Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco

The Cooligans

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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco

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037 - Leicester City Is Dope-ing 15.04.2016 1:03:39

Segment I: Leicester City clean? Can we solve the Everton and Arsenal issues? Break: On The Volley apparel commercial (use code THECOOLIGANS to get 20% off!!) Segment II: Suspended for being American. MLS Update. *No Kirby's Corner this week @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscri...

036 - Abby Get The Yayo 07.04.2016 1:19:44

Segment I: Cristiano Ronaldo cannot keep his clothes on when cameras are around. Segment II: Abby Wambach is the new Scarface, MLS sale on red cards! Segment III: Kirby's Corner: Soccer April Fools Jokes, Panama Papers. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

035 - #KlinsmannPout 30.03.2016 1:13:29

037 - Klinsmann Pout Segment I: Jurgen is using the Guatemala payoff money to buy a new house Break 1: On The Volley Apparel live read Segment II: NYCFC didn't look better than USMNT Break II: On The Volley Apparel 20% off promocode TheCooligans commercial Segment III: Kirby's Corner (also live on periscope every Tuesday) Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrisp...

034 - We're Going To Leicester (w/ Reese Waters) 23.03.2016 32:08

Only one Cooligan on today's show. Alexis is on vacation in San Francisco, so Christian does this show solo, but he'll be talking comedian and ESPN commentator, Reese Waters. Reese just came back from Leicester City where he was filming a segment for ESPN. Hear us talk about it! Follow Reese on Twitter and Instagram @Reesewaters Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis...

033 - Arsenal Buys Lukaku 16.03.2016 1:22:03

Segment I: Arsenal are done, until they buy Lukaku Segment II: Jamiroqai scores a worldie Segment III: Kirby's Corner + Periscope Questions! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcas...

032 - EPL Is Dying, MLS Is High Flying 10.03.2016 1:17:13

Segment I: MLS is flying high in it's first week! Segment II: Our EPL teams bottling left and right. Should Wenger and Martinez be sacked? Break II: @VAfootballClub gear! Get it! Segment III: Kirby's Corner + Periscope Questions! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com Learn more about your ad choic...

031 - Arsenal Ruins Everything 03.03.2016 1:28:52

Segment I: MLS Ready For CCL? Break I: @vocalminorityCA podcast with TFC review Segment II: Arsenal Bottled It Break II: Sick Kirby Intro Segment III: Kirby's Corner Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spot...

030 - Full Kit Cooligans 26.02.2016 1:11:12

I: We discuss the ethics of purchasing a full soccer kit. II: FA Cup & Champions League drama. II: Fifa is about to elect a new dictator. Special thanks to Jamel Johnson @nonprofitcomic / @soccerniggas for providing our breaks today. Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe...

029 - Chinese Super Cooligans League 18.02.2016 1:25:18

Title: Chinese Super Cooligans League 1: Arsenal's Cinderella season moves forward because of Welbeck's massive forehead. Break 1: Christian Polanco tries to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans II: Chinese Super League is buying everyone BREAK 2: Alexis Guerreros trys to get the Chinese Super League to buy The Cooligans III: Kirby's corner’ Follow The Cooligans on all social media @s...

028 - That Jamie Vardy Strike Was Very Wet 11.02.2016 1:17:12

I: Wearing a soccer jersey to a Super Bowl party Break I: We get a Premier League update from @SoccerNiggas II: Liverpool fan protest and How happy is Matt Miazga about Kurt Zouma's injury? Break II: Another soccer update from @SoccerNiggas III: Kirby's Corner! (News Flash Segment) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podc...

027 - You're Fired, But Like, In A While 04.02.2016 1:15:13

Pep City! It’s official! Manchester City has confirmed that in 2016 they will have a new manager and that will be Pep Guardiola! It is a bit strange since they still have a manager who is literally in the middle of a battle for the top of the Premier League. It is quite plausible that current manager Manuel Pellegrini could win the title and then be fired immediately. "Thank you for bringing...

026 - Mr. Mourinho's Opus 28.01.2016 1:21:42

I: Alexis shows Christian red for bringing up Arsenal loss BREAK: Jose Mourinho reads his 6 page letter to Manchester United II: Qatar You Talkin Bout? BREAK: Jose finishes his letter III: Kirby's Corner: BEEF!!! Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your...

025 - Rant-A-Thon 21.01.2016 1:01:51

The Cooligans are angry this week. Much more than usual. We are normally very chill dudes, but Everton has caused Christian to feel every range of emotion that he might be clinically bipolar by now. For Christian, this is his first season supporting a team in the Premier League, and he expected to have a fun time supporting a soccer team instead of what is currently happening, which is him being t...

