The Comedian Next Door

Tabby brought her new baby, and Andrew is home on military leave!  So--join us for a noisy chat, Branyan Sibling Style.  What does an unmarried 25-year-old male think is an average size for a newborn?  And whose fault is it, really, that Andrew is always the last to hear family news? You be the judge, Neighbor. And, Later:  Does God care about tattoos and cigarettes?  &nbs...

Hey, Neighbor!  Luke's microphone isn't switched on, and it distracts us from sharing all the intricate Baby Details.  But--rest assured--Tabby had her baby.   While the Peaches was supporting the birthing mother, Juan and John and Luke were attending the Christian Comedy Association Conference.  There were some very encouraging testimonies shared during that time.  L...

We have a special Someone at the table today--though we can't decide whether he's a "guest" or a "friend."  One thing we DO know for sure is, we are pretty slap-happy to have a few days with Juan DeVevo... Did you know disc golf brands like to NAME the various discs? Usually they come with names like "Punisher" or "Intimidater."  But Juan wants to market a line of more peaceful-sounding...

Hey, Neighbor! The Comedian's family lives within 75 miles of the Indy 500 race track, so we settle a very important question:  does racing count as a "sport?"  And can we call the competitors "athletes" when they sit in a car all afternoon? Then:  Just a little more Labor/Birth talk... (Spoilers: Tabby is still pregnant!) (Also, apparently nobody knew what the date was when we reco...

Last week, we were jolly and funny.  This week: some of us are a little grouchier...and sunburnt...  The Peaches' water bottle went missing at the soccer game.  And, what's with the lack of "booing" from the Branyan, McKinney, and Farkas section?!?! Where's the loyalty?!    Not to mention: John's 4-year-old grandson was being veeeeeery virtuous today. He couldn't help noti...

Our family spent several hours sharing Big Thoughts after church (before we started recording), so now we're ready to just shoot the breeze... Join us for this lighthearted chat.   Why does Luke like spaghetti--but not lasagna? How many clothes can be squeezed into a standard washing machine?  John gives an update on his landscaping projects. (Spoiler: John is turning into an old ma...

Hey, Neighbor!  There are babies due to be born in our family over the next few weeks, so we're talking about the birth process!  What do "real" contractions feel like? How can we distinguish between "early" labor and "active" labor?  Maybe you weren't expecting this conversation, Neighbor, but it sure beats talking about disc golf!   Riiiiiiiight? Next:  Communicatio...

It's the season for MOLE HUNTING.  If you don't remember The Podcast Ninja's technique, he shares all the gory details again in this episode.  Next, John talks about his big plans to avoid yard work...   (Psssst, he's going to be sorely disappointed, Neighbor!)  Then, Luke tells us the thing that John shared at Church today that felt noteworthy and then he forgot and then...

First, let's talk about making cake for no reason... And,we need a short word-study, because the word "bi-weekly" has too many definitions. Next:  John has been watching lots of videos of sermons from Charismatic preachers.  This false doctrine happens to be the very first theological question that Luke and the Peaches tackled before they got married! Later:  A friend of John's almo...

Well, Neighbor, it has been TOO LONG since we talked about disc golf!  Go get yourself some discs, so you don't have to be left out of the recurring conversation.  Next:  We're going to answer all your questions about how to schedule your time...  No, wait, we're going to tell you whether or not to quit your job.   No, actually we're going to talk about productivity.&...

Hey, Neighbor!  Papa John's is selling a pizza featuring crispy "cuppy-roni."  This is worth mentioning at LEAST a few times this episode... Next: there has been a little bit on controversy in the Fight Laugh Feast network. (But, really, what else is new?) Sometimes listeners feel like their favorite hosts aren't practicing what they preach...  The Peaches thinks this speaks to the...

Hey, neighbor! The Peaches and The Ninja have been together longer than they were "single."  They've gone by many names over the years...   But why does Uncle David call John "Scooter?" (Settle in, while Scooter unloads his coffee-related trauma.)  Then: HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY!  We actually know people--in real life--who have swallowed that Kool-Aid.  AND:  O...

