The Complete Guide to Everything

Can you believe we've never done an episode about Pizza? I mean, we probably have, but we couldn't find it listed anywhere so here it is. You'll find out our favorite toppings, least favorite toppings, and opinions about non-New York pizza which may surprise you! Also we solve a problem relating to where to find a quiet place to propose in NYC. This week's episode is sponsored by TransferWise. Tra...

This week we talk about the moon and whether or not it is actually made of cheese. Also, Tom gets a flu shot, Tim becomes a skeptic and we solve a problem from a listener who isn't sure whether or not to move in with his grandmother. This week's episode is sponsored by Prudential. Visit bringyourchallenges.com for more information. We're also brought to you by Audible. Get a free audiobook of your...

The future is here, but not the future we were promised. This week we're talking about hoverboards, from Back to the Future 2, to real experimental hoverboards, to these weird self-balancing scooters that people are calling hoverboards. Also this week we solve a listener problem involving unwanted street violence.

This week two candy enthusiasts talk about candy for a while. We also discuss the spookiest Halloween songs, Tom considers what his life would be like as a drug addict and we solve a problem from a reasonable young woman whose friend is being a big jerk. This week's episode is sponsored by TransferWise, the smart way to send money abroad. Head to transferwise.com/completeguide and your first trans...

This week Tim gets scared by a scarecrow and we're talking about Tom's favorite movies of all time: the Back to the Future trilogy. Also, we solve a problem concerning an elementary school teacher who has to tutor her boyfriend.

Well, the comic book convention rolled into town, so we put on our journalist hats and hit the floor of NYC Comic Con 2015. In this episode we talk about our experience amongst the crowds, Tom eats a Halloween-themed Whopper and we feature another installment of the occasional series "Tim's Tales of Cowardice." Also, Tom talks about Batman a lot, probably.

Look, sometimes in the podcast game you pick the topics and sometimes they pick you. And then sometimes you pick the topic but instead wind up talking about Pretty Woman for an hour instead. This week is one of those times. Also Tom lends his wisdom and experience as a former RA to solve a problem facing a new RA.

This week we talk about podcasts, a topic that we theoretically know a lot about. We also talk about the Pope's visit to New York (will a certain special guest drop by the TCGTE studio??) and we solve a problem from a barber who places lots of bets. Honestly, things kind of go off the rails in this episode.

Burning Man. Is it a free-wheeling, anything goes festival where people go to find themselves through art and expression, or is it just baloney. The Complete Guide to Everything investigates (by reading things on the internet and making wild assumptions). Also Tim talks about his Bing gambling problem and we solve a problem involving us of all people.

This week we talk about the new Apple products, as we do at least twice a year. Will Tim wake up at 3 a.m. to buy the new iPhone? Will Tom buy a new Apple TV despite already owning many devices that do the same thing? Tune in for the answers to these questions and much more! Also, we discuss self-help books, big bags of M&Ms and the logistics of air traffic control.

This week Tim and Tom went to a test show of the new Late Show with Stephen Colbert but they're not really allowed to talk about it. So instead they talk about all the other weird TV show tapings they've been to, as well as their differing opinions of Miley Cyrus and Sesame Place. Also a listener question involving breaking and entering by a neighbor is solved.

This is it. The episode topic this show was made for. This week we discuss Burger King's proposal to team up with McDonald's in the name of world peace (or something) and create a hybrid Big Mac and Whopper. We talk about the wide-ranging effects of this newsworthy event, create our own fast food hybrids and debate the ethics of getting a chicken addicted to cigarettes.

This week we're talkin' 'bout the idea of bad luck. Specifically, how Tom managed to lock himself out of his home, break his computer, and more all in one week. We also talk about some other superstitions and solve a listener problem involving buying stolen property.

