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Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.  Big day for news! Pagers exploding P. Diddy craziness You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele) Check the perimeter! Bryan’s pool drama Squirrels whittling their teeth Bryan shocks his pool A dead mole! And a frog! A gay squirrel bath house The pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween s...

Episode #601: We switched it up last minute and are bringing you a regular TCB episode this fine Infomercial Tuesday! This episode is a true reflection of the TCB Lifestyle…drugs, EPMs, and a pretty pretty penis. TCB the lifestyle pod The Bear was snubbed Zac Efron getting jacked We’re going to bed early Nat Geo/Drugs Inc Buying shitty weed in Techwood Cocktober Krissy got contacts The man that ha...

Episode #600: We simply can’t help ourselves, so we are back with more Zack! That’s PUAmore! Thousand Pound Sisters A camel bite that led to an arrest Oregon’s drug laws Pussy Wrangler PUAmore! Insomnio The feral FERA method Statement roulette Emotional support water Panama City: The Magical Land of PUAs Bryan’s get rich quick real estate course Arousal! The sexual experience Karl returns! Too hot...

Episode #599: We’re bringing you a very special extra TCB Infomercial! Tune in to our conversation with Scott Seiss (Angry Retail Guy and General Angel). Bryan don’t talk good Scott Seiss Cocaine Bear Hot dog races Service jobs Tipping The Customer Is Always Wrong Shitting at disney world Contractual laughing Scott wastes our time! x/twitter Recording your own audio book We’re all out here pluggin...

Episode #598: Zack Bauer (not to be confused with Jack Bauer) is back, and he’s ready to teach you how to date! more! hotties! through the magic of being FERAL. A 33P rivalry! Date more hotties Bryan’s too soft Gotta get those ladies to bounce Zack Bauer He does NOT want to open her… Rodney ;) Robot PUAs Skibidi We MUST see the in field footage Wanna bounce? Call Zack You like jorts? Bait them How...

Episode #597: We don’t know how this happened, but this week we are talking to Nicky Jam! Nicky Jam The story of Bryan & Nicky Jam INSOMNIO Life’s too short to be an asshole The crack era in Massachusetts (late 80s early 90s) Getting discovered bagging groceries Freestyling with the groceries Nicky Jam don’t play Mixtapes to reggaeton greatness He’s the godfather Nicky’s godfather impression Daddy...

Episode #596: We’re taking a long and convoluted journey through politics, past alt coin, all the way to PUAs…Stick with us, it’s worth it. When were your parents banging? Trump trading cards Gold sneakers They sold out, but we have plenty! Trump’s NFTs and Alt Coin Bryan got scammed A trading board member PUA? The 21 Convention Breakout sessions at the PUA convention Boner Broth 3000 Send Krissy...

Episode #595: It’s a rubbin’ tuggin’ Huckin’ Buckin’ good time today at TCB because we have a Mountain Monsters episode to review!! The Rusty Nail Another shocking story from Bryan’s past Mountain Monsters!!!!!! The Raven Mocker! A rub n’ tug for Huck Southern sayings Keep your eyes open, dammit Huck n’ Buck got punked The Forest Quantum Witch :O Ignore the fresh kill! Ah, yes, the fire breathing...

Episode #594: Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! The 90s are calling and they want their terrible dating show back! We are sweaty here in Georgia Coffee! Bryan wants to be a downer Why is Bryan like this? It’s show month, baby! A dating show: Buzz (1996) I hate nags! The Smash Mouth The Tush Push… A guy unaccustomed to choosing between women Everyone’s a former Disney worker Tommy tang’s and a stereo system Dinner...

Episode #593: Bryan & Krissy are joined by Mayim Bialik (The Big Bang Theory) and they get into acting, child fame, podcasting, science, and Jeopardy. Blossom, Beaches, and Big Bang Theory What happened at Jeopardy? A lil’ bitchin and complainin’ Mayim’s late start in acting A show about a girl! Bryan’s armchair expert moment Being a famous child A late science bloomer Feldman & Haim Human nature...

Episode #592: When you start getting older, you’ll find yourself at the doctor constantly, and listening to The Commercial Break while you’re at it! Bryan’s getting poked and prodded A trip to the doctor and the lab The million dollar lab Krissy was WRONG The chimp lady Krissy demolishes Bryan’s logic Spooky moment! Tom Cruise is on the roof The universal cat distribution system had chosen the Gre...

Episode #591: We know this advice is probably 2 years too late, buuut we are going to answer these Ask TCBs anyway!  The DNC was poppin' Starbucks Revving down Jolt Cola Big deal birthdays Bryan famously hates attention  Ask TCB Picking up women It’s all about a conversation and being yourself Opportunity! Small minded people Having the hard conversations Bryan is the Simon Cowell of art B Movies...