It's basketball season, Neighbor, and our NCAA bracket is looking sad!  But legend has it, the Branyan kids once predicted all four of the Final Four teams and won enough money for John to retire for about two hours.  Also, there is DRAMA among the McKinney/West/Farkas cousins.  (No, nothing scandalous.) A group of actors, aged 13 and under, are producing their own musical theater s...

If you're tuning in for this episode, you will be among the first to sample The Podcast Ninja's new Outgoing Personality! (Tell us if you think he's not being "serious" enough.) We tackle other questions like: should men wear a suit and tie to church?  And should adults watch cartoons?... Later: If you want to add rocks to your health and wellness journey, we have a great opportunity for you!...

Welcome to the table, Pkarlgh.  Our family participated in a huge fundraiser for our local Christian school--and we were very encouraged! Many hands make for light work... It's great to be part of a functioning community! Then:  If you're hearing us talk about this well-oiled machine and wishing your community was as Perfect as ours, let us remind you that we are very critical of parachu...

Hi, Neighbor!  John and Luke called an "audible" at church last week and switched up the communion prep system.  Who's going to be mad about that?  (Well, some people might.)  If you start taking responsibility and making decisions then you will deal with some pushback. But, overall, you will be a HUGE ASSET to a healthy church (or soccer program).  Leaders take initiative...

Hey, Neighbor! We thought we uploaded this episode ON TIME, but technical difficulties occurred... Better late than never!  

It's snowy in Indiana--but the Peaches broke a power pole back when the roads were basically clear.  Luke did a show with Dave Dugan, and John did a show in Wisconsin (Wa-Keh-Shaw). Were these "good" events or "bad" ones? It totally depends on your perspective!  Any single event could be both good and bad, or both challenging and successful at the same time. John still gets rushes of adr...

Hey, Neighbor, we're recording on Superbowl Sunday...  not to be confused with Tuesdays with Taylor... (By the way, are you the Master of your own Sea?) Then: Not only do Christians like to identify as "Sinners," but we like to sanitize the behavior of the Unbelievers. We want to give them the benefit of the doubt--even though they are Lost. Later: We tried to raise Luke's bloodpressure with...

We have an extra guest at the table today, Neighbor!  Also, John's sons-in-law created a video game character who is almost indescribably ugly.  But we try anyway. Either way--let's get down to business...  Transformers and electronic tablets are for Christians/Saints--not for Sinners. Boy, this is a controversial topic in our community right now.  Is it wise to refer to Christ...

Hey, Neighbor.  Our beloved YouTube show, Starving Comics, is coming to an end.  (Or, it has already come to an end--since you're listening after the end.)  We hope you're thoroughly confused. Or at least angry.  If you're sad, we can definitely give you a different emotion to experience...   By the way, make note of the fact that Kevin James has a new comedy special,...

We are pretty cold over here, Neighbor! Wrap up in your fleece blanket, and you'll fit right in... Luke wants to talk about CHURCH DISCIPLINE today. Let's see if this topic is as controversial as the last one he picked... Plus, the Peaches went to an MLK service at an urban church. (What a trip!)  Can we weave these two things together? Later:  Luke shares a post from a woman who is outr...

Welcome to the table, Neighbor! The kids are playing in the background, and the PodNinja is feeling more talkative than usual... To kick things off, John shares why he hopes he gets invited to host the Golden Globes.  Next:   he Church love to retreat.  Most Christians think they are leaving a "neutral ground" in the middle of the battle field, but that's not how it works!&nbsp...

Hey, Neighbor! The Podcast Ninja had a run-in with a power tool that might leave you feeling a bit light headed.  Then, John shares his New Year's Message for young people... don't promise stuff if you don't really mean it. Words matter, and "semantics" matter. Which brings us to another point:  AMERICANS ARE SHOCKINGLY ILLITERATE.  (We bring statistics!)  Why does John hate au...

Hey, Neighbor! This episode was supposed to air on Christmas Day...   but OOPS! Enjoy this late gift, from us. --The Comedian's Family