The Commercial Break

Bryan asks Krissy a very important question: Which way do you wipe? It's a question that has TikTok talking and TCB too! Then the two friends wonder what will become of future job projects after The Commercial Break has made it our to the world. Krissy agrees to divulge more personal details in Season3, the new studio is taking shape and Bryan is sure Frankie has caught on to the TCB shows with hi...

Krissy comes prepared and festive to the studio. She brings a pair of her ever growing novelty sunglass collection and a few favors for Bryan. A creature is stirring and it IS a mouse. Bryan has a new family mouse member and Niko doesn't seem notice. Bryan and Krissy discuss The Rat Kingdom and her close call with her own mouse visitor. Finally, Bryan has read the wish list from the fans and the C...

Bryan reads an old social media story about a South African couple who got engaged in a KFC. The internet Dorito warrior squad tore them apart only to have companies, big and small, give them a dream wedding and so much more. Bryan is corrected on almost YouTube video by the TCB viewers leaving him to be cautious about sharing news on the show. Kim and Pete are still dating on their never ending q...

Bryan shares some recent YouTube comments with Krissy. Seems that some people have triggered by Bryan getting triggered that then triggers more triggering on the show! Bryan gets a call from an old friend who shares the worst ghosting story anyone has heard! Finally, Hinge has a new audio feature allowing users to send clips back and forth. Of Cours ether turns into a total shi*t show! Bryan and K...

Bryan is still sick, His Salmonella diet continues and includes a trip to the hospital. The upside of food poisoning is that there is plenty of time to watch old movies. Bryan tells Krissy he had a chance to re-watch Showgirls the 1990's camp classics soft core porn featuring Jesse from Saved By The Bell. They both agree the sex in that movie is less realistic than any porn movie. Bryan finds a li...

Bryan is still battling Salmonella many days later and his brain is suffering the effects. He struggles through show as Krissy reminds him she tuned out years ago! Bryan's children are speaking more Spanish than he is and he senses the threat is real. Bryan recalls his favorite Tele-novella and Astrid drops some obscure Spanish words in the studio for the team to discuss. Finally, Bryan reveals he...

Bryan visits family for the holiday only to catch a raging case of Salmonella that ALMOST stops TCB in tracks...almost. Krissy recalls her trip to see extended family and the two agree that men are children whenever they are ill. Mtach.com rolls out it's new marketing angle: I want to date an adult. Tinder keeps trolling the humans of earth with its awful application. Kid Rock is discussed as his...

Bryan explains to Krissy how complicated going out eat has become with children. He shares a story about a recent trip to eat at a restaurant that ended with a visit to NINE restaurants! Then they discuss how different the dining experience can be in Europe. Bryan is reminded of a stroll around a Spanish village with his extended family that ended in a 3 hour walk to lunch...right where they began...

Bryan shares his thoughts on the new advertisers popping up inside the show. Bryan and Krissy reminisce about simpler times...when no one listened to the podcast. Then, Bryan thinks back to puberty and that sends him down a Sex Ed Video rabbit hole on YouTube. It's safe to say that Germany is not afraid to teach it's children about EVERY aspect of sex. Finally, the gang reviews a sex video from a...

Bryan tells Krissy about his spending his day at his child's school for the big Thanksgiving Day play. Then Bryan and his family take to the streets of Atlanta take in the local sights, sounds and awful food. He explains his compulsive need to beat everyone to the front of the line. Then Bryan shares about his teenage aspirations to be a "Grill Leader" at McDonalds. Finally, the gang revisits a qu...

Bryan shares with Krissy some of reactions to the new Frankie B episodes, they discuss the engagement of most famous person to come out of the 90 Day Fiancé shows, Big Ed. Then the gang reviews some interesting town hall and city council meetings. One man, Chris, decides to take his concerns about the local massage parlors to the public comment night at his city hall. It does not turn out how you...

Bryan and Krissy stumble upon a story detailing how certain European countries are encouraging men to get vaccinated with free brothel services! Then Bryan tells Krissy about Walt Disney World merch madness and how WDW is clamping down on runaway resellers. Finally, the gang finish reviewing the once-in-a-lifetime business opportunity being presented by long time TCB muse, Frankie B. LINKS: Send u...

Bryan tells Krissy about his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend a World Series game for the home team. Then they discuss the rather speedy parade that flew down Peachtree Road. Finally, Bryan has a Christmas-liek when he opens his YouTube page. A refreshed and rejuvenated Frankie B has an incredible business opportunity for all the strangers in the audience. Salon Suiiis?? Salon Suites? Salo...

