The Consumers

Zoltan Kaszas, Ben, Jerry… It’s a loaded episode. Sean is an emotional wreck overthe Bills game and it turns out, that was probably a good hunch. Greg had a run-in atStarbucks and Sean fights for him. We find out Tim is ice cream royalty. A lot of talkabout whether Tim’s “DC is the capitol of Virginia” comment last week is the dumbestthing uttered in the history of the pod. Greg’s tongue is tied –...

This week, the guys take a deep dive into the world of Uncrustables. Sean kicks things off by celebrating the Bills big win, while Greg shares a hilarious tale about his misadventures with a hybrid car. The trio dive into some big questions: Are Uncrustables throwing shade at Jif, and what’s the secret behind their runaway success? Sean pitches patenting his shirts, but does he have the "flash of...

This week, the guys take a deep dive into the history of elevators—but not before debating their "lower limit" for rating random restaurants. Greg sounds the horn (literally), and they tease the possibility of new merch with a special design inspired by Sean’s math. A heated discussion ensues: could Skippy ever sponsor the show? Greg isn’t exactly on board. They also tackle some big questions: Why...

Sean and Josh take a trip down memory lane, sharing stories of opening for bands, while Tim reflects on how Ludo perfectly timed their hits for radio. Sean might have discovered the ultimate on-stage water, and Josh teaches the crew how to scale a fish before recounting a lonely late-night encounter at a McDonald’s drive-thru. Tim revisits a memorable road trip with Greg, where they stumbled upon...

Get ready for a deep dive into the tangy and unexpected history of Heinz! Sean kicks things off with a hilarious tale about his comedy set at his aunt’s retirement party, while the guys uncover surprising ketchup trivia—like its tomato-less beginnings and the mystery behind Heinz’s '57.' They also tackle the bizarre question: what was coal tar doing in early ketchup recipes? Meanwhile, Tim and Gre...

Energizer! Mookapotamus shows his face! Tim is ripping off fans. We all agree ourEnergizer is a great brand, but they were once guilty of acting like babies. Tim reports on a battery mystery. There’s some talk of firing Randy and Sean steps up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Gatorade! We have Christmas lights. Tim gets wacky at the first Consumers photoshoot and Sean and Greg are reluctant to play along. We remember the firstConsumers studio and the practice episodes. Sean has a legend of a dumb moment. We talk about Logan Paul’s sports drink and it gets goofy. We finally all agree onsomething, and it is gum. Fun facts take a strange turn but, baby, is it worth it. Le...

Greg and Sean reflect on their time in Seattle, sharing memories of an in-flight emergency. Sean crushed it with his t-shirt sales but hilariously struggles with locating hotel fridges. We dive into the history of Fritos, even pondering if Mahatma Gandhi would have been a fan. The word "mercurial" makes an epic return. A debate arises about the ultimate snack: KitKats with Jif or walking tacos. Pl...

Greg and Sean spent 12 hours in a car together. Something had to give, and it did. Filmmaker Michael Moore makes a surprise appearance on the pod. We thinksomething is a little fishy with Monaghan’s first date. Sean had a crush on lady that heused to delivered pizzas to, and he gives out her address. We finally learn the origin ofSean’s two-dollar bill habit. More “Walk to Remember” talk. Learn mo...

It’s the Honey Baked Ham episode. We promise, we will eventually get there. We’vegot decorations from Kate Convy? Greg stutters through an apology to WilliamsSonoma. A lot of “you’re a bad driver” accusations flying around the studio. We receiveinside information on the Honey Baked Ham holiday rush from an officer of the law. Momentous occasion. We link Honey Baked Hams to Flashdance, the movie. S...

We kick off this week with a special guest, Dustin Nickerson. One host is running late to the show, and you’ll never guess who it is. Greg argues that Dan Gable is one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, while Dustin questions how hard wrestling really is. Tim and Greg reminisce about spotting the most attractive archaeologist. The guys delve into the history of Pringles, as Tim reflects on the...

Before they get to Legos, the team examines Sean’s frog water and his basic human rights.  Deep dive on “guy who turns his yard into a parking lot twice a year.”  Right as Greg gets  into history, the discussion detours into a major Dan Fogelberg controversy. Tim’s got a duck joke.    The world doesn’t remember Kiddicraft, but they should. Greg tries out a clipboard.  Watch out for Brown Legos. Le...

This week our hosts explore all things Starbucks. Sean and Greg recap their Detroit trip. The history of Starbucks gets a deep dive, and Greg recounts his years in LA. The user comments keep rolling in and leave the guys cracking up.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Cheescake Factory is the next brand on the docket and we have an insider in thestudio. Major “word of the day” drama. Sean owns up to some missteps on the KC trip. Cookie Dough adulting and The National Park Service is getting in on everything. Gregtakes a walk on the corny side, more precisely, the corn mixed with zucchini and redonion side. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices....

The Oreo Episode is here! Before the team even mentions the word, “cookie”, Sean drops a bomb that may forever change the landscape of the podcast. The Biscuit Wars involved thievery, sickness, family drama, betrayal and much, much more. In a world where tales of clueless Starbucks employees are the norm, Tim’s got a good one. The people have spoken and we have a Sandlot look-alike in the studio....

The boys celebrate Southwest Airlines, but first take hits from all sides for the episode numbering mishap. Greg ruined a party, almost broke up a marriage and may have gotten some furniture workers fired. Greg attempts to explain airline deregulation.  Sean and Greg love Southwest and Herb Kelleher.  Everyone watches Herb arm wrestle and smoke.  Tim struggles to pronounce Chivas.  Tim is appointe...

This week Greg, Tim & Sean dive into White Castle. Subscribe and Like to see more - https://bit.ly/NateYTSubscribeHost:Greg Warren (https://www.instagram.com/GrockWarren)Tim Convy (https://www.instagram.com/TimConvy)Sean O'Brien (https://www.instagram.com/thatSeanOBrien)Podcast produced by Nate & Laura Bargatze Adrian Kulp, Greg Warren, Randy Cash, and Martin MurphyArt design by Dan Wade and Lane...

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This week’s brand is Dunkin’. Greg introduces the team. Sean thinks the Memorial Day to Labor Day pool season is antiquated. Greg stocks up the studio. Dunkin’s founder got his start selling ice chips and Sean’s not buying it. Greg does an impression of an annoying New Yorker in Florida. Tim examines Dunkie the mascot. Sean is sure he can get a Dunkin’ Black Card and nobody believes him. Tim’s tak...