Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
The Cooligans
The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
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Jul 10, 2026
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Episodes
NYCFC CEO Brad Sims on Building a Stadium, Fixing MLS Rules & The League’s Future Growth 06.04.2026 1:13:36
In this special episode, The Cooligans go one-on-one with NYCFC CEO Brad Sims for an in-depth conversation about what it really takes to run a club in Major League Soccer. We kick things off with the long and complicated journey to get a stadium built in New York City—why it took so long, what hurdles had to be cleared, and what it reveals about how sports, politics, and business collide in one of...
Can USMNT Trust Pulisic? Answering USMNT Fan Questions & Italy Misses World Cup Again 02.04.2026 58:28
Christian Pulisic is supposed to be the guy for the USMNT—but right now, it’s not looking great. We break down his dip in form for both club and country and ask the uncomfortable question: can the U.S. really trust him to deliver on the biggest stage? Is this just a rough patch, or are we seeing the limits of what he can be as the face of American soccer? We also partnered with Meta to tap directl...
USMNT Fall 2-0 to Portugal: Panic Time? Pulisic Concerns, Pochettino Graded & World Cup Outlook 01.04.2026 48:15
Another tough result for the USMNT, this time a 2-0 loss to Portugal—and the questions are only getting louder. We break down exactly what went wrong, from tactical issues to individual performances, and ask the big question: is it time to panic? Bruno Fernandes ran the show for Portugal and earns our Player of the Game, while Christian Pulisic’s struggles are becoming harder to ignore. What does...
USMNT Crushed 5-2 by Belgium! Marcelo Balboa Reacts, Mauricio Pochettino Questioned & Portugal Preview 29.03.2026 44:34
That was rough. The USMNT got hit hard in a 5-2 loss to Belgium, and we went live immediately after the final whistle to make sense of it all. Is this the kind of loss that forces growth—or proof that this team just isn’t ready yet? We break down Mauricio Pochettino’s tactics, decisions, and whether he got it completely wrong on the night. Then, USMNT legend Marcelo Balboa joins us to offer real i...
Arsenal Bottle It Again, Santi Gimenez Joins & Griezmann to MLS?! Plus That Wild MLS Handball Drama 23.03.2026 1:19:57
Arsenal fans, we’ve been here before… and it’s not pretty. The Gunners have let another trophy slip through their fingers, and we’re asking the big question: what’s actually missing? Is it mentality, depth, tactics—or something deeper? We break down where it all went wrong and what needs to change if Arsenal want to stop being “almost” and start being champions. Plus, things get weird off the pitc...
USMNT Roster Drama, Pepi to Fulham Gamble & Premier League’s Champions League Reality Check 19.03.2026 1:19:20
The World Cup is around the corner, and the USMNT roster decisions are getting real. We dig into Mauricio Pochettino’s latest squad selection and debate whether he got it right—or if there are some glaring issues that could haunt the U.S. on the biggest stage. One of the biggest talking points: Gio Reyna. Is he still deserving of a place in this team, or is it time to move on? We also explore Rica...
LAFC Running Away With MLS? Liverpool’s Late Meltdowns & Chelsea’s Financial Rule Fine Debate 16.03.2026 1:01:56
On this episode of The Cooligans, Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros dive into the early MLS season and ask a big question: are LAFC already pulling away from the rest of the league? With Vancouver and Inter Miami chasing close behind, the guys break down whether anyone can keep up with LAFC’s dominant start or if we’re witnessing the beginning of another runaway season. Across the Atlantic, L...
Real Madrid’s Champions League aura, Tottenham fight relegation & Weston McKennie interview 12.03.2026 1:20:01
Real Madrid continued their quest for their 16th Champions League title on Wednesday in the Round of 16. After handily defeating Manchester City in the first leg 3–0, many are starting to wonder if there is a certain aura surrounding Real Madrid when they play in this tournament. Is it something that the Blues and other potential foes will be able to overcome the rest of the way? The conversation...
