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We sure have dropped a lot of F-bombs on this show -- one very patient fan even counted them up. Seriously, there's a spreadsheet and everything! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

It's vacations all around, as Brian reconnects with the motherland (AKA New York), and Max checks into a ritzy Mexico hotel using all that white privilege he's been hoarding. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Applejack the centaur is here to tell you about horse pills. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

TV host and gaming icon Adam Sessler stopped by to talk about some porno we found in the woods, life after G4, and a bunch of spooky stuff -- because hey, it's Halloween. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Adam Sessler.

The Boozeocalypse. The Alcoholocaust. Hurl Harbor. Wine/11. Whatever you want to call it, it's our long-awaited 200th episode spectacular, and we're getting trashed on some of the most terrible liquor in the world, sent to us by you -- our adoring fans. It was painful, it was miserable, and we love you all for it. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville...

So... what would Shredder have done if he'd ever ACTUALLY killed the Ninja Turtles? Ever think about that one? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

In this episode, we're talking about grown-up stuff, like pooping your pants at work. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Anthony entered into hostile negotiations with a business of raccoons. And it looks like their stock prices... have hit rock-bottom. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Our significant others have all ganged up and are now plotting against us. Pretty cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Did you think we would ever stop with those dumb MYYYY WIIIIIIFE jokes? Well, Scott Bromley got married, so that's never going to happen! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Only '90s kids will remember this one weird wedding trick. Churches HATE this guy. Secrets you never knew! Number 6 will shock you! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Our close encounter with the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile got us wondering exactly how many hot dogs a person eats every year. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

We're all pretty depressed. It might have something to do with the big bag of POGs that we just bought. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

The cast is divided on their opinions about outdoor urination, but they're all pretty sure all those inflatable protest rats are stupid, and limousine pizza is awesome. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

While Max and guest host Andrew Goldfarb went to the land of hamburgers and better-tasting gummy bears (AKA Germany), Brian had things pulled out of his face, and Anthony hunted for garbage at a ramen festival. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Andrew Goldfarb.

Scott's bachelor party proved once and for all that we are a bunch of giant, adult children who probably need supervision (also: it was awesome). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Ryan Scott.

Max Scoville reveals that you, too, could be the unwitting victim of a criminal house-pooper. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Skunkin', poop-mowin', and piracy: It's all in a week's work for the Comedy Button. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, THE COMEDY BUTTON REACTS to all the commercials at San Diego Comic-Con, fireworks that will probably wake up the neighbors, and all the depressing flyover state nonsense that Michigan can throw at us. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Need some laughs? Try this collection of the Comedy Button's best bits on for size, and we guarantee that we'll brighten your day -- and maybe even draw some puzzled looks from your friends, loved ones, and/or complete strangers while you laugh your head off at our nonsense. And this is just what we've been able to fit in from our past year's worth of episodes. Welcome to your favorite weekly come...

Anthony is either going to start collecting tomahawks, or buy a donkey. One of these things may be true. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Max gets so much action in haunted houses, we might as well start calling him Fred. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Fred Scoville.

One man made a recent pilgrimage to the home of the Goonies -- and he definitely found some rich stuff. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

We have some deep thoughts on the anatomy of Greek statues. Also: Anthony went to Disneyland, where he learned that selfie sticks can kill you. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

Brian's European Vacation was way better than that stupid movie sequel that's coming out soon. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.