The Conjecturing: A Horror-ish Podcast

The Conjecture-crew review Longlegs (2024) *SPOILERS* *NSFW* Laura is living with the devil. Daddy LongGregs embodies Nic Cage. Rob shows off his long dong.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Follow Us!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/conjecturingpod TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@conjecturingpod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@conjecturingpod   Rate Us! Don't forget to rate, re...

The Conjecture-crew is back and deep dive into The Substance (2024).  *SPOILERS* *NSFW* Rob Quaid eats chicken. Laura prefers dino-dogs. Greg is pleasantly disgusted.    Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Follow Us!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/conjecturingpod TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@conjecturingpod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@conjecturingpod   Rate Us! Don't forget...

After a year away, the conjecture-crew is officially back! Enjoy our quick intro episode back as we tease upcoming horror movie reviews.    Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Follow Us!  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/conjecturingpod TikTok: https://tiktok.com/@conjecturingpod Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@conjecturingpod   Rate Us! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe...

The conjecture-crew reviews Little Monsters (1989) *spoilers*. Rob gets Savage on those cute little asses. Laura does coke with Howie. Does Greg have a perfect family childhood???   Video available on our Youtube page! Subscribe & Like. Link Below.   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast designs to choose from, wi...

In an episode just as ridiculous as this week's movie, the gang reviews ThanksKilling (2008) from original episode 42 *spoilers*. Our Conjecturers create their ideal horror character-hosted Thanksgivings. Rob feeds gravy to his inner turkey. Laura's lips pass on the butter, and Greg's brain reverses course since it can't process the main course.   Happy Thanksgiving Everyone - Let's get Basted!   ...

The conjecture-crew reviews The Blair Witch Project (1999) *spoilers*. Biker Greg (Camping Level: Expert) stinks it up. Biased Laura (Camping Level: Doomed) rocks the tent. Scaredy-Cat Rob (Camping Level: Novice) throws rocks at Laura and Oscar Isaac.   Video available on our Youtube page! Subscribe & Like. Link below.    Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conje...

The gang tries their hands at Horror Gaming, playing Hospital: Survive the Night. Rob's in control but can't open a door. Laura heart beat reaches 95. Greg, the true gamer, is sickened by our outcome.   Video episode available on our Youtube page! Link below.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Mu...

The conjecture-crew reviews the "children's" film Casper (1995) *spoilers*. Rob uses every moment to turn Casper into a sex deprived maniac. Laura ends up in bed with Devon Sawa (adult version!). Greg's got his hands wrapped around Kobe's mamba.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror...

Creep into our vault of re-released episodes, containing unseen footage and re-edited for your eyeballs and ear holes! The gang revisits their childhood favorites from the Goosebumps series and talks watching The Haunted Mask TV episode. Laura's in bed with RL. Greg fondly recalls the Scholastic Book Fair. Can Rob remember anything... probably not. Video episode available on our Youtube page! Link...

Creep into our vault of re-released episodes, containing unseen footage and re-edited for your eyeballs and ear holes! The conjecture-crew reviews 2018's Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum *spoilers*. Laura raps with undergarments. Rob peeks through his own haunted home. Greg recounts stealing chalk from a ghost.   Video episode available on our Youtube page! Link below.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by...

Creep into our vault of re-released episodes, containing unseen footage and re-edited for your eyeballs and ear holes!   From podcast episode 100 The Human Centipede (2009) | Reactions, Discussion/Review. Rob forces indigestible questions on Laura and Greg who struggle to put this whole ordeal behind them. Everyone cracks up as Conjecture-Spouse Brooks joins the convoysation. *spoilers*   Video ep...

The conjecture-crew reviews 2023's Evil Dead Rise with a very special guest, @SketchyEd! *spoilers* Laura is fascinated by the blob. Rob prefers stiff limbs. Emma relishes in the view from the peephole.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast designs to choose from, with new...

“You’re lime green jello, bro”   The conjecture-crew review Jennifer’s Body (2009). Laura enforces a watch party. Rob renames the movie all-together. Greg requests an additional leather ass.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast designs to choose from, with new designs alwa...