Dest Injury, Messi White House Backlash & Which MLS Coach Is Next on the Hot Seat? 10.03.2026 1:00:21
The international break drama starts with a major blow for the United States as Sergiño Dest goes down with another injury. Alexis and Christian analyze how big the loss is for Mauricio Pochettino’s system and explore the realistic options the USMNT has at right-back moving forward. Is there a clear replacement, or does the position become a tactical problem heading into upcoming friendlies? The c...
Are Arsenal Too Boring? Man United Back Under Carrick? + Europe’s Next Haaland & Brazil’s WC Panic 05.03.2026 51:31
Are results enough, or should great teams also play beautiful football? The guys debate whether Arsenal F.C.’s winning formula is coming at the expense of the “beautiful game.” If you’re a title contender, should the expectations be higher than just grinding out results? Meanwhile, Manchester United fan Matty FC joins the show to talk about the recent resurgence at Manchester United F.C. and wheth...
Julian Hall Hype? San Jose’s Hot Start + Steve Fletcher on Tyler Adams & Iraola’s Bournemouth 02.03.2026 1:17:25
The MLS season is heating up and we’ve got takes. MLS analyst Matt Doyle stops by to help us separate early-season overreactions from real trends. Is Julian Hall’s breakout with the New York Red Bulls the beginning of a superstar arc or just a hot streak? Are Inter Miami CF papering over long-term roster concerns despite their win over Orlando City SC? And can the early momentum from the San Jose...
Griezmann to Orlando City?! Mandy Freeman on Gotham’s Title & Weston Mckennie’s next move 26.02.2026 1:09:29
Could Antoine Griezmann really be headed to Orlando City SC — and if so, would he be the one player capable of challenging Lionel Messi for MLS supremacy? We kick things off by diving into the rumor, the fit, and what Griezmann’s personality and playing style would mean for the league. Is this realistic, or just classic MLS chaos? Then NJ/NY Gotham FC defender Mandy Freeman joins the show. She ref...
Messi Meltdown in LA, EPL Title Race Drama & Is the 2026 World Cup Already Cracking? 23.02.2026 1:03:08
LAFC sent a loud message in their 3-0 dismantling of Inter Miami, and it wasn’t just about the scoreline. Los Angeles FC looked sharp, organized, and ruthless, while Inter Miami CF looked frustrated and overwhelmed. We break down what went wrong for Miami, what this result means long-term, and whether Lionel Messi’s heated postgame interaction with referees is a sign of deeper cracks. Plus, we rec...
Gio Savarese’s 2026 MLS Predictions, USMNT World Cup Outlook & Vinícius Jr Racism Debate 19.02.2026 1:13:05
The Cooligans welcome former MLS head coach and analyst Giovanni Savarese for a deep dive into the 2026 MLS season. Gio shares his predictions, breakout teams to watch, and how the league continues to evolve ahead of a massive 2026 on home soil. The conversation also turns to the USMNT, as the guys assess expectations, pressure, and what success should realistically look like at the 2026 World Cup...
Real Madrid in Champions League trouble? + Glenn Crooks on Emma Hayes & NYCFC’s New Era 16.02.2026 1:19:11
Real Madrid are staring down a potentially humiliating Champions League exit — can they steady the ship against Benfica in the Round of 32? The boys break down what’s gone wrong, whether Madrid’s aura still carries weight in Europe, and give their official predictions for all Round of 32 matchups. Then we’re joined by the legendary Glenn Crooks, who gives incredible insight into how Emma Hayes dev...
Thomas Frank Sacked! Our Replacement Picks + Brandon Vazquez on ACL & World Cup Pressure 12.02.2026 1:13:35
Tottenham have parted ways with Thomas Frank, and the big question is: was he really the problem? The boys dig into what’s actually happening at Spurs, whether the issues run deeper than the head coach, and which managers could realistically step in to fix things. Is this about tactics, recruitment, ownership — or something bigger? Then Austin FC striker Brandon Vazquez joins the show for an hones...