Bryan tells Krissy how he came hate to Halloween and how he can no longer ignore the holiday. Hoadley wonders about cloning her cat patches and Niko the ghost dog may be in his last days too...will he be cloned? Will he smell as bad when he returns as a cloned dog? Finally, the gang reviews audio about a woman who is eating her husband's ashes. Every nasty bit off them. And a lady tells her friend...

Bryan shares about a normal day at his house. This includes Clifford The Big red Dog, Buzz Lightyear and dreaming of the crazy Home Improvement days when Tim Allen and blow were the only thing to worry about. Then Bryan asks Krissy to take a personality test! Find out more your hapless hosts on this episode of The Commercial Break Podcast! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns...

Superfan Big Will The Champ calls into hotline to share a video of another famous podcaster saying the TCB catch phrase "Best To You!". Bryan and Krissy debate wether they are being imitated or if "Best To You!" is phrase making it's rounds in the lexicon. Then Bryan recalls a TCB bit that mysteriously made it to Howard Stern Show (Spoiler....clearly Stern is NOT listening to TCB!). Then the gang...

Bryan tells Krissy about a woman in N.Y. suing Kellogg Pop Tart for lack of nutritional value. He recalls a time he should have sued for food related trauma and they wonder what kind of meat in Subway meat. Then they review some dating rules from the 1950's and are reminded that even 70 years ago "Hey!" was not a great pick-up line. Finally, it's a Love Connection date Chuck Woolery won't soon for...

Bryan and Krissy are celebrating 1,000,000 downloads by almost destroying the studio! Then they discuss The Bachelorette, the ridiculous ways in which contestants try to get attention, the producers plan to embarrass some of the single guys and the parity with dating in 2021. Then the gang reviews some dating rules from 1930's through 2021. Finally, Uncle Bryan has a few words for the kids about t...

Bryan asks Krissy to join his new MLMM business, LuLaNO. Then they wonder why they got news alerts about Kourtney K and Travis B, and who the f*&k cares? Plus, the new trend is wearable microphone/amplifier combos and Bryan doesn't think it's funny. Finally, the gang review some 911 calls that are less of an emergency and more of comedy routine! It's a wild episode of TCB...get a cold beverage, ju...

Bryan shares his terrible travels to and from Memphis by asking the question: What is appropriate airplane behavior? Who owns the arm rest? Should you take off shoes during long distance flights? Why do you get 4 carry bags and I get 1? Who are these people that cut the line at every gate? What time should I show for my flight? What do you wear on a plane? Should you talk to your seat-mate? And mo...

Bryan and Krissy (TCB team: Astrid, Mike and Tina) are back from Mempho and the road was long, the beer was cold and flu was transmitted! Bryan is sick which gave him time to dig into the latest internet drama known as TikTok Couch Guy! Bryan and Krissy review a Couch Guy update from Clevver News (isn't that clever!), they discuss their time off from the studio and the excitement to get back to wo...

Bryan tells Hoadley about his endless nights trying to get his daughter to sleep, they discuss the power weed couple known as Snoopy Doggy Doggy & Martha Stewart and wonder how Trump will call the Holyfield fight. Then the gang wonders why they cannot get anyone to watch them on YouTube while "Jesse" calls Thanos and gets 2,000,000 views!! Finally, Bryan and Krissy find Thanos' cell phone number a...

Bryan and Krissy give an update on DeanBodi, discuss how they all of the sudden care about the B. Spears conservatorship drama and give each other a reminder of the download race to 1,000,000. Then the gang revisits the Monster Men of the Mountains and the hilariously haphazard way they go about hunting for various monsters. Just remember the Mountain Men came here for answers and they are going t...

Bryan tells Krissy about the time he made pot brownies with some shwagg weed and Betty Crocker instant brownies. It's the last time he ever ate weed. Krissy explains the incredible advancements in "weed technology" since the last time he tried it. Then Bryan shares a clip from a PTA meeting where parents around the country continue to embarrass their children. Finally, the gang listens to clips fr...

Bryan shares with Hoadley his love for the Chicago Cubs, Harry Caray, WGN Radio and The 7th Inning Stretch. tHen he shares his disdain for Conor McGregor's slaughter of the Wrigley Tradition of singing Take Me Out! Finally, the gang reviews a government produced movie from the 1940's warning soldiers of STD's, loose women and the danger of unclean sex. It's an eye-opening film that shows the backw...