This week we talk about the internet's obsession with the spelling of the children's book series The Berenstain Bears and delve into the weird world of the Mandela Effect. It turns out, if you misremembered something, you might not be wrong; it's possible you are a traveler from a different parallel dimension. Seriously. Also, we talk hoverboards (as always), Tim has an important message about The...

Tom pitches Tim a billion dollar bathroom business. We also discuss the many, many rules of etiquette in the big city, from subways to walkways. A problem involving lying about quitting a job just to go work right down the block is also solved. Brought to you by Sidekick by Hubspot. With Sidekick, you can have powerful contact insight right in your inbox. Seamlessly integrated email tools for Gmai...

This week we have stars in our eyes! We discuss the various celebs we've met throughout the years and the stupid things we've said to them. We also talk about a bunch of other random stuff because NYC is in the middle of a heat wave so brutal that we can't even think straight. Brought to you by Sidekick by Hubspot. With Sidekick, you can have powerful contact insight right in your inbox. Seamlessl...

It's Foo Fighters week on The Complete Guide to Everything. That's because Tim and Tom saw the Foo Fighters last week at Citi Field. This week we talk all about Foo Fighters, the basis for Tim and Tom's original friendship in the 1990's. We also go through each album, naming the best, worst and sleeper hits of each until we get to the albums where we don't recognize any songs any more. Brought to...

This week we're heading for the border and thinking outside the bun, cause we're talkin' Taco Bell. We go in-depth about the most bizarre of the major fast food chains and deconstruct their current and former menu items. Also, Tom has a lot of opinions about famous dogs and we stumble on a million dollar idea that would be an absolute game-changer at McDonald's.

This week we’re talking about famous people everyone loves who turned out to be (alleged) monsters. Mostly we’re talking about Jared from Subway, Bill Cosby and Tom Selleck. We also talk about current hero and non-alleged monster Tyrese Gibson who has built a Starbucks in his backyard. T&TSYP this week tackles a listener problem concerning pissing off a friend’s chicken. This episode is brought to...

This week we're talking about the hot new entrant into the streaming music game: scrappy young upstart Apple. We also discuss Donald Trump's PR strategy, Tom Hanks' recent career choices, cracking wise on a lifeboat and, as is required by law whenever talking about anything music industry-related, Taylor Swift. Additionally, we solve a problem from a listener who can't stop reading his emails in a...

This week we're talkin' mobile gaming and some Arkham Knight, even though it's not a mobile game whatsoever. We also solve a problem involving some complicated political issues relating to high school student government. This week's episode is brought to you by: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader - Go to bathroomreader.com/everything to download a free mini eBook. Loot Crate - go to lootcrate.com/everyt...

This week, we talk about a thing that everyone on the internet is required to talk about at some point: fan theories. You know that movie or TV show you like? Well, you're never going to believe what's REALLY happening in it. It turns out half the characters are secretly dead and most of the scenes are fever dreams and coma fantasies. This week's episode is brought to you by: Uncle John's Bathroom...

This week we’re talking all about the recent prison break in upstate New York which hopefully hasn’t come to a horribly tragic end by the time you listen to this. Also discussed: Tim’s depressing lunch at Quizno’s, the idea of toasted burritos, a puppet restaurant, lockdowns, Tim’s near run-in with the Hammerman, real life Harley Quinn, dirty prison underwear, the governor of New York being on the...

You all have been sending us your problems and dang it, we always try our hardest to solve 'em. This week we devote the entire episode to helping out our listeners, save for some talk about Night Court and America's Funniest Home Videos. This week's episode is brought to you by: Uncle John's Bathroom Reader - Go to bathroomreader.com/everything to download a free mini eBook. "In Praise of American...

This week Tom decides that he deserves a look into how the other half lives and treats himself to a luxuriously long massage. We also discuss friend of the show Ben Affleck’s problems with his wife and neighbors as well as annoying subway bongo players. Our live shows in London are coming up soon (JUNE 25, 26 & 27) so you should buy tickets right now at tcgte.com/live. Thursday night is 50 Shades...