Worst MLS DP Flops Ever + Liverpool’s Red Card vs City Shakes the Premier League Title Race 09.02.2026 59:22
Segment one is pure MLS therapy. The Cooligans rank and debate the worst Designated Player signings of all time, asking how so many big names with even bigger expectations fell flat. From Rafa Márquez’s infamous tenure to the complicated legacies of Giroud, Shaqiri, and Insigne, the guys break down why hype doesn’t always translate on the field — and what MLS should learn from these costly misfire...
James Rodríguez to Minnesota?! + Fading USMNT Stars & What Went Wrong 05.02.2026 1:06:30
Is James Rodríguez really headed to Minnesota United? In one of the strangest transfer rumors we’ve ever seen, the Cooligans unpack how a global superstar could end up in MLS, what it would mean for Minnesota, and whether James still has enough left to move the needle in the league — or if this is destined to be pure chaos. Next, we revisit the USMNT hype machine and ask some uncomfortable questio...
Derek Rae on the Power of Pronunciation, Global Soccer Culture & Becoming the Voice of EA FC 02.02.2026 46:01
Legendary commentator Derek Rae joins Christian and Alexis for a wide-ranging conversation on soccer, culture, and storytelling. From his upbringing in Scotland to his deep connection with German football, Derek explains how his love for languages and history shaped his broadcasting career—and why getting players’ names right is about far more than phonetics. He shares a powerful story about the r...
Separating CL Contenders and Pretenders, Is the Premier League Boring? & USWNT’s New Era Under Emma Hayes 29.01.2026 1:00:25
Christian Polanco and Christine Cupo kick things off by tiering the Champions League field, separating the favorites from the contenders, dark horses, and pretenders. Who’s built to go the distance, which clubs are being overrated, and who could surprise Europe this season? Next, the guys react to Anthony Gordon’s recent comments throwing shade at the Premier League. Has the league’s dominance mad...
Should Ricardo Pepi go to Fulham? + Carrick to United the right fit? & What Trinity Rodman’s NWSL Deal Means 26.01.2026 1:04:54
Ricardo Pepi could be on the move again — but is Fulham the right next step for the USMNT striker? Christian and Alexis break down what a Premier League switch would mean for Pepi’s development and confidence. Plus, they shine a light on Pellegrino Matarazzo’s impressive rise at Real Sociedad and why his success in La Liga matters for American managers abroad. Michael Carrick continues to impress...
AFCON Final Fallout, Shawn Francis on MLS & World Cup 2026, and Can Pep Save Man City? 22.01.2026 1:30:32
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to a chaotic AFCON final and ask the uncomfortable question: was the spectacle a nightmare for the sport? The guys break down what went wrong, what it says about tournament organization, and why moments like this matter for global soccer’s credibility. Christian and Alexis dive into viral territory as iShowSpeed encounters his first ultra fans in Algeri...
Josh Sargent to MLS? + Anton Ferdinand on West Ham vs Spurs & Real Madrid’s Xabi Alonso Mistake 15.01.2026 1:17:11
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down the latest soccer headlines, starting with reports that USMNT striker Josh Sargent could be headed back to MLS with Toronto FC. Is it a smart career move or a major step backward for the American forward? The guys also react to rumors linking Timo Werner to the San Jose Earthquakes and debate whether the club made a massive mistake by failing to ke...
Real Madrid Fire Xabi Alonso! Josh Richardson Breaks Down Arsenal & Messi vs LeBron 12.01.2026 1:08:09
Xabi Alonso’s stunning exit from Real Madrid has sent shockwaves through the soccer world. Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros break down why the club pulled the trigger and whether former Spain boss Luis Enrique would be the perfect revenge hire . Is this another chapter in Madrid’s ruthless managerial history, or a necessary reset for a struggling giant? NBA star and die-hard Arsenal supporte...
McKennie Leaving Juve? USMNT 2026 Sleepers + Lawrence Cann on how soccer saved his life 08.01.2026 1:05:14
Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick things off with reports that Weston McKennie could leave Juventus this summer. Where should the USMNT midfielder go next, and what kind of club best suits his skill set ahead of 2026? The guys also reveal their USMNT “secret weapon” players who could surprise their way onto the World Cup roster, with Alexis highlighting James Sands and Sebastian Berhalte...
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