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Lucky Charms the venerable cereal with marshmallows has been pissing Bryan off since the early 1980's. He asks the question: Why can't the ratio of marshmallows be consistent?! Krissy wonders if Bryan should open a Dippin Dots. "Marlon" is not the name of Bryan's single friend getting much airtime on the podcast. But his stories of single life keep everyone entertained. This time Marlon joins Seek...

A trip to the local Publix turns into a race for Bryan. He get's into a check-out with with a lady in a hurry. Krissy reminds everyone to "rev down" not up. Finally, it's been 2+ years of TCB yet Bryan and Krissy have never answered the listener questions as they promised.....18 months ago! Today is the day. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns:  1.626.ASK.TCB3 text or leave...

Krissy and Bryan decide it's time to get some professional promo photos. So Bryan sets up a photo shoot and requests some Kardashian style edits. Kim K is bellybutton...according to some internet experts. The gang discusses ratings books, radio reporting beepers and T.V. rating. Bryan is still concerned about Meta-verse children and finally, Bryan gets a request from a mother-son duo for a Monster...

A random YouTube commenter shares their dislike for the TCB video on Showgirls. Leading Bryan and Krissy to wonder if anyone actually listens to the show before they comment. Bryan talks about Hunter S. Thompson's influence on his young, crazy life. Further Fest was the Grateful Dead's short lived tour after Jerry died. Bryan and His friend decide to take it Further with a tribute to Gonzo! Finall...

Bryan has a bird's nest on his front door and the resulting nursery of birds is scaring the whole family! As the baby birds are hatching his kids are learning the circle of life isn't very pretty. Bryan recalls a phone call where his friend asks those 4 little words no one wants to hear: Are you sitting down?! He learns that his ex-flame is the star of an orgasm tutorial website. What will he do??...

Bryan decides he should read some podcast reviews on the show...for the first time ever. It's a mixed bag and the listeners may be funnier than he is! Bryan and Krissy wonder at what point they would consider themselves famous. They also ponder what they could do with their new found fame and money. Bryan is late too the story about the Sophia Urista. Sophia had to, decided to, or staged, peeing o...

Bryan is made to sleep on the couch near the cruise ship door but the neighbors keep it interesting. He hears about some engagement drama, a possible affair and crazy stories from his open balcony door. Then, Bryan explains why he is cruising the halls of the Disney ship late at night. He meets some TCB fans (in his head) and he makes the whole ship uncomfortable with his Titanic re-enactment! Fin...

Bryan tell Krissy the reason why the show is so popular...his compression and treble tweaking skills. A man on a Southwest flight takes himself to the Mile High Club, in seat 11F , in front of other passengers and gets away with it, 4 separate times! Carl Lentz stops by with some thoughts on the story. Finally, Frankie B must know of TCB fascination around his YouTube channel and the gang doesn't...

Bryan is back from a cruise. The food was great but his ability to watch TLC was not. Netflix is trying to keep momentum with the sister series to Love Is Blind, Ultimatum. 6 couples "swing" their way to marriage decisions. Bryan isn't buying it. Finally, The Hillsong Church has a long and sorted history. Like most church scandals, it's hypocrisy at it's best! Bryan and Krissy take a deep dive int...

Bryan and Krissy are back from a short vacation. Bryan took the family on a Disney Cruise and it was GREAT! Disney World..not so much. North Florida random gas stations are interesting places. Bryan shares about his own time tending a random gas station late nights. Krissy is doing some spring Condo cleaning and throwing out the house. Finally, Bryan has found the very first TCB recording, long be...

Bryan share a story from south Georgia where a cop is caught on TikTok having "relations" with a mistress behind his patrol car. Then Krissy wonders if she will ever be able to get another normal job after TCB. Finally, Bryan shares a concern with listeners...TCB doesn't finish the clips they review. Well, that's all changing starting today. Part 2 of the Teresa Caputo / Anderson Cooper video is r...

Bryan wonders why all parents use the first, middle, last name shout to address children when they are angry. Bryan gives more misinformation when he discusses the UGA animal breeding program. Krissy has to sit and listen to Bryan retell the losing his virginity story...for the 12th time. He recalls being grounded "until further notice". Which encouraged him to get in more trouble! Finally, the Me...

