The Cooligans

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed another one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Does the Premier League have a concussion protocol? Lampard critiques Paul Pogba Mourinho luxury pork lessons Olympique Marseille starts a rap l...

Houston soccer in NWSL and MLS has gone through a big rebrand. The Houston Dash and The Houston Dynamo are showing their unity by joining forces on our show today! England International & Houston Dash Forward Rachel Daly and Houston Dynamo defender Zarek Valentin join us to talk about the big changes in Houston, Rachel's loan at West Ham, and we discuss the infamous match between England and t...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed another one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: RIP Diego Maradona Why is Man U so good in Champions League and terrible in the Premier League? Failing Tottenham is in 1st place! What is a Lat...

The MLS Cup Playoffs are back and they are absolutely mad. Nothing makes sense. Up is down. Down is up. Refs forgot the rules to soccer. We recap the MLS Cup Playoffs of the weekend and laugh and cry about all of it. Congrats if your team won. Cry on our shoulder if your team lost. You won't find a more hilarious MLS Cup Playoffs recap, so please enjoy! Sponsored by: The Daryl Grove Commemorative...

It is always a legendary collab when The Cooligans & The Call Up collab. Susannah Collins and Jillian Sakovits join us today to have another friendsgiving, but this time we are socially distanced. We chat about this crazy year in American soccer, give a few MLS Playoff predictions, and we play the MLS Jersey Trivia Game! Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All proceeds go to S...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed another one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Lionel Messi bringing all the smoke. Colombia gets demolished by Ecuador Marcus Rashford vs English Media Deadpool buys a soccer team in Wales P...

The USMNT are back playing actual matches. The USWNT have a match coming at the end of the month. COVID cases are through the roof. The world makes no sense, but the soccer ball keeps rolling on! Today, we'll chat about the USWNT roster for the match against the Netherlands and we'll give our reactions to the the USMNT friendlies against Wales and Panama.  Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask a...

Today we are joined by Aaron West of CBS Sports & La Liga! We talk about UEFA Champions League, being a new dad, and being addicted to FIFA Ultimate Team! We also discuss the madness out of Lazio where they appeared to have faked COVID test results for their players! Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All proceeds go to South Bronx United! https://u90soccer.com/cooligans-stay...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed another one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Is Christian Pulisic too fragile? What the hell does "dub" mean? Neymar banned from Twitch Liverton vs Leicesterpool! Pick up a Coolig...

Smith Hunter (USYNT & Harvard) and Mikey Lopez (Birmingham Legion) are running for seats on the USSF Athlete Council and joined us on the show to talk about their campaign! Also we announce our selections for the MLS End of Year Awards. Yes, you read that correctly. The Cooligans are officially voters for the MLS End of Year Awards like MLS MVP, and Coach of the Year! Listen to hear who we vot...

Angel City FC President & Founder Julie Uhrman is on the show today and we make our pitch to be added to the star-studded ownership group with the likes of Natalie Portman, Serena Williams, and Eva Longoria! Get to learn about the future NWSL club on the ground floor. We also discuss the biggest engagement of 2020 between Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe and are already trying to figure out how we g...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed another one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Harry Kane & BLM James Rodriguez & The Everton Family Jewels Can Manchester United be fixed? Should Paul Pogba leave Man U? Pick up a Co...

Last night was Election Day! Did your candidate win? We hope he did if and only if your candidate is not Donald Trump. We discuss the election, the Hudson River Derby, and we are joined by Micheal Azira of the Chicago Fire to talk about his journey coming from Uganda to become a professional in MLS. Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All proceeds go to South Bronx United! https:/...

Our first FAWSL player is on the show today! Australian international Hayley Raso of Everton Women joins us to chat about her time with the Portland Thorns, the upcoming World Cup in Australia, and she explains to us why vegemite is so popular! We also recap El Clasico, Drake influencing transfers, and debate the Lucas Digne red card. Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All procee...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed another one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Full Beard Pulisic Benzema Drama Skepta and Adele are an item! Will Erling Haaland end up at Man U? Pick up a Cooligans face mask! All proceeds...

On October 23rd, 2020 we lost our dear friend Daryl Grove of Total Soccer Show. It's been a really difficult past few days for all of us, but it's been incredible getting to see all the memories and thoughts shared by all the people who loved and appreciated Daryl. We just want to send our deepest condolences to Daryl's wife Shannon, the rest of his family, Taylor Rockwell, and all TSS fans. We ar...

The legendary Shep Messing joins us today to regale us with some incredible American soccer stories. The Red Bull New York announcer has had an incredible career and talks to us about being teammates with Pele, the madness of the NASL, and how posing nude in a women's magazine got him kicked off the New York Cosmos.  Today's Sponsor: Vuori Clothing Get yourself some of the most comfortable and ver...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed another one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Look at THE BIGGER PICTURE! The Merseyside Melee Wan-Bissaka Drama Agüer-NO! Pick up a Cooligans face mask! All proceeds go to South Bronx Unite...

So we got some very bad news. Our friend Daryl Grove of Total Soccer Show is now receiving hospice care after a long battle with cancer. We are devastated. Today's show was not easy to record but we got through it somehow. We don't know what to type here. We don't even know if people read the show notes. If anyone is reading this, all we'll say is treasure every moment you have. How wild is it tha...

NWSL Challenge Cup Champion Houston Dash goalkeeper Jane Campbell joins us today to talk about celebrating a championship, Mario Kart, and her recent USWNT call up! Today's topics include: World Cup Qualifiers Are Back! We got a USMNT snitch Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All proceeds go to South Bronx United! https://u90soccer.com/cooligans-stay-gully-mask-163426.html Gully...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Look at THE BIG PICTURE! Premier League returns International Break Recap American footballers in Europe are catching COVID Pick up a Cooligans face mas...

FC Cincinnati midfielder Frankie Amaya joins us today! We discuss giving haircuts to your teammates, missing family during quarantine, and the push to help his team improve. Today's topics include: Ben Olsen steps down as DC United Coach Will Jill Ellis be the next DC United Coach? Alexandru Mitriță leaving NYCFC Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All proceeds go to South Bronx U...

Jason Davis of SiriusXM FC & Best Soccer Show joins us today! We talk about the future of the USMNT and share our thoughts on San Diego Loyal walking off the pitch after one of their players was subjected to a homophobic slur. We also talk transfer deadline day and we pray for Gunnesaurus. Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All proceeds go to South Bronx United! https://u90so...

It's a brand new Premier League Podcast! You know you've needed one. But this one is hosted by stand-up comedians so it's fun and different. Recorded live on Twitch at twitch.tv/soccercooligans. Follow us and be a part of the show! Topics include: Mesut Ozil saves Gunnersaurus. Everton are still perfect and no one can believe it! NSFW Evertonians Who had the worse weekend, Man U or Liverpool? Lear...

Queens, NY rapper Heems joins us today to talk underground hip-hop and some footy! The former Das Racist member happens to also be a gooner, so spend some time discussing his Arsenal fandom! We also discuss the return of stand-up comedy in NYC, dog strollers, and Everton sitting atop the Premier League table. Sponsors: Pick up a Cooligans face mask at Upper 90! All proceeds go to South Bronx Unite...