The Complete Guide to Everything

Ever have to drive (or be a passenger) for a long time? Well, my friend, you had yourself a long drive. This week we're talking about sitting in a car for a long time and being bored. We also discuss the new Justice League movie and go on an unexpected tangent about gross novelty items. Sorry.

From lakes to oceans, glasses to jugs, Water has taken the world by storm. But how much do you really know these clear, mysterious beverage? Also we solve a listener problem concerning their obnoxious neighbor complaining about their struggle to survive and Tom uses his influence as a podcaster to get vaccinated.

Spring is (almost) upon us, and who better to discuss it than two middle aged men who don't go outside all that much?

We all know all about fungible tokens, but what about non-fungible ones? From Kings of Leon to Grimes, everyone’s getting in on the latest crypto-craze: NFTs. But what the hell are they? This week we attempt to poorly explain it, plus Tim unveils his latest ideas for the child actor business. Advertise on  The Complete Guide to Everything  via  Gumball.fm

They sent another robot to Mars and don't worry, we're all over it it. This week we discuss the Mars 2020 mission and the Perseverance rover in detail, providing invaluable analysis to the scientific community. But first, a tale of infidelity as overheard at a coffee shop.

In the immortal words of Steven Quincy Urkel, “Got any cheese?” We sure do this week as we discuss one of the best kinds of foods there is, cheese. From stinky to mild, we don’t hold any of our thoughts back. BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor  betterhelp.com/guide Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to  sakara.com...

Two broken men reminisce about the times we were able to spend time inside bars with friends. In the decade we've been recording this podcast, this is the closest we've come to crying during an episode.

No, we’re not talking about the frozen treat from Dairy Queen. Well, okay, we do talk about Dairy Queen Blizzards for a while but then we do talk about the natural phenomena known as blizzards. We had one this week in New York and we all found out how much a blizzard can change your life when you’re already not really allowed to go outside and do anything anyway. We’ve got new merch! Head ove...

A video game store has been in the news lately, although not because of video games and not really because of the store either. This week, we're talking about GameStop, and Tom tries to explain the stock market with very limited success. We also solve a problem from a listener looking for love in all the wrong places.

The MCU is back baby, and now it’s in television form! This week we discuss the first two episodes of the first Disney+ Marvel TV show WandaVision. Also Tim and Tom discuss their new hobbies.

We all know the famous phrase "new year, new problems" and 2021 is no exception. This week, in an effort to give back to our audience, we're solving listener problems, like a couple of Frasier Cranes.

This. Is. Jeopardy! The perennial favorite of Tim and geriatrics everywhere, this week we’re taking about the show and celebrating the life of the late Alex Trebek. Also Tom’s ticket streak ends and we have an unsponsored conversation about wiper blades. Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their first order when they go to  sakara.com/guide  or enter code GUIDE at checkout.

It's cold outside (in a lot of places), so why not drink something warm? This week we're talking about all the hot bevs that all the cool kids love: coffee, cider, cocoa and the rest. Also, prepare yourself for a food revolution, as Tim unveils his signature sandwich.

Timstradomus and Nostrathomas return to give a glimpse of the upcoming year 2021 and what it will bring. Begin this podcast at 11:54:37 PM on December 31st to ring in the New Year with Tim & Tom precisely (-ish) at Midnight! New TCGTE Merch is now available at tcgte.com/merch

It's the holiday season, so we're discussing the movie that everybody's talking about: the 1990 family film Home Alone. If you haven't seen it, go watch it because this probably won't make a lot of sense unless you've seen it. Also, it's a good movie so you should probably watch it anyway.

It’s Cyberpunk 2077 week but that doesn’t mean we can’t start off by talking a little about the holidays and Tom’s adventure into Manhattan for the first time in 9 months. Also this week Tom explains the basic idea of video games to Tim. We’ve got new merch! Head over to tcgte.com/merch to grab yours today! BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month by visiting our sponsor betterhelp.com/guide...

Are you looking to buy a holiday gift for a kid you know? Do you some help picking out the perfect toy for them? Well, you probably shouldn't be seeking the advice of two childless adult men in their 30s, but just in case, this week we're going over a list of the hottest toys in 2020, most of which are focused around bodily functions for some reason.

We go virtual this week to discuss Black Friday’s high tech cousin, Cyber Monday. We also solve a listener problem concerning online criticism in this all cyber episode. Listen to School of Hustle , a podcast by GoDaddy on Apple Podcasts.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we're talkin' pies: sweet pies, savory pies (which shouldn't really count) and everything in between. Stick around to the end to hear the shocking reveal of our favorite pies.

The fifth Playstation is here and guess who got one? Tom! Guess who doesn’t really care? Tim! But they talk about it anyway. Also Tom threatens to hire a guy to beat up Tim and they both solve a listener problem concerning tutoring for a woman with a criminal past. Listen to  Books: The Podcast  on  Patreon.com/completeguide Sakara - They're offering our listeners 20% off their firs...

It's been a stressful week in a really strange year, and we bet you're feeling pretty exhausted and confused. Well, lucky for you we can help! This week we're solving listener problems and while the advice we give might not be directly applicable to your life (it's actually pretty certain that it won't be), you still get to hear to modern-day philosophers at the top of their games deliver wise wor...

Halloween Month might be over, but that doesn’t mean we can’t talk about something spooky: Bones! Tom broke a finger this week in an extremely stupid way and as a result learned a lot about bones. To be honest, he probably learned more about them than most doctors. Also a frank discussion about cream cheese flavors. Listen to  Books: The Podcast  on  Patreon.com/completeguide Explor...

In the season finale of Halloween Month 2020, we tackle the scariest place there is. We do some deep research into Hell, what it's like, whether it's really as bad as they say, and what's the deal with the devil anyway? And stick around to the end where we take a trip to Hell to check it out for ourselves!

Halloween Month rolls on with a dip into the spooky world of Serial Killers. Ted “Al” Bundy, BTK, they’re all here for the fun. Also we decide what our spooky nicknames are going to be for the month and assassinate each other’s characters. Listen to  Books: The Podcast  on  Patreon.com/completeguide TRICO - Go to  Wipers123.com  and use promo code GUIDE at checkout and rec...

Halloween is spooky enough, what with all of these ghosts and goblins, but you also have to contend with razor blades in candy, Bloody Mary and teens getting up to all sorts of dangerous mischief. This week we're talking about some Halloween urban legends, and also discussing some strange tales from our childhood.