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Who feels worse today, the Phillies or Tyrone? Are we surprised Tiger Woods had pills in his pocket?? Regardless, there is no way Tiger can play in the Masters next week. Whether you agree with Jaden Ivey or not, should he have been cut by the Bulls for voicing his opinion?? The most impressive Anthem ever?! The NFL pulls a fast one, again. The Mariners just gave $95M to a kid that's never had a m...

Duke did what Duke does - blowup in a big spot!! How about using the timeout you had left?! Did that game save March Madness? ABS has been great for everyone except CB Bucknor, LOL. Are NFL referees being greedy? Tiger is a menace to everyone else on the road and should be forced to hire a personal driver. All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad c...

This week Craig discusses Tiger Woods and why he doesn't like indoor golf, tampons in men's rooms, and bro code. He also digs into Wemby's chances to win NBA MVP, the start of the MLB season, and the latest round of trouble for Puka Nacua. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A judge has cleared him, but should Alabama let Aden Holloway play tonight?! Shame on Alex Bohm's parents! The most Mets thing ever - "George Washington" botched the National Anthem! Someone saved a life at Citi Field yesterday, but unfortunately it was NOT one of our producers. Is Myles Garrett going to be an Eagle before the start of the season? All that, and more, on today's episode of The Crai...

Netflix? Eh, didn't ruin the game for Yankees fans, but it was one big infomercial! Craig has no idea where the "Field of Dreams" game is played, and Elle Duncan doesn't know what home plate is called! The Rob Manfred interview was a complete whiff! And today every team dreams of winning the World Series, except the Mets! Plus, why the 9/9/9 challenge is a scam! All that, and more, on today's epis...

Netflix is trying to kill baseball, MLB should open with DAY games! An all-time bad take by Craig on Hubert Davis being as good of a coach as Tom Izzo!! Is Phil Jackson the next head coach of UNC? The Yankees are putting tampons where exactly?? Are we shocked that Puka Nacua allegedly said and did more dumb things? And are the Giants bringing back a former all-time great WR1? All that, and more, o...

Any idea how long it takes to refuel a nuclear sub? A shocking hire by the Michigan football team! Plus a dicey comment by the new Michigan DC. Jalen Rose puts his foot in his mouth yet again. Tiger Woods is back playing in the TGL, but does anyone care, and will he be back for the Masters?! Wemby makes his claim for MVP. Will Klutch and LeBron prevent Luka from winning MVP?! All that, and more, o...

Balls the size of church bells! Does the best player in college hoops even like playing basketball?? Best East Sweet 16 ever? A feel-good story from Craig?! Tom Brady finally got humbled! A Miami player did what after losing to Purdue?? All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was a wild week in sports, and an even wilder one on The Craig Carton Show. This week Craig and Tyrone react to the field in the NCAA tournament and make their picks. Craig is furious about Team USA's loss in the World Baseball Classic & has a CRAZY Jalen Hurts trade idea. Plus, why Alabama's point guard was arrested. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

High Point not only won, but it might be the boujeeist school in the Country! UNC social media with an all-time "Whoops", and it's time for Hubert Davis to go. How did BYU get the best player in the country when their students can't even curse, drink or have sex?!?! Did Craig actually complement LeBron James? And you won't believe the reason most MLB players are shrinking! All that, and more, on t...

Happy March Madness - the REAL Father's Day! But remember, nobody cares about your bracket other than you. Tom Brady announces his return to football! Craig does his best Saquon Barkley and Tom Brady impersonations. Are the Eagles preparting to trade Jalen Hurts?? Hurts to the Raiders for the #1 overall pick - who says no? And Craig and Tyrone give their "dicey" Final Four picks. All that, and mor...

USA is to baseball what Canada is to hockey - embarrassing! Why did no USA players sing along with the Anthem? Team USA was way too tight and all blame goes to Mark DeRosa. The NFL opening the season on what day of the week?? Maxx Crosby complaining about not getting a private jet from the Ravens - shut your mouth! And Craig presents his definitive list of the "Least Clutch Players in Sports!" All...

It's official - Michael Jordan is definitively the best basketball player of all-time because Coach K says so!! Breaking news - the Broncos traded for WHO?!?! Are you aware of the new college basketball conference: B.I.T.C.H.?? Can we trust Harper, Judge and the USA stars to show up and show out tonight? All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad cho...

