The Compassionate Hater’s Survivor Podcast

As we cover episode 3 & 4 of Survivor: South Pacific, we ask if Grand Rapids is the new Windy City, and stress out some more over this incredible season. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/brittisnotokay/pick-your-favorite-foods-and-well-tell-you-what-y-c6u7vgv0wz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: What’s My Age Again? - Blink-182 Outro: There is Not...

Our Year of the Dragon Slayer continues, as we discuss the first two episodes of South Pacific. Plus, we relate to numerous boys from this season for reasons that are on brand for each of us. (Jake’s mic has a rough buzzing sound. It clears up around the 15 minute mark. So sorry.)  This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/hrwilliams/wedding-ready-marriage-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - htt...

There’s a new Running Man, and we caught him (in Theaters!) and wonder if Lumon and The Network are connected. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/shinyvolcano848/what-new-movie-should-you-watch Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Came to Play - Downstait Outro: Let’s Great it Started -  The Black Eyed Peas Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night...

The finale of Survivor 49 was a real gong show! We make a connection you won’t hear ANYWHERE else, complain, as always, and confuse a shark for Tawny Newsome. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanishtha_kotian/pick-your-superheroes-and-well-reveal-your-villain-backstory Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 T...

As we recap episode 12 of Survivor 49, we’d rather talk about anything else. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristenmartin/keke-palmer-sza-bestie-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last...

As we recap episode 11 of Survivor 49, Jake & Thom have differing opinions on Rizgod’s malapropism. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/golinutrition/rate-these-inspirational-quotes-and-well-predict-what-the Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars - SZA &...

We discuss the tenth episode of Survivor 49, Jake recovers from a five-hour trip through a blizzard and Thomas comes up with a new nickname for Savannah. Plus, we tackle the parable of “crying wolf.” This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/grouchyovercoat71/hot-dog-celebrity-soulmate-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Doo...

We discuss the ninth episode of Survivor 49, try to pull in that lucrative Popeye’s sponsorship, and Jake asks a potentially sacreligious question. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/oliviagallagher/planet-personality-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars...

We discuss the eighth episode of Survivor 49, give the grim reaper a makeover, Thom proposes a new book and Jake gives Ron Funches a rebrand while watching the Traitors Season 4 trailer.   This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/eliachuaqui/movie-mean-girl-personality-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts   Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Th...

We discuss the seventh episode of Survivor 49, ask where Jeff was, and relate to the Bottoms Up Alliance and create a guide on how to tell the different S-name women apart This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/noradominick/marvel-character-inside-outside-quiz-tst Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song)...

We discuss the sixth episode of Survivor 49, ask if everyone was a nerd in high school and give Kristina a new nickname. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/steve_aoki/which-cult-should-i-join Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Sub...

We discuss the fifth episode of Survivor 49, update Shannon Fairweather’s name and talk about various owls. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/maritsapatrinos/what-kind-of-stoner-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscrib...

We discuss the fourth episode of Survivor 49, we engage with our youthful audience, conjecture about Shannon Fairweather and talk about the No Kings rally, and appropriate wedding attire. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/shelbyheinrich/self-care-trends-aura-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme So...

We discuss the third episode of Survivor 49, Jake’s snake bite and question why contestants don’t acknowledge the camera crew. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/what-type-of-snake-are-you Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendric...

We were so excited to discuss Survivor 49’s second episode, we recorded our reactions TWICE This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/twilight_fanpire/teenage-slang-2024 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the Stars - SZA & Kendrick Lamar Subscribe to "Did You Watch Surv...

In our recap of Survivor 49’s premiere, we reveal what’s on our own Survivor bucket lists, pass judgement on most of the people this season and complain about people complaining about high school. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/nitawhelan/eat-your-way-through-a-county-fair-and-well-give-3c71x Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside t...

While discussing the cast of Survivor 49, we invent a new music festival and Thomas recounts a couple stories of unfortunate injuries for Detroit players This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/allthingsrealitytv/reality-tv-star-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: I Lift My Lamp Beside the Golden Door (Lodge 49 Theme Song) - Andrew Carroll  Outro: All the...

We finally tackle The Truman Show before we start coverage of Survivor 49 next week. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - ​​https://www.buzzfeed.com/lizotteape/are-you-casper-beetlejuice-a-sanderson-witch-or Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell Outro: Reality TV - Remember Sports Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor Last Night?" and tell your friend...

We play through Survivor: Presidential Island, featuring everyone’s favorite presidents using BrantSteele's Tocantins template. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomphillips/are-you-more-of-a-president-or-a-vice-president Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Run Away With Me (Simlish) Carly Rae Jepsen Outro: President Rap - Ron Clark Story Subscribe to "D...

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ finale we talk about how GAY this season could have been This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/lemonlover2020/which-disney-pair-are-you-and-your-bestie-5grptx6ipu Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did Yo...

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 13, we discuss ijbol vs lol and determine what C.O.A.C.H. stands for. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/limezest/food-worst-trait-quiz Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper Subscribe to "Did You Watch Survivor...

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 12, we assign Little Debbie snacks for the remaining contestants and laughing out loud versus bursting out laughing This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/isabellalouise/this-quiz-will-reveal-where-youll-lose-your-virgi-mnu9 Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff &...

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 11, Thomas prepares for his upcoming birthday and Jake figures out why he doesn’t have more friends. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/hanifahrahman/are-you-a-drama-queen Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen - Alice Cooper...

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 10, we attempt to do math, get a special shout-out and celebrate 500 episodes! This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kalliehoffman/side-side-side-i-can-guess-the-last-time-you-cr-b8oujuh25s Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’m Eighteen...

In this week’s recap of Survivor: Tocantins - The Brazilian Highlands’ episode 9, we faun over Coach, obviously and discuss our own Jubilee Surrounded episodes. This Week’s Quobst Quiz - https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/make-a-chipotle-order-and-well-tell-you-which-man-to Just Podcasts Patreon - http://patreon.com/justpodcasts Intro: Brazil - Geoff & Maria Maldaur Outro: I’...