Episode #590: Today Bryan said "I'm a man, and I'll talk sports if I want to!" Were-president Elvira’s Movie Macabre Cheaters Old man bitching Tom Brady Sports stars Bryan having some big feelings (jealousy) Bryan’s sports history He wasn’t a starter Could he be a bowler? FYI listeners I don’t hate Bryan, but I do like to keep him on his toes! Leaving a child with a stranger at the pool The gyms a...

Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni!  Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse The quantum witch does a little magic Maz Jobrani! The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this) The Friday late crowd Drunk Trump heckler at a Maz Jobrani show Iranian comics Feeling old Maz’s early roles West Wing Tikto...

Episode #588: The Looooooove Connection is back, and they brought yogurt? Bennifer is no more Green Day Wedge salads Matthew Perry Love Connection! A little misogyny to start the day Get him girl Harry Denton's A little ask TCB action Who is eating yogurt on a date No lunch date kisses Skydiving on the first date Pre skydiving drinks Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG...

Episode #587: We’re on a wild ride today, very similar to Bryan’s mom’s neighbor at the assisted living home…and boy, does she have a cautionary tale for you! Available for private events! Make us an offer! Blue’s haircut The temperature The grand canyon Oozing problems Heavenly Wheels n Deals! Bryan’s Mama drama Firefighters going to steal Astrid A cooter snafu Jane from Ohio Important PSAs A cau...

Episode #586: Bryan tackles the news today at TCB (and also his trip to the doctor for a physical), and yes…questions remain! We are excited about our live shows! Bryan and Juan are no more The News! The astronauts that are stuck in space Bryan’s Cosby newscaster voice Questions do remain! No leaking allowed Bryan does space Stonehenge?! Bryan got a physical Needles in the neck If you’re queasy ab...

Episode #585: Comedy legend Lewis Black joins Bryan & Krissy to get ANGRY about all kinds of malarkey! Bryan fanboys over Lewis Black The Orioles/Braves/Cubs Performing in the suburbs The politicians did not leave us alone this summer Jacob’s Ladder New York in the 80s Writing plays Getting rejected Political drama making Lewis angry! Bryan should not be allowed to vote? Teleprompters Getting on T...

Episode #584: Bryan gets all fired up about misogyny, but also says that he “doesn’t know how to cook,” even though we are fairly certain he can read (need proof). Bryan & Krissy discuss Bryan’s come to Jesus moment on the road.  Hypocrisy! We love our Bryan, warts and all!!! Why is this impression kind of giving Cosby? Hate muse Misogyny! Women famously love being treated like humans

Episode #583: Bryan talks penises He needs a deep dick fake Rafa’s biohacks Shakti mat Krissy’s a napper IDINA MENZEL, BROADWAY STAR OF WICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rush Szn Gap Decades Lockers! Daddy Caputo Blue will keep the frat boys away Bryan saying “on fleek” Bryan’s algorithm Earthquake noises in Bryan’s house A graduation card mix up Mr. Green the creep! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 4...

Episode #582: Bryan's bringing out the mama/baby/Blue drama, but he fears his future in the crypt. No more Olympics 🙁 RayGun the breakdancer The Closing Ceremonies Tom Cruise Anchovy mouth 2023/2024 has been tough for us! Bryan’s mom & her long term rehab center QVC addiction Bryan’s elevator troubles Tales from the crypt! Dog karma Barking Blue Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB...

For two guys who are so online, Bryan & Sam Morril have some of the internet’s worst takes (yeah, I’m talking about Twisters & Glen Powell, the star of Spy Kids 3). Bryan tells other people’s bits (again) First of all Bryan, Glen doesn’t even take his shirt off in Twisters.  Sam’s morning show bit Bombing at corporate gigs Bryan the self proclaimed ass licker Working the room Casinos Vegas (the ai...

Episode #580: You gnome what they say, the little man in your bedroom at night is just an alien here to protect you and also maybe to have sex with you. Aliens! The old ITV crew Thank you to Gina Gershon Now that Bryan has Peacock, I petition to force him to watch Below Deck A pole vault punch 90’s ITV alien show Out of this world orgasm Smells like team spirit… Is she going to outer space or just...

Episode #579: It's a TCB PCB 30A kind of day! Storytime with Bryan proves entertaining once again. Snoop & Flava Olympics TCB in PCB 30A Bryan’s beach access foibles Steeplechase Trying to wrangle kids on vacation An ill fated beach vacation The slingshot Bryan sleuths on his vacay neighbors Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Y...

Episode #578: Will we ever get answers to our questions? Maybe the magic hydrocodones will help! Bryan & Krissy get into The Sphere, drugs in Vegas, Roast rules, and TLC. Songs of the summer POV Grateful Dead at the Sphere U2, Phish, Grateful Dead, The Eagles, and EDM? Egg shaped seats Getting weed in Vegas Bryan & Krissy’s trip to Bonnaroo Forgetting Ozzy Osbourne Brainstorming flops Brian Moses...