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Who's your favorite tennis player? Ours is Anaconda Kournikova. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

What's our favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles porn? Were the Gobots really that bad? Who would play us in a Comedy Button movie? What were the best USA Network shows, BESIDES Burn Notice? Yes, these are the burning questions. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Hey, pro tip for life: DON'T HAVE A WEDDING ON A HOLIDAY WEEKEND. We promise, your friends and family definitely don't like you that much. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

What would our last meal on death row be? You should definitely know better than to ask us a question like that. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

It's our quarter-millennium milestone -- and the end of an era, as our pal Anthony rides off into the sunset. It'll be OK, we promise! Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Turns out, cereal monsters are the stupidest kinds of monsters, because they don't make any god damned sense. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Good news, everyone: Scott inadvertently figured out how to troll jukebox-equipped bars across the United States, from the comfort of your own homes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

These idiots all think that they can replace Ryan Scott with a Ryan Scott sound board, but YOU CAN'T REPLACE RYAN SCOTT! After all, who would write these episode descriptions? Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville.

We get intimate with our old pal Applejack, find some creative uses for a kangaroo pouch, debate the world's scariest cereal mascot, and learn all about Max's experience as a schoolyard witch. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Guest hosts Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan sit in to tell us about the European vacation they went on with Brian. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guests Andrew Goldfarb and Zach Ryan.

Get ready for our hot new sitcom, "Curiosity: The Mars Robot." Or maybe "Mars: The Curiosity Robot." We don't actually know how TV works. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Max adopts a blind goose, Brian encounters a street terrorist armed with Red Bull, and Anthony shares his favorite meal to beat the summer heat: a nice hot bowl of soup. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Guest host and celebrity ghost Vincent Price briefly joins us, as Scott recalls his whirlwind tour across Europe and picks a fight with Australia. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Brian played a live game of Double Dare, and Max hung out with DMX in a hotel parking lot. Yes, these are both things that happened in 2016. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Our friend Chastity Vicencio joins us to talk about what it was like working for Jimmy Fallon, how she almost became a teen pop sensation, and that one time that comedian Tracy Morgan awkwardly hit on her. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Chastity Vicencio.

Firemen have the easiest job in the world, except for those few hours a year where they really, really don't. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

The podcast's one sane man attempts to explain Doctor Who to a bunch of people who cannot even begin to understand how awesome it is. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Our pal Jared Petty joins us this week to talk about all the delicious candy that takes us back to the good old days. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Mike Drucker joins us once again, to brag about how smart he was in high school -- so smart, in fact, that one time someone pulled a gun on him. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

We know we're shameless pawns of the patriarchy when we say this, but man, living with naked women sure is cool. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Anthony Gallegos, with special guest Zach Ryan.

Everyone, we found out some hot dirty news about Toad and Frog. It involves the F-word a lot. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

Mike Drucker sits in for Ryan this week -- and he and Brian have a serious talk about Florida, the Everglades, and why Forrest Gump secretly sucks. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Anthony Gallegos, and Max Scoville, with special guest Mike Drucker.

Guest hosts Alanah Pearce and Zach Ryan stop by to help us figure out how many bands old we are, and which celebrities we could most convincingly pretend to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Anthony Gallegos, with special guests Alanah Pearce and Zach Ryan.

It's time for your latest episode of Max Scoville's Yucky Boobies Monthly, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Our best friend for life, Applejack, makes his triumphant return this week, before we get really sad about the deaths of NYC's Toys R Us and FAO Schwarz. And have you ever wondered if a horse can throw up? We Google the answer LIVE, because we're all about the facts here. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.