The Crème Dellar Prem Podcast

JoFuDellaKenneTudor... talk... Romal... lukal.. o.. o christ... i think im going to be sick... hold my hair... o god... rub my back... yeah... yeah that's it... that feels good... yeah... keep going...

niall josh tudor dellar and tommy do this seasons STRIPADVISOR... thats right... its not a user-generated review aggregator for dancing naked and semi-naked women... it's the review of the BEST and WORST and MEDIUM football kits for the 21/22 season... plus everything else... i put an asterisk in the title... are you fucking happy...

Apologies to glorious nation of Kazakhstan pls keep listening to the podcast etc. Tommy Dellar Phil Hugh Kennedy. It's a 'hot takes' episode, brought to you by diazepam (top gear!) and sleepless nites. Weeewaaa wooo waaa very nice.

Crouch and The Man with the Bungle Finger join Tudor, Dellar, and Wand to review the draft, the first gameweek, the cup draw, the waivers, the next gameweek, bla bla fucking bla. Lock in and lock down. Yeah boiiiiiiiiii

Tudor, Dellar, Rob, Barney, and Jamie talk DRAFT STRATEGY. It's one day away aaaaaaaaaah. All the transfers. Who's actually going to be available? Lukaku? Adam Armstrong? No idea. Did the last draft alone in a hotel room BLASTING opera. Would recommend!!!! Predicted SDM draft order: 1. Rob (Fernandes) 2. Tudor (Kane) 3. Josh (Salah) 4. Mike (Mane) 5. Will (Sancho) 6. Lee (De Bruyne) 7. Pedro ([RED...

Episode one. Season five. The boys (Tommy, Dellar, Josh, Kennedy, Bungle) preview the promoted teams (useful), the big transfers (sort of useful), and reveal the official winner of the BEST TEAM NAME award (totally irrelevant).

Part two. This one's even funnier, I think.

We've gone back through the 20/21 pod to find and select the best bits. Here's the first half. It's super funny. Enjoy!

Dual hosts Tommy P and Tudor are joined by Dellar, Kennedy, Hugh, Barney, Josh, and Rob to round up the season.

Andy, Josh, Kennedy, Hugh, and Culley Culley look back at a decisive penultimate week, and ahead to the FINAL WEEK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

There are no words.

JTW is joined by Dellar, Barney, Sam, and JK to discuss 'the longest player in the Premier League', plus all the usual stuff. It's the run in! Getting pretty exciting tbf.

Tommy P is joined by The Commish, Rob, Will, and Nick to discuss the usual stuff, the HUGE upcoming gameweek, and get banned from ever travelling to the People's Republic of China.

Host James is joined by commissioner James, regular James, and guests James and James to bring you your weekly dose of James news, James updates, and a look forward to the James ahead.

Nothing interesting happened in football world this week, yeah? Tommy P hosts, joined by Dellar, Phil, Josh, and Mike to discuss, you know, whatever.

Tudor, JK, Barney, Dellar, and Niall join Rob Carlisle for an hour-long tribute to the tattooed Northern Irish sensation. (Not really.)

Tommy P is joined by the Commish, JK, Hugh, and Rob to talk hustlers, jostlers, and forkers across the leagues.

Tommy P, Andy, Tudor, and Josh are joined by Bobby to explore the strange intersection between hip-hop and football, plus all the usual CDP stuff.

Garth, Andy, and Rob join host Tommy P to discuss the upcoming miniature gameweek, plus the usual look back at the week's Prem and Creme action. (Really excited to see if the superscript on the episode title works or not - obviously this message won't make sense if it doesn't.)

Crouch, Phil, and Will join Tommy P and Dellar to play the much-loved, classic quiz game: 'Football, or not to do with football?'. Very exciting. Plus, we talk the CDP (also very exciting) and the Prem (not very exciting).

Host Tudor is joined by Pete, Nick, Tommy P and the Commish to discuss life at the top of the league. Listen for genuinely quite useful insight and tips on how they got all the way up there.

Dellar hosts James, Barney, Wilson, and Bungle to stir up some resentment, Norfolk-style.

Stew and Phil join Tudor, Dellar, and JK for a very steamy Valentine's Day special.

Mark and Hugh join Andy, Tom, and Tudor to discuss the Wooden Spoon race, the Cup, the 'bucket', and all the usual stuff.

BUNGLE!!!! And Tudor, Dellar, JK, Rob, whatever. Just so you know, the style guide denotes capitalisation - if it were up to me (Pedro), the title of this episode would be 'Headlines from the Future', not 'Headlines from the future'. Just FYI.