USA wins! But all people are talking about is the final strike of the game - bunch of crybabies, just shut up! Is pamplemousse actually a fruit?? Did the committee get it right for the first time ever? But why are the "East Bracket" teams playing early round games on the West Coast? Steve Kerr just can't help himself, what a disgrace! And Justin Fields traded to the Chiefs, which makes a lot of se...

Welcome to the latest edition of This Week on the Craig Carton Show. The NFL legal tampering period & free agency opened up this week and we have you covered. We also dissect Bam's 83 point game, the Maxx Crosby fiasco and Mark DeRosa almost blowing the WBC for Team USA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Big XII with an absurd glass floor, thanks to the dumbest human being on earth being their commissioner. Miami (OH) poops the bed but if they don't get an at-large bid than the NCAA has forgotten what the tournament is all about! LeBron once again proving that he is the most narcissistic, self-important person on the planet! Turns out not only did the Patriots party after winning the AFC Champions...

In anticipation of the tournament next week always remember that nobody cares about your bracket! Question: Who is the luckiest man in the world? Answer: Mark DeRosa!! But will all be forgotten if Team USA wins the Championship? The Ravens are playing chess while the rest of the league is playing parcheesi! Did Tom Brady get caught with his pants down? And is he out for revenge against the Patriot...

A total disgrace by Bam Adebayo and the Heat last night, they should all be ashamed of themselves. It represented everything that is wrong with the league! The most insane NFL contract ever handed out, and it's NOT DeShaun Watson! The Jets going backwards at QB again. And Tom Brady getting embarrassed by the Ravens - what do we think actually happened with Maxx Crosby and Trey Hendrickson? All tha...

The Jets next QB will be...Patrick Mahomes?! What happened to the Eagles and did they have the worst day of any team in the league yesterday?? Steve Kerr with an all-time terrible "idea to fix the league". And maybe the NBA should focus on real issues they are facing before shutting down "Magic City Monday" - what a joke. All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more...

Can you believe it - the Jets made the best move of the offseason so far! Are the Eagles done with Jalen Carter?? Tua done as a Dolphin, Crosby to the Ravens - Mayhem in the NFL! Vagina remains undefeated at Ohio State. Did Tom Brady prevent a Maxx Crosby trade to the Patriots?! And did the Chiefs do the right thing bringing back Travis Kelce? All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Ca...

Welcome to another edition of This Week on the Carton Show. This week with NFL free agency approaching, Craig talks about the 5 quarterbacks who need to make a Super Bowl appearance. Michigan football has a new recruiter, and Craig and Tyrone disagree about the significance. Plus, why we don't have enough fun with our pro sports, and when elite talent isn't enough. Learn more about your ad choices...

Why Jayson Tatum coming back is actually the worst thing to happen to the Celtics since Doc Rivers! LeBron with an all-time, epic flop that fooled absolutely nobody! A Giant smokescreen in NY. The huge mistake the Seahawks are making. And are the Jets about to sign a 1 armed QB?? All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

Why the Greatest Generation is to blame for American fans being boring at baseball games! How Aaron Rodgers has become the LeBron James of the NFL. Proof that wrestling is "real"! The real reason the Patriots are getting rid of Stef Diggs. And why Mickey Mantle wouldn't be any good if he played baseball in 2026! All that, and more, on today's episode of The Craig Carton Show!  Learn more about you...

The Cowboys have restructured Dak's contract, franchised Pickens, etc etc, but Craig tells us why they are still financially screwed! Is it time for Cowboys fans to revolt against Jerry? Did Michigan just win the National Championship?? WNBA star Cameron Brink with an all-time financial gaffe! We go back in time as Craig tells us the story of his first ever meeting with Mike Francesa. And why firi...

The single worst, most boring, uninspiring motivational speech of all-time! Was it the worst speech in the history of speeches?? Why Ohtani is NOT the best baseball player in the world. The Colts franchise tagging Daniel Jones?! Can you guess how many people will watch the Barcelona/Madrid soccer game tonight? Hint, it's way bigger than the Super Bowl. And Craig gives us his list of the QB's most...