The Crack Podcast

Tasty pasta sauce like The Sopranos. Not enough space in a car park. Never easy. 

Well its been over a fortnight. Oops. Was feeling a bit 'bruh, what you doing?' but all good now. Got my watch. Back on track and keeping time. 

Yo. Late... again. I went out for mini golf and got messed up after. I shopped in Marks and Spencers. Also I have a new certificate. Yay. 

Sorry for the delay between episodes. I have been sick. It wasn't fun. 

Been bowling, been having head pain, been winning money. Broke even. Don't take part in looting or riots, guys x 

I'm burning. Not with passion. Sunshine has done this to me. I saw three goats, and had a flashback to some aviary hotel trip. Be good !

Death is inevitable and generally perceived as a bad thing. Burgers, sadly, are not inevitable, and they're pretty good. As long as the cheese doesn't melt too much... but who's going to remember that when they look back ? 

Attended a lovely retirement celebration for a lovely co-worker. Speeches, poems... a buffet. Went to town (not on the food), and had a few drinks. All in all, a lovely time was had. Spent a bit of cash on books online and saw a film trailer that got my adrenaline going. Another week... another episode..!

Seagulls at Aldi's. Soon to be a badge for the blood. A pair of glasses becomes a non-pair. Get in touch and let me know how you're getting on!

It's been a couple of warm ones, guys. Too warm for my liking. Got some sweat on the brow there to wipe off. Saw 'Waitress' the musical, live... in the cinema. Prerecorded. It was good. Did someone mention politics?!

A fire alarm went off at the gym and no one batted an eyelid. A contact lens was absorbed into my eyeball. Election is coming up. And you better be behaving yourself. Enjoy !

Had a fantastic day fishing. Got a first draft of a different podcast released. And some birds outside thought they'd found a great dinner. Enjoy !

https://www.thecrackpodcast.co.uk/contact Hello. This is the first draft of a new podcast I'm hoping to start. If you do listen to it, please do leave feedback through the link above!    Thank you, Lewis 

A footpack, a dead bird, and reflecting on a multinational singing contest. Another week, another episode. Hope you're behaving yourself. 

The first one didnt meet a standard set by no one but me. So I did another. A clean room for a clean mind - but never clean language. 

Maybe yesterdays episode was a bit too sentimental for you? Maybe not. Who knows. It was for some. Hopefully this will amuse -  a retelling of my journey home from Mexico in January 2023. Enjoy!

A lovely week. Contacted lenses to give a clearer perception of the world, and a fantastic wedding was attended. Also, yes, I have a gherkin jar I've been putting ants in... 

Recording in the spare room presents its difficulties. Be it the clutter or the boiler in the cupboard whining like a spoilt child. Talking about how terrible I am at shopping, Amazons style of adapting books to series, and how I am not Dr Dolittle. 

Plenty to yammer about in this one. A haunted battlefield? A yappy dog? Fallout, Sugar, Ghostbusters? And the first time I've encountered a whole kitchen taking a break at once. All in this episode of The Crack Podcast. 

I made a friend with a stranger at a box junction. Strange. Also danced at a wedding ceilidh, in which I had a lovely time !

A blubbery hazard made for a stinky road near the flat. An ill-fitting takeaway cup lid gave my hoody some funky design. Memories of childhood have me counting my blessings. 

Doorbells with no bells but cameras. Border Force have my post. Bought a Nerf gun too. Bleeding from balloons. 

Seagulls like cowboys in the car park, and a sudden stop on the roundabout. Also a little bit of paranoia about what species may just decide to overthrow us one day. 

Saw a lizard acting unlizardlike. Wondering if frogs have feet or paws. Another week, another episode!

Remembered for how I would ask for my food at an old place. Eerie place to live nearby. And a self inflicted injury.