The Craig Carton Show

Bill Belichick not getting into the HOF is a joke, and Bill Polian is a bitter, jealous old man! And don’t give Robert Kraft a pass on this, 100% he didn’t want to be inducted in the same class as Belichick and he made this happen! We do NOT need Caitlin Clark on NBC NBA coverage - another example of “woke-ism" gone wrong. Giannis asked to be traded, and Craig predicts a 3-team trade that will sen...

Can’t wait for the Super Bowl featuring literally the 2 worst starting QBs ever! Only 2 possible outcomes for this Super Bowl - Seahawks BLOW OUT the Pats, or a nail-biter, but no chance the Pats win in a blowout. Jets fans living inside of Pats fans heads right now! Any idea which animals have a higher IQ than humans? And why the 76ers season officially ended last night! Plus, is Shedeur Sanders...

Some Life rules from Craig:Nobody cares about your Fantasy Football Team, nobody cares about your March Madness bracket, and NOBODY CARES HOW MUCH SNOW YOU GOT!! Jets fans don’t care that Sam Darnold made the Super Bowl. Did Sean Payton botch the game for the Broncos? And what was Sean McVay thinking at the end of the first half?? Moronic coaching yesterday! And this year will feature the worst QB...

Has there ever been a more embarrassing head coach search than the Cleveland Browns right now? And is it Shedeur Sanders fault? Josh Allen gets to have input in the Bills Head Coach hire - why?? Bad Bunny announces he’ll be wearing a dress at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, and Craig follows suit! Why the Patriots are in trouble vs the Broncos. And is Philip Rivers now the favorite to be the Bills n...

Somebody in Buffalo is lying! Turns out Brandon Beane was the driving force behind drafting Keon Coleman after all - shocking!! The Bills have the best fanbase in sports and they deserve better. The Eagles are broken and there’s no quick fix in sight. The finalists for the NFL Awards are a joke - how did they botch it so badly?! NBC with another Home Run hire. A day we never saw coming - Alabama’s...

reaking News - Indiana spent as much money on NIL as the top programs, it’s not the underdog story we were sold! They bought their championship the same way every other school has done - with blood money! Bills owner Terry Pegula throws Keon Coleman under the bus with a shocking statement in defense of Brandon Beane! Baker Mayfield comes out swinging at Kevin Stefanski and Craig loves every second...

Fernando Mendoza proved he’s worthy of being the #1 pick in the NFL Draft. Craig takes the high road and complements Kirk Herbstreit! Giants' fans worst nightmare could become reality as Philly is rolling out the Green Carpet for Brian Daboll! The Warriors season ended yesterday, and Steph Curry is done winning Championships. And Craig has the solution to the Knicks problems - trade KAT for Ja Mor...

Sean McDermott fired - HAHAHAAHAH, but why? Yesterday's loss was all on Josh Allen and not McDermott’s fault. Craig thinks the 2 questionable “interceptions” were NOT the same thing. Is John Harbaugh kicking himself today knowing he could have coached Josh Allen in his prime?? Why wasn’t CJ Stroud benched at halftime? And why didn’t the Bears go for 2 at the end of regulation? All that, and more,...

Stop with all the crying and moaning - baseball is better now that Kyle Tucker signed with the Dodgers! Sam Darnold making excuses already for what will be a terrible performance this weekend. Craig and Tyrone reminisce about their favorite old cell phones. An introduction to your new favorite MMA fighter with a dicey last name! And not so fast Giants fans, there appears to be a holdup with the Ha...

Why Giants fans are crazy to be so excited about John Harbaugh, the highly overrated, ONE TIME Super Bowl winning Head Coach. Who has the worst QB in the NFC East? The next Head Coach of the Ravens will be ____________? Another college basketball gambling scandal. Craigs 2-year plan to make the Jets the best team in the NFL. Plus, Craig's son, Sonny, joins the show to defend himself against his fa...

Craig has the perfect next gig for Mike Tomlin, and it’s not as a Head Coach! Brian Daboll next Eagles OC? A legendary gentleman’s club memory from Craigs past. And what did Giannis do that guarantees he’ll be traded at the deadline? All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Texans did what we all expected, and now it’s time for Aaron Rodgers to go away. Who’s the better QB - Marino or Rodgers? Craig presents alternate patches for LeBron James to wear this season! John Harbaugh was the problem in Baltimore, so why are so many teams trying to hire him? New Show Alert “Are you smarter than Le'Veon Bell?” All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Sho...

