucky woman is accused of vandalizing her ex's car, and a Texas homeowner shot and killed an 11-year-old boy. Buford Pusser very possible killed his wife, a man asked for bereavement leave prior...

Charlie Kirk was the main topic of conversation most places this week, and we're no different! We also give you a breakdown of the new Charlie Sheen docuseries on Netflix, and it's a can't miss! We've got a guy who ran a woman over due to her feet, a hotel in China that rents dogs with their rooms, and our NFL Locks of the Week. All this, and Brian's night with President Trump at Yankee Stadium!

The boys were at Yankee Stadium this week, but they didn't get as much coverage as the Phillies fan in Miami that took a home run ball away from a young boy! A man shot and killed his daughter while trying to shoot a bird, a cosplayer caught a felony charge for threatening to blow up a rival, and we give you our NFL Locks of the Week. A Nestles CEO was fired for multiple affairs, the Suntory CEO r...

The President has been AWOL most of the past week, but his administration is still fining migrants for being in the country! A man shot his wife and stopped for beer on the way to the hospital, a cheating husband used a fetish site to set up his wife's murder, and Rudy Giuliani got hurt in a car accident. We discuss what we're watching, give you our first NFL Locks of the Week for the season, and...

The boys traveled across the pond last week for Brian's wedding, and we have all of the details! We also have stories about an American giving a European pickpocket a proper thrashing, a school district that had to cancel classes due to missing catalytic converters, and a British Airways flight attendant that was naked and on meth during a flight. An advisor to Eric Adams was caught giving money t...

We're got our own brand of coffee now, and Brian is our official taste tester! Two NJ bakery owners got stabbed over an egg sandwich, a Texas millionaire battled a buffalo and lost, and an Utah senator changed a law to benefit a family member. The Coast Guard report on the Titan submersible came out, Nicolas Maduro now has a $50 million price on his head, and a guy who opened a Trump burger joint...

We visit the world of celebrity obits again, mourning the loss of Ryne Sandberg and Loni Anderson. NYC lost $17 million from ATM withdrawals, the PA Turnpike was shut down due to a glizzy spill, and there was another mass shooting in Manhattan. Sydney Sweeney caught flack from her American Eagle ad, Alan Dershowitz couldn't buy pierogis, and a couple of Phillies fans had a real good time at a Yank...

It was a rough week in entertainment, as we lost Chuck Mangione, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Hulk Hogan, and Ozzy Osbourne. A man was arrested for putting his nose where it didn't belong, a firefighter flooded a baseball field after his car was hit by a fly ball, and we review the CNBC list of the Best and Worst States in the US. An NYPD officer stole money to pay for tight glutes, a sex offender was ca...

Brian's completed another trip around the sun, and we've got another great episode to celebrate him! A human skin teddy bear caused problems at a CA bus stop, a NJ man killed a seagull for stealing a french fry, and a summer law intern got fired for nibbling on her co-workers. Breweries are considering banning kids, a Long Island man died in an MRI accident, and Luigi Mangione's health records may...

We discuss the disappearance of the Epstein List, how the TikTok antipasto controversy took over the internet, and a man got sucked into a jet engine. A man got arrested for sex with a cow (yet that wasn't the worst thing about him), a Palm Beach woman is in trouble for getting paid $400K more than she should have, and a NJ Police Chief is facing a lawsuit for office hijinks. We see the photos fro...

We discuss how we spent the 4th of July, a California girl lost her life due to illegal fireworks, and a man stabbed his mom's boyfriend over a poorly cooked steak. Floods killed over 80 people in Texas, while a Texas woman let her daughter die in a hot car. There's a new Doomsday Cult in the UK, Bryan Kohberger takes a plea deal, and a 7-11 employee died after her manager sat on her. We talk abou...