The Comedy Button

When did we all realize that we were adults? And WTF is that word we just made up at the end of the last sentence? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

We go behind the scenes on our recent NPR interview, talk about stupid made-up animals, pay a visit to the cat cafe, and learn that Max might have possibly hooked up with a Goonies villain one time. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

We visit our very own graveyard of comedy failures, discuss the importance of traveling when you're young, and invite David Lynch onto our show for one brief shining moment. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Guest host Jack DeVries returns to help us examine the effect that weird old dudes and X-Men cartoons have on impressionable youths. We also wonder what fast food commercials would look like if they actually told the truth, and talk about our biggest first world problems. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Huff paint, read a book, and join us for myriad tales of getting hitched. Note: Please don't huff any paint. Don't do drugs. Even though that's not really a drug, unless you're stupid. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

You have relationship questions, we have long-winded answers and hard-left tangents. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

With Halloween upon us, murder is in the air as we talk about Anthony's road rage, Ryan's terrible driving skills, and which of us would make the least-wrathful god. Also, Halloween kinda sucks when you're an adult. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Cool Ryan Scott returns to tell us a very out-of-left-field story about his dad. That is, after Anthony and Max tell us all about what the aliens REALLY want to do to us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Special guest Moonshine Bonanza regales us with tales from the strip club, and we uncover a lot of Max's ongoing psychological problems when he reads us some bedtime stories from his 2nd grade journal. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Moonshine Bonanza.

Saturday morning cartoons are officially dead, and we reminisce about our favorites as Anthony regales us with stories of hunting for literal garbage in sunny Seattle. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Brian and guest host Mitch Dyer had themselves an adventure in Japan, where (among other things) they encountered a strange golden man, cavorted with owls, and had a brush with the Yakuza's top gaming expert. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mitch Dyer.

It's another collection of the Comedy Button's greatest bits -- perfect for getting all you new listeners up to speed, and to force all of your other heathen friends to listen to, and like, and like liking! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Max gets a fake doctor's note, and everyone shares their favorite Ryan Scott memories. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Between bouts of consuming the borderline-toxic novelty sodas and candy that one sadistic fan sent us, we delve into the little-known friendship between Benjamin Franklin and Mark Twain. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Brian and Max went fishing with Anthony up in Seattle, and lived through their very own PAX Prime hotel nightmare. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Disaster strikes our cast, and we don't just mean the recent California earthquake -- Scott recounts the most horrific Airbnb mix-up ever. First-world problems, people. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Max returns from his whirlwind tour of Vietnam -- where he helped struggling children who were crying in pain due to health issues -- only to be greeted by a bunch of Internet gamer man-children crying in fake pain about season passes and Fez 2. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Yes, some people are in the closet -- but this week's guest star actually lives in a literal closet. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Bill Zoeker.

Max's girlfriend joins us this week to talk about bad movies, Vietnam vacations, and her poops. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jenn Ngo.

In a battle between superheroes, Aquaman has way cooler powers than Jesus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Much-requested guest host Jackie Talbott joins us at long last, to talk about things that are only legal in two states, and a bunch of other very un-ladylike things. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jackie Talbott.

Guest host Jack DeVries returns to tell sordid tales of Philadelphia field trips gone horribly bizarre. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Pot is legal in Washington, and eels are DUMB. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Special guest Colin Moriarty joins us to talk about how you're not really east coast unless you've had a near-death experience at actual real-world New Jersey nightmare factory Action Park. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Colin Moriarty.

This week, we celebrate (or at least incredulously listen to) Brian and Max's shared love... for horses. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.