What happened to the “Philly Dynasty”?? Time to replace Sirianni, OC, DC, all the players, and most of the fans! And AJ Brown is a coward for not facing the media. Has Josh Allen cemented his legacy as a top 3 QB of his generation? Is Justin Herbert an average QB? And why Dante Moore isn’t ready for the NFL. All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad...

A gift from the sports Gods last night, but should there have been a pass interference call on the last play of the game?? Suck it up Ole Miss says Craig! Shame on Lane Kiffin for how he reacted to the Ole Miss loss. Congrats to Arch Manning on being nominated for the “Manning Award” LOL. Congrats to the NY Jets on being the best team in the NFL this season! Which Wild Card matchup is guaranteed t...

The PBR takes over MSG this weekend with 3 sold out shows at the world’s most famous arena - but what arena do bull riders grow up dreaming about? Find out what country is taking over the Pro Bull Riders circuit; the only rider to ever record a perfect score; why PBR fans are so attractive; has “Yellowstone” been good or bad for their image; what do they wear when lounging around at home; and the...

The worst dinner any NFL head coach has ever had, and what was to blame? Nick Sirianni - great leader of men, or luckiest man in the world? More allegations against Rashee Rice - will his teammates continue to look the other way? Craig has been losing weight - but from a strange part of his body! Giannis shoots down trade rumors, but do we believe him? LeBron James - ultimate stat padder. All that...

Mike McCarthy is just as good a candidate for head coach as John Harbaugh, except he’s fat. The NHL debuts “The Diddy Bowl”. The craziest law suit you’ve ever heard of. What all-time great athlete is throwing himself a birthday party with a Title Sponsor?! All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can we all agree that the “CFP” needs a better name? The watershed moment for the NFL that you probably missed. Are the Patriots the new bad boys of the NFL? And the Head Coach that gave up a Super Bowl victory to help save a player. And breaking news - Stevie Wonder isn’t really blind! All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

The most obvious team that will get destroyed next weekend is……? How the Eagles completely fubar’d their playoff position? A sneaky candidate for the Giants head coach job. The AFC is wide open, so what will the excuse be for Josh Allen and the Bills this time?? And it’s Black Monday - so Craig fires a whole bunch of NFL Head Coaches! All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show...

Happy New Year America! Craig reveals the REAL reason the Titanic sank, and it is NOT from an iceberg. The NFL is even greedier than you think they are. How much money would it take for you to accept a deal from Liv golf? Craig pretends it’s black Monday and fires a bunch of NFL Head Coaches. And 2026 predictions! All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about y...

The NFL should be embarrassed as once again the league turns a blind eye when a player is accused of assaulting a woman, this time with Stef Diggs. Craig’s 1st Annual “White Boy Awards”! We travel into the future and see what Craig will look like when the Jets finally win a Super Bowl. The story behind Craigs “good luck Hot Dog”. And Craig reveals his long-standing beef with Eli Manning! All that,...

Craig explains why last night’s performance should guarantee Matthew Stafford the MVP, even in a loss. Why the Bills will beat the Patriots in the playoffs. What mega superstar NBA player is in danger of missing the All-Star Game for the first time ever?? Is Nick Sirianni on the hot seat, and could he be the next head coach of the NY GIANTS? And Craig reviews the new movie “Marty Supreme” - hint,...

Craig is back! Jalen Hurts was historically bad, but was Josh Allen was even worse? Time to admit the Phillip Rivers experiment was an abject failure. How Josh Allen screwed up the gifts for his offensive lineman. Why Sam Darnold is a future Hall of Famer. And, who says no in a straight up trade of Joe Burrow for Lamar Jackson?? All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Lea...

The NFL had a complete whiff yesterday, while the NBA crushed it. A winning QB that threw for 51 yards?? Embarrassing! Has Dan Campbell been exposed as a mediocre head coach? Why the Broncos will NOT win the Super Bowl. Drama on and off the court for KAT. And why JJ Redick is asking to be fired from the Lakers. All that, and more, on today’s episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your...

Why the song “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus” creates moral dilemmas for children! Do the Jets and Giants have gifts for their fans, or just more coal? Tyrone’s lists of the top Christmas movies and songs of all time, and with plenty of room for arguments. Why the NFL should never have Christmas Day games ever again. And the real reason for the Chiefs sudden decline, All that, and more, on today’...