“Have you ever been chased by a killer?”   The conjecture-crew review Scream VI (2023) *spoilers*. Laura experiences claustrophobic nostalgia. Greg peeks from behind the concession. Rob pops a surprise in his popcorn.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast designs to choose...

Creep into our vault of re-released episodes, containing unseen footage and re-edited for your eyeballs and ear holes!   From podcast episode 86 Malignant (2021) | Discussion/Review. Laura calls bullsh*t. Greg is moody af. Rob’s head bursts with pleasure. *spoilers*   Full episode available on all podcast players.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Ga...

Creep into our vault of re-released episodes, containing unseen footage and re-edited for your eyeballs and ear holes! *spoilers*   From podcast episode 98 28 Days Later (2002) | Discussion/Review. Baby Gosling is rejected but this movie Cillian’s it!    Full episode available on all podcast players.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Stor...

Creep into our vault of re-released episodes, containing unseen footage and re-edited for your eyeballs and ear holes! *spoilers* From podcast episode 97 Creep (2014) | Discussion/Review. Full episode available on all podcast players.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast d...

The conjecture-crew review their watch of Barbarian (2022) *spoilers*. Laura waves all the red flags. Greg takes issue with mutant mama. Rob will take it straight from the source.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang: Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast designs to choose from, with new designs always droppin’...

The gang watches & reacts to Barbarian (2022). Rob shouts out Laura's cave-like features. Greg sucks on mutant nipples.   Theme Music: Conjecturing Theme by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang:   Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast designs to choose from, with new designs always droppin’. Shop at https://www.teepublic.com/user/conjecturingpod  ...

From Episode 26. Movie Review begins at 19mins 15secs.   The gang reviews John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). Rob devises on-the-fly narratives to explain every mystery. Laura is irked by the surplus of testosterone. Adding to an already riotous conclusion, Greg's final rating is truly perplexing.    Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang:   Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple...

In a Bonus Thanksgiving episode, the Conjecture-crew watch 2022’s Fresh. Laura shakes her ass meat with SebStan. Rob drools over his honey-baked ham. Greg prefers to chow his own flesh.   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang:   Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Multiple Horror & Podcast designs to choose from, with new designs always droppin’. Shop at https://www.teepublic.com/use...

As the conjecture gang take their winter break, cozy up for a special throwback to one of Rob's favorite episodes from 2020: The Lost Boys!   From Episode 11: The gang reviews The Lost Boys. During a Corey vs. Corey Face-Off, Laura’s continued dominance is erased by Greg’s last second desperation play. Rob wants to slay the Sax and thrust his pelvis. Despite complaints, one analysis surprises. Cou...

The gang shares their "Screw, Stay or Slay!" segment from Slash 'N Cast Halloween Virtual Convention 2022 (Audio Only). Rob, Laura & Greg try to decide which Horror characters they would pick to Screw (F*ck), Stay (Marry) or Slay (Kill) with from classics like Michael, Jason & Freddy to shocking other trios. Enjoy this hilariously wild bon(e)us content!   Video Available via YouTube link below: ht...

In the final act of the crew’s D&D Halloween Special, Franatus weaves further suffering. Crowdo Swaggins deep throats a worm. Rob-Tor totes an additional torso. Pantless Lloydra flirts with OwlBear. Will the old witch win? Listen to find out! (Part 2 of 2!)   Theme Music: DnD Conjecturween by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gang:   Merch Store! Tees, Hoodies, Masks, Mugs and more. Mul...

To close out Conjecturween, the crew brings back Franataus the Murderous Weaver for another Halloween DnD adventure. Crowdo Swaggins (Greg) jams with DJ. OwlBear. Lloydra Coven (Laura) summons fire and cocktails. Rob-Tor (Rob) uses his phallic sword to close deals and part bushes into another realm. (Part 1 of 2!)   Theme Music: DnD Conjecturween by DJ Graves   Ways to Support the Conjecturing Gan...