The Couchaholics

Send a text Happy thanksgiving couchaholics family! The boys suckered another returning guest back to the couch. Spicer joins us once again for an antidraft, the sharing of blackout stories and how people coincidentally have needed to pull trig at mini golfing venues. Cheers! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking respons...

Send a text FULL CAST ALERT! FULL CAST ALERT! All 7 of these naughty boys are back with new stories, beer and games. In this episode we review a note Kostur was mysteriously left, hear about the aftermath of Tyler’s mini moon (yes it’s a thing) and discuss the infamous Gatorade nipple bottle. So pick your Skippy lid off the ground and give it a listen! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with...

Send a text Whats Up Degenerates! Want to get in some laughs but don't have time to listen to a full podcast? Well thats your problem! However you are in luck! Here is a reel containing some of our best moments from episodes 51-55! Enjoy! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking responsibly and never drink and drive......

Send a text Hi everyone, and welcome back to the Couchaholics podcast. I'm your description writer, Jake. In this one, the boys celebrate national stout day as well as the marriage of our very own Tyler and Duke Moose! Along the way, we uncover what really gets Bricks nips hard, talk about the hardest hitting topics such as why you wouldn't tip a waiter or waitress, and listen to Mason r...

Send a text Spooky season is upon us you degenerates. Get ready for our Halloween special the boys may have had limited numbers but the content is still there! Can you guess the top 10 Halloween costumes? There's also some great trivia related to the holiday itself! Get your beers ready and your costumes on for this thriller! Cheers! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and c...

Send a text What do you get when you mix sugar, spice, and everything nice? Definitely not these ladies! Last week you met our dads, so this time please welcome the Desperate Couchwives! These women somehow nosed their way into our lives and no matter how hard we try, we can't get rid of em. Tune and find out what dog breeds the girls think we are most like, their biggest pet peeves, and who...

Send a text This Episode is what nightmares are made of! We decided to bring a few of the casts fathers on to partake in our usually shenanigans and ask them some deep questions we always wanted the answers to. In this Episode we find out why Masons dad always made the boys drink OJ,  Jimmys dad has some beef with Chris, and Gregg has a weird thing for Vegetables. Think of this one like a train wr...

Send a text Prost mein degenerates! This week we touch ourselves and create spicy burning on our no-no zone. Seems like Kostur had a less than graceful first time golfing and we made sure he wasn’t here to depend himself. I’m not sure we even know what long winded means anymore but we’ll keep saying it anyway. Please tell us who your favorite murder was, we’re dying to know. Also why is it OJ? The...

Send a text We're back! After a week long hiatus, we have returned to your ears. This week, CJ joins us once again. Please bully him into committing to a lifetime membership. We have another antidraft in the works, Chris makes his own nursery rhyme and movies that have cats in them. Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drin...

Send a text Whats Up Degenerates! Want to get in some laughs but don't have time to listen to a full podcast? Well thats your problem! However you are in luck! Here is a reel containing some of our best moments from episodes 46-50! Enjoy! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking responsibly and never drink and drive......

Send a text Happy Thursday all! Allow us to introduce you to Kelsey as she joins a small (in more ways than one) but mighty cast this week. In this episode we play Mason’s favorite game and Chris uses a word he just learned! Did you know this is a football podcast now? Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking responsibly an...

Send a text It's been a week, and you haven't realized that a description was never added to this episode. Yes, it's all Jake's fault. All he has to say is: Why don't you try that in a small town.  A whole four members made this podcast, so there's some extra room on the couch for you. Why dont you kick back with us, enjoy some beer from Revelation Brewing, tell some...

Send a text Welcome to episode 63 of The Couchaholics podcast. Half the boys are MIA but don't be worried our guy Ben showed out for us this week. Our very own Kostur got us our beers this week from Zero Gravity Brewing Co. Get ready for some of our regular shenanigans along with learning a little more about our friend Ben. Halftime this week may have the most controversial Top 10 list we&apo...

Send a text Hey family, it’s time for part deux of the Erin and Cj saga. This time around Erin got us beers from Harpers Ferry Brewing. Once again, we bring you the hard hitting topics that are on everyone’s minds; favorite video game franchises, crashing bridal showers and fist fighting Girl Scouts. You don’t wanna miss this one! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume a...

Send a text Hey Degenerates, Welcome back to another week of pure and absolute chaos. We didn't learn our lesson the first two times so Cj is back in his best Def Lep T-shirt. In this Episode we find out Jimmys a liar, Cj's seen too much, and Chris' tit hole gets tickled. Yea its a weird one. Enjoy! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couch...

Send a text Hey boys and girls it’s another shitty episode. This time we discuss where not to defecate and get a little scientific about the vastness of the universe. Some people do very questionable thing in their lives and we’re here to tell you about it, whether you want to hear it or not. Some breweries need to step up their game, wether they want to hear it or not. Grab some brews and join us...

Send a text We’ve got a monster mash of an episode for you guys this week. All of the boys united for the second week in a row! Instead of cyber bullying a friend this week, we bully a family member and talk about the great vanilla wars. Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking responsibly and never drink and drive... all o...

Send a text Hello fellow Couchaholics! We’re back after a week in rehab (it didn’t work).  Who’s ready for a full cast and some new games and halftime activities? Join along to find out which Couchaholic has extreme survival skills and listen to Chris rack his brain. But beware the deadly katana! Disclaimer:  As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always co...

Send a text Whats Up Degenerates! Want to get in some laughs but don't have time to listen to a full podcast? Well thats your problem! However you are in luck! Here is a reel containing some of our best moments from episodes 41-45! Enjoy! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking responsibly and never drink and drive......

Send a text Welcome to episode 57! The boys have discovered artificial intelligence, and what they use it for probably won't come as a surprise! Follow along with the summer related fun and cancel worthy conversations that you've learned to love from your favorite degenerates. Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drink...

Send a text Another thirsty Thursday is upon us! This weeks episode we have a special guest Greg the step PaPa to our very own Chris and Tyler. We dive into a unpleasant google review left for one of our favorite breweries in Delaware. Along with some things that may get you locked up in prison in other countries. Make sure to run out and get the beers from this episode and review with us. Cheers!...

Send a text Who is ready for a TWISTER of an episode?! The Couchaholics hold a MONOPOLY over your available chaotic podcasts, and this board game themed episode is a doozy. GUESS WHO are heathens and like to sleep with their socks on, and hear all about the spot of TROUBLE Chris and Jake got into in Ocean City, where their LIFE may have been at RISK! SORRY! for all the board game puns, but you hav...

Send a text Hey degenerates, we’re back again with our more than professional rating of beers! This week we find out that Tyler is the worst at riddles, Mason’s a drunk, and that we all get a little wild when no one’s looking… tune in and find out all about it!  Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking responsibly and never...

Send a text Hey Degenerates, Honestly the title says it all.... you may be hesitant to listen and I get that. You have every reason to be. However you wouldn't be improving your life if you didn't listen. You know what they say... you miss every ball that isn't swung at! Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinki...

Send a text Disclaimer: As fun as it is to kick back with friends and consume alcohol; The Couchaholics always condone drinking responsibly and never drink and drive.. All of our opinions are our own, and don't reflect upon the quality of any particular brewery or business. This podcast contains explicit language. Cape Charles Brewing  | Assateague Island IPA | New England IPA Coastal Ferment...