The Creep Dive

Guten Abend beautiful creeps. Tonight, we bring to you THREE fascinating tales from the depths of our creepy hearts. First up, Jen O-D-W-Y-E-R has the story of Gemma Barker aka the girl who became three boys through the transformative power of two hats. Then Cassie lifts the lid on a barefaced lie that has been perpetuated by Disney for too long. Annnnd Sophie sees us out with a dive into the bats...

GOOD EVENING CREEPMONKEYS It’s Tuesday again… or is it? Are we even real? Do we control our own actions? Is this whole world just a terrarium on some greater being’s desk? This week we go deep on the signs that we’re actually just living in an experiment that has gone terribly wrong. It’s one of those loose-on-facts-heavy-on-fake-science-we’re-100%-convinced kind of episodes. It’s a headmelt. #ICr...

Good evening creeps! Tonight (just on time) we bring to you everything and the kitchen sink. In no particular order and not adhering to any semblance of structure we talk about everything from weird fish to two potential gay Christians that murdered a Mam. It’s like Eastenders with long haired guinea pigs. We’ve officially dived so far we’re scraping the barrel. Enjoy every last morsel. Hosted on...

Happy Sunday! Our beloved patrons are getting a juicy juicy hive episode today so we thought it only fair to release this gem from the archives. If you want to unlock hours and hours of creep sign up now at Patreon.com/TheCreepDive  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Afternoon creepoids, today we bring to you a story with lots of twists and turns and name changes AND Jen dives into why koalas are actually huge assholes. Come on in, it’s a fine day for a creep. #MidweekCreep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A 90 minute episode… it can only mean one thing… SOPHIE WHITE IS BACK IN THE STUDIO. The three best creeps have reunited at last and to celebrate we have a fantastic array of tales. Jen has (to be fair) the world’s most understandable murder and Sophie has a catfishing catastrophe complete with accents, star wars references and a minor IMDB celebrity. Get it while it’s hot! #StandByCreep Hosted on...

Good morning creeps! Sorry for the delay – I’ve lost track of the days. This week we have an assortment of creeps – like a pick n mix of debauchery. We’ve got the covid loving children of Texas, the mystery of missing lighthouse managers and how a selfie solved a murder. It’s a wonderful episode in a horrific world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good evening creeps… tonight we bring to you a duo of deplorable behaviour AND two stories. Sophie took a sick day and for the first time in the history of the world, Cassie and Jen have been left unsupervised to create a podcast that contains some semblance of factual information. Jen has an update on Ghilaine Maxwell and shares the conspiracy that she’s actually one of the world’s most influenti...

GOOD EVENING CREEPS! Tonight we bring to you the most tangential episode of any podcast you’re ever likely to hear. Jen warms us up with a tale Ricki Lake would be proud of - a satanic murderous young man with a face full of tattoos and piercings. Next we tease not one, but TWO catfishing stories - neither of which actually get delivered because we start talking about the deep state instead. Thank...

Welcome creepoids. It’s TUESDAY which means we’ve kept to some sort of schedule for WEEKS now. You have @SarahDowd to thank for that. THIS FINE TUESADY we have a deep dive into the absolute sham that is the Tour de France and Cassie has stories of women who fall in love with terrible terrible men. #ReadySteadyCreep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOD EVENING CREEPS… tonight we bring to you some glorious tales of people who kill in their sleep, when whales attack and a special update on a story we thought we’d covered but perhaps hadn’t. It’s a journey. #NightNightCreepTight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Howdy CREEPS. It's a tough story this week, the kind that makes your blood boil. BUT BEFORE THAT, we have the perfect intersection of online con, msn lovers and a possible life loving cult. Peaks and troughs people.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back in studio this week with a perfect trilogy of tragedy. First up, Cassie has another layer to the ongoing mystery of unidentified people found in suspicious circumstances after a brief hotel stay. Sophie celebrates her wedding anniversary in the most appropriate way - by telling us about an unhappy couple who may or may not have died in a murder-suicide pact. Jen double creeps, first wit...

Good morning. The world is on fire. Here are some stories of terrible things people have done before now to distract you from the terrible shit that is happening right now #CreepYourHeadUp Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HOWDY CREEPS. We are back with a sensational creep this week. Cassie has a little con-gone-wrong with a strong bang of Chat magazine off it. Sophie has a gore fest with a sprinkling of mutilation and Jen has a little love story from our own city centre canals #YourCreepOrMine? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, I proudly present this weeks creep.  Cassie brings us a delusional reincarnated Egyptian, Sophie presents a gaggle of gals cat-fishing some terrorists and Jen tells the story of how pervert was castrated by a squirrel.  PLEASE enjoy, from us to you.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

 Happy day creeps. This week we have two stellar stories – the first is a sad tale from a cesspit fraternity in the U.S OF A. It’s a tragic story about idiotic men. Jen delivers a vintage glow up with terribly sad consequences and Sophie display unnerving levels of knowledge about serial killers. #CreepAtHome Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good evening creeps! This week Sophie delivers the story of the world's most mundane murderer.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode, we have donned our tinfoil fedoras and are diving into some choice conspiracy theories. Jen's got a multiverse matrix style buzz going while Cassie brings us on a journey into Big Water. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this week’s edition of reasons to turn off the internet, Sophie tells the remarkable story of four internet strangers united in their ability to truly fuck up a life. Welcome to the internet, it’s a hideous place #CreepActually Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What’s up you cool cats and kittens? Welcome to this week’s bumper creep with more Tiger King, more YouTube conspiracy and a potential identification of D.B. Cooper. #CreepsterSunday Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Creeps! It’s been awhile. We’re sorry. But we’re back on track and Jen has a magical meme themed creep with the story of Wardy Joubert, the well endowed man from the peen meme. Cassie delivers the tale of Michael Malloy, the sturdy Irish fella in New York who proved to be un-murderable.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Good morning quarancreeps. Forgive the delay in this week’s episode – Cassie is still recovering from the haunted zoom but thankfully has emerged from retirement and we’re back on track. This morning we bring to you some conspiracies in the form of a Russian propaganda machine you probably didn’t realise you’re already following  and a monochrome YouTube family that is definitely concealing s...

We’ve lost track of the days and our minds but still managed to get a new episode to you our beautiful creepy creeps. Jumping in at the deep end Sophie goes dark with a disease-story and an unexpected super f*cked twist. Cassie lightens the mood with an inspirational heist story that *seems* to have a happy ending. Finally Jen shares a schoolboy underground mission with the purest of motivations....

Happy Friday the 13th Creeps. We're living in dark times right now so we're here to remind you it's actually always been dark. Before COVID-19, Typhoid Mary ruled the roost, spreading disease everywhere she went. Jen's got the low down. Elsewhere Cassie has a contemporary creep that may or may not contain Ru Paul spoilers.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.