Recently Bryan and Krissy did a bit about Fenn's Treasure. They posted a clip to YouTube and the Fenn fans ripped into TCB! Apparetnly people believe TCB should be held to journalistic standards. Bryan reminds listeners...this show is SATIRE! Then the two discuss the very serious events at the Oscars. Jada, Chris and Comedy end up being the losers of the evening. Finally, public access tv has long...

Bryan visits a rural store where a lady is berating a manager about 3 missing ounces of Cheerios. Bryan's friend goes to dinner with the world's cheapest blind date. Blue is up to her old tricks. This time she is in the diaper pale having a 5 course meal of....poo. Then Bryan shares an episode of World's Biggest Cheapskate where the Wiener Wagon Man outs together an anniversary dinner for less tha...

Bryan is still having dreams about Alanis Morissette and he cannot figure out why! Then he shares his music video hit list from late nights in the studio. Hint: The music is good, Bryan singing is bad. Then the gang agrees: Sting is a God. Men want to be him, women want to be with him! Finally, Krissy used to host a late night Apartment Finder infomercial in Nashville. Luckily for us, her husband...

Bryan wonders wether the Oscars were THIS weekend or NEXT? (Clearly, another fact filled episode of TCB is on the way!). Spermidictine is a thing and it's being put in all the gift bags for A-list actors / actresses at the Oscars. Marketing is a weaponized art form helping to sell junk to all humans across time and space. If you want to be better, longer, harder, faster, stronger, slimmer and sexi...

Bryan has recently been researching Fenn's treasure. A decade ago a strange man buried a relatively small amount of gold coins and stones and wrote a poem as the guide map. Bryan wants to tell the story and Krissy spoils the fun! Then the two discuss burying a TCB treasure chest. Only one problem...Krissy and Bryan have am awful track record in the wild. Finally. a video is review where Sexual sur...

Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take sleeping pills but that wan't good! Then, Bryan turns to ASMR videos for sleep help and he finds absolute annoyance. Finally, the gang review a few ASMR videos that seem more like personal journals and Instagram posts....while whispering! LINKS: Sen...

Spring has sprung, the flowers are in bloom and Bryan is interested in sports again. It's the best time in sporting and as a sporting expert, Bryan should know. Then more reviews for the show are rolling in and more TCB fans prove themselves to be funnier than the actual hosts. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were an awful version of children's entertainment. Proving once again....the 80's were borin...

Bryan reminds Krissy about his brush with fame in the form of the band Rush. He is tortured , to this day, by one word repeated hundreds of times at that encounter. Then Bryan has the 2021 Pornhub Annual Report and he is here to tell the TCB universe just how twisted we all have become! Then Bryan has been digging around the internet looking for creature erotica. Monsters, Mermaids, Aliens and Dra...

Some new Apple reviews are rolling in and one thing is clear...TCB fans are a bunch of feisty smart asses! The commercial breaks inside The Commercial Break are discussed. Bryan fears an article about a woman who gives her husband a threesome for his birthday and leaves him for the 3rd woman in the mix, might be the end of his marriage (It is ALL about him...as usual). Bryan and Krissy have a gay...

Bryan once lived with a stripper and her mother. Unfortunately for Bryan his girlfriend decided to sleep with landscaper while Bryan slept on her bedroom floor. Then Bryan explains to Krissy why he was 15 years late to a court case. A sea seal makes an EPIC save when a pot head falls of his boat at 2am without a survival suit or closed toe shoes. Finally, Australian parents have a solution when th...

It's International Women's Day and Bryan wants to recognize the women in his life! Krissy, the loyal friend and creative partner, Astrid the amazing wife and life partner and the leader's of Finland. Keeping the world from WW3 for 30 years! Bryan thinks women should be running ALL countries and certainly his family! Finally, a TCB favorite is back for second grilling on the show. Teresa Caputo is...

Bryan read about a study where pig brains where studied at the moment of scientific death. He is horrified by the results! Then Krissy makes Bryan a promise to contact Teresa Caputo upon his passing and they share a secret word only known to them for contact from the other side. Finally, Bryan digs up some old psychic videos. The psychic prove once again....they are all full of S*&T! LINKS: Send u...

Bryan is up to his old tricks...watching more reality dating shows. He has found a new love show obsession, Secret Crush. Love Is Blind wraps on it's second season and it was a winner! Shane can't sit still, Sal can't stop sitting still and Shake is an ass clown. Then the listeners have asked and Uncle Bryan is here to answer. Fan Favorite "Ask Uncle Bryan" is back and you are stranger than ever!...