024 - Two Ballon D'ors 14.01.2016 37:10

The Ballon D'or has been awarded to Lionel Messi again. It is the 5th time he's won the award and it is the first time The Cooligans have debated how the word "Gala" is pronounced. Lots of controversy has been surrounding the women's game after comments about how women's soccer should be marketed. I: Messi Wins & Carli Lloyd AINT YOUR PIN UP II: Spanking, Comedy & Soccer United I...

023 - Sarcastic Tourette's Syndrome 07.01.2016 1:15:14

It appears that no managerial job is safe when you work for Real Madrid. Rafa Benitez has been sacked by the club. Holding the position for only 7 months. The Cooligans have been around for 7 months as well. Can we last longer than Rafa? We hope so! I: Rafa Benitez replaced by Zizou II: Premier League Update / Complaining about Everton III: Should USMNT star Jordan Morris play in MLS or Europe? Fo...

022 - They Like Need To Go 31.12.2015 1:05:13

I: Boxing Day, WTF is it? Break: RBNY season recap by Juan Escalante @Nerdwich II: MLS Transfer and LA Galaxy Fire Sale III: Premier League and La Liga Transfer Rumours Follow The Cooligans on all social media @soccercooligans @notalexis @chrispolanco Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 S...

021 - Everything Happens On Wednesdays 24.12.2015 1:07:19

The Cooligans usually record their podcast on Tuesdays. Jose Mourinho was sacked on Wednesday so they didn't get to talk about it till 6 days after it happened. Here is their reaction. I: Mourinho Sacked And The Gaffer Round Robin II: Premier League Winners and Premier League Losers BREAK: Evan Davis with The Cooligans Womens Soccer Update III: Quick Run Down And Our NYCFC v Puerto Rico T-shirt gi...

020 - Poetry In Mahrez 17.12.2015 1:15:11

Leicester City has taken the Barclays Premier League by storm. They refuse to relinquish their position at the top of the table. The Cooligans are in awe every week as Riyad Mahrez and Jamie Vardy continue to light up the league. Alexis and Christian also discuss the new MLS Targeted Allocation Money (TAM)! Every MLS team has received a Christmas bonus, but what will they spend it on? I: Leicester...

019 - Farm To Couch 10.12.2015 1:07:36

The Cooligans break down the MLS Cup Final, Kei Kamara's hatred for Goalkeeper Steve Clark, and why Alexis knows so much about the tv show Run's House. I: Whose House? Cooligans House II: Put It In Couches So I can Understand III: Top Of The Wood Work League Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcas...

018 - Teflon Blatter 03.12.2015 1:03:23

The Cooligans are excited about the MLS Cup! There's also more fax machine scandals developing out of the Bernabéu. Christian is finally feeling the pain of being an Everton fan. Plus we discuss our favorite Sepp Blatter conspiracy theories. I: MLS Cup Final and Halftime Show Suggestions II: Teflon Blatter Out Here Snitching III: The Fax Is Jammed With Toffees Too Early Learn more about your ad ch...

017 - You Know What Jason I'm Talking About 26.11.2015 1:19:37

The Cooligans experience their first "El Clásico" as a unit and it does not disappoint. The only people disappointed were anyone who is a fan of Real Madrid. I: Los Clasicos (Alexis & Christian) II: Freaky Friday, Bateman Style III: MLS Playoffs Are So Metro?’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app:...

016 - Je Suis Cooligans 20.11.2015 12:35

The Cooligans discuss the attacks in Paris and the attempts to terrorize the world and the beautiful game. I: Paris Attacks on The Beautiful Game II: Pirlo Is Staying, Right? RIGHT?! III: MLS DP SNAFU Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports pod...

015 - Vieira Is Here To Save The Day 12.11.2015 59:27

Segment I: Can Vieira Captain NYCFC To Invincibility? Segment II: EPL Update’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

014 - Alexis Fired Kreis 05.11.2015 1:16:53

Big news in MLS. Head coach of NYCFC has been fired. What will happen next for the star-studded and underachieving squad? Alexis & Christian talk about it! Segment I: Alexis' Tweet Got Kreis Fired Segment II: EPL Update’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check...

013 - Banano Is Bee Bopping & Scatting All Over The Place 30.10.2015 57:08

I. What If MLS Playoffs Weren't So Exciting? II. Capital One Cup Sucks & So Does Mourinho III. Footy Themed Halloween Costumes What would be your soccer themed Halloween costumes? Send us a message or tweet at us. 646-598-8721 @SoccerCooligans’ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spot...