The Comedy Button

We've got the lowdown on career Renaissance faire yeomen (and #yeowomen), and what could happen if they ever enact stricter gun control laws on whatever planet the Predator came from. Starring Brian Altano, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Get ready for a critical, chin-stroking discussion about our very favorite warning label: that wacky cartoon staple, the skull-and-crossbones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Introducing Starchy, the world's #1 potato super-fan, and Al'ekz J'on'zz of the River Folk, the star of Middle-earth: Shadow of Infowars. Starring Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Marty Sliva.

It's our landmark 300th episode! What better way to celebrate this milestone than reminiscing about the world's first podcast circa 1910, wondering what our pets think of our poops, and trying to figure out exactly WTF a goulash even is. In other words, we're awful at celebrating milestones. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we discuss the three founding founders of modern comedy: Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler, and Ed (that fictional baseball-playing monkey from that movie with Matt LeBlanc). We also talk about quicksand, silo explosions, Pecos Bill, popcorn, pizza conventions, action figures, and which form of transportation we'd live in. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville. In loving memory...

We don't know much about babies, but we definitely know a lot about terrible restaurants and dumb cereal box prizes. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Scott went to Michigan again, and... well, Michigan still sucks, everybody. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

What do you do when you're in Germany? Well, if you're Brian Altano, you visit a haunted puppet shop and bring your friends a loot crate filled with garbage. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville.

In what is clearly our best episode ever, Ryan hijacks show-hosting duties to explain how he and his father were jointly unable to figure out how a microwave works. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

For your consideration, we present "Ryan Orders Room Service: A Short Play." Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Our pal Jack DeVries joins us to answer what is by far the weirdest and darkest dating question we've ever considered. Welcome to the HORROR BUTTON. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Marty Sliva tells us what it's like to be a pub trivia master, and bonds with Ryan over their shared useless knowledge of the Saw film series. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Welcome to the Comedy Button... now co-hosted by an Emmy award-nominated producer! One more item off the bucket list. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Ryan Scott, with special guest Marty Sliva.

Facebook is a bunch of spam bots, the Internet is full of clickbait, and computers ruin everything. Now listen to our podcast about dumb dishes and stupid awful food. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Don't do drugs, kids -- otherwise you'll find yourselves in conversations about Goosebumps, dank memes, Zelda sex toys, and pineapple pangus. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Anthony Gallegos returns! Our old friend's been dealing in shady second-hand motorcycles, nursing a growing collection of pests, and gearing up to participate in a medical study where he gets pumped full of drugs for money. Some things never change. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Anthony Gallegos.

Our pal Jared Petty stops by to tell us about some super-bodacious skeletons and siiiiiiiiick Trapper Keeper designs. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jared Petty.

We get all sexy with our ASCII skills, and Brian tells us about his latest weird trip to Japan. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Little-known fact: 1705 was a great year. We wouldn't believe it either, if we hadn't just made that up. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Marty Sliva is here to help us figure out whether Limp Bizkit vocalist Fred Durst was cool, and reminisce about our favorite fictional portrayals of that hilarious go-to comedy bit, depression. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville with special guest Marty Sliva.

We're sick of all those old, stale, crusty mom jokes... so we've got some real, real good dad jokes for you instead. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

This week, we join in on the adventures of the world's most oblivious farmer/zookeeper, and stuff some old dusty mummies in some loot crates. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Brian becomes our resident astronomer, Ryan shares his favorite peanut butter recipes, and Scott reminisces about how incredibly lawsuit-prone the Jelly Belly Factory used to be. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.

Let's go to Disney World, get drunk at Epcot Center, and laugh at alligators (AKA nature's car accidents). Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, and Max Scoville, with special guest Jack DeVries.

Want to indulge in exotic eateries, and dine on strange and unusual offerings of the fast food gods? Just get in your car and drive, like, an hour, dude. These are the weird and bizarre fast food restaurants we've been to... and want to go to. Starring Brian Altano, Scott Bromley, Ryan Scott, and Max Scoville.