Myke & Ryan
The Cologne Podcast
EVERY MONDAY: Join best friends Myke and Ryan as they take on the world of fragrances with unfiltered humor and uneducated opinions. Each episode, they'll sniff out a new scent and give their honest, foul-mouthed review. From high-end colognes to drugstore bargains, no fragrance is off-limits. Brace yourself for an irreverent, no-holds-barred approach to fragrance reviews.
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Jun 28, 2026
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Episodes
#301 - Tom Ford For Men Extreme: A Discontinued Disagreement 16.12.2024 29:42
Join us as we wax nostalgic over Tom Ford for Men Extreme, with its spicy masculine allure that some of us can't get enough of, while others are left scratching their heads—or rather, noses. We even revisit Camel Totem's laugh-out-loud review, which likens the scent to a cat's unexpected, uh, display of affection. But the fragrance follies don't end there! We get swept away by...
#300 - Triumph of Bacchus by Argos: A Female's Perspective 09.12.2024 27:42
Ever smelled something that reminds you of food leftovers? We sure have, and on our 300th episode of the Cologne Podcast, returning guest Nikki joins us to revisit a fragrance that's as nostalgic as it is controversial. We find ourselves laughing over a review comparing it to Thanksgiving leftovers and fondly remember Nikki's kitchen skills. As we move on to our one-night stand review of...
#299 - What did we wear for Thanksgiving? 02.12.2024 20:54
As the holidays approach, the warmth of Thanksgiving brings into sharp focus the importance of our human connections, especially in times of loss. We share personal stories of navigating the holiday season without loved ones and reflect on the bittersweet nature of these experiences. From aiding a friend during Christmas photo shoots to observing the often unseen struggles behind gleaming family p...
#298 - Red Colorado by M. Micallef 25.11.2024 31:20
Imagine stepping into the rugged beauty of Colorado with just a spritz of perfume. On this episode of the Cologne Podcast, we kick off with a shared love of the great outdoors and our anticipation for M. Micallef's Red Colorado, a fragrance that promises to bottle the essence of mountainous escapes. Alongside our stories of living and exploring the majestic landscapes of Colorado, we also ref...
#297 - Insidious Absolue: Dan's New Fleet of Fragrances at Insider 18.11.2024 42:18
COLOGNE15 at Insiderparfums.com Ever wondered what goes into creating a fragrance that captivates the senses and stirs emotions? We promise to unravel the artistry and ambition behind Insidious Absolue, a scent that takes inspiration from Creed's Absolu Aventus. Join us with our friend Dan @fragrance_weirdo, as we navigate the delicate balance of innovation and expectation when launching a...
#296 - Boss Bottled Absolu With TLTG Reviews 11.11.2024 55:27
Fragrance enthusiasts, prepare for an aromatic journey as Ross from TLTG Reviews joins us to share his expert insights on the world of scents. Ever wondered why some leather notes captivate while others fall flat? Ross delves into the intriguing contrast between Boss Bottled Absolute and the somewhat disappointing Spicebomb. We take you through a reminiscence of memorable fragrances like Infrared...
#295 - Tom Ford for Men by Tom Ford 04.11.2024 23:45
Imagine being transported back to 2007, a time when the air was filled with excitement and anticipation around the launch of Tom Ford for Men. Join us as we recollect the robust, citrusy journey of this iconic fragrance, which was sent to us by none other than our friend and fragrance connoisseur, Jonathan Bleep. With a touch of humor, we share the story behind its discontinuation in 2016, our edi...
#294 - Oud For Greatness Neo by Initio Parfums 28.10.2024 26:29
We are exploring the latest flanker that has stirred quite the debate. With Landon CP’s intriguing description of a "super metallic, weirdly dark green" vibe and Ryan's less favorable comparison to old balloons, we navigate our own impressions of this complex scent. As we reminisce and reflect, we embrace the nostalgia and curiosity that fragrances can bring, while acknowledging tha...
#293 - Le Beau by Jean Paul Gaultier 22.10.2024 32:05
What's the connection between a high school locker room and a classic Jean Paul Gaultier fragrance? We explore this hilariously in our latest episode, where we dive nose-first into the intriguing world of colognes, especially focusing on La Male Le Beau. Alongside a nostalgic nod to "Last Action Hero" and caffeine-fuelled discussions courtesy of Starbucks espresso, we're surpri...
#292 - Million Gold by Rabanne 21.10.2024 26:33
Have you ever wondered how a scent can transform your mood or define a moment? Join us, Myke and Ryan, on a fragrant escapade as we navigate through the aromatic world of Million Gold by Rabanne, a perfume that has caught our curiosity since its rebranding from the iconic Paco Rabanne. We laugh our way through a quirky review dubbed Dior Sausage, which amusingly likens a scent to curry, and revisi...
#291 - African Leather By Memo Paris (With Rikki) 15.10.2024 33:19
We, along with our gal pal Rikki, dive into the curious world of the Dirty Night Fragrance, pondering the diverse personalities it might suit—from the buttoned-up office worker to the rugged oil field laborer. We dissect its sour, icy-hot aroma and express surprise over its enduring $550 price tag, even after nine years on the market. Through humor and straightforward critiques, we explore how thi...
#290 - Iommi Monkey Special by Xerjoff 14.10.2024 29:17
What if your favorite fragrance could tell tales of rock legends and occult mysteries? Buckle up for a whirlwind aromatic escapade as we sample Xerjoff's Tony Iommi Monkey Special, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, David. Get ready for a burst of laughter with our first impressions and the hilarious feedback from a listener who stresses the perils of buying before trying. We reminisce...
#289 - Tom Ford's New Release: Black Lacquer 07.10.2024 27:58
Join us as we unravel the enigma of Tom Ford's latest fragrance, Black Lacquer. With notes of ink and vinyl that leave us both intrigued and baffled, we speculate on its untold story and draw from Ford's history of evocative scents. From the nostalgic aroma of new construction that reminds us of family to our critique of the fragrance’s premium pricing without a clear narrative, this epi...
#288 - Tom Ford's Fucking Fabulous: A Female's Perspective 30.09.2024 22:03
Is Tom Ford's "Fucking Fabulous" worth the hype, or just a fancy name with an equally fancy price tag? Join us, along with our delightful guest Nikki, as we embark on a fragrant escapade filled with unfiltered opinions and witty banter. Nikki's candid and often hilarious takes breathe new life into our review, making this episode an absolute must-listen. We also tackle our past...
#287 - Delphinus: Another New Release By Creed 24.09.2024 25:03
What if we told you that a fragrance could cause a rift as deep as an emotional heartbreak? Brace yourselves for a belly full of laughs and the occasional wince as we catch up on caffeine cravings and a back injury that left us in more pain than a bad breakup. We then turn our attention to Creed’s latest release, "Delphinus," sharing our candid first impressions of its amber-colored bott...
#286 - Chris Hits 100K: Frag-Mental's YouTube Journey 23.09.2024 45:24
What does it take to turn a passion into a full-time career? Join us on the Cologne Podcast as we celebrate a monumental achievement with Chris from Frag-Mental, who has amassed 100,000 YouTube subscribers after seven years of relentless dedication. We dive deep into Chris's transformation from a personal trainer to a full-time YouTuber, discussing the evolution of his content—from unscripted...
#285 - Centaurus: A New Release From Creed 16.09.2024 25:30
Is Creed's Centaurus a masterful blend or a mishap reminiscent of cough syrup? We kick off our latest episode with our unfiltered takes on this polarizing fragrance, sparked by a vivid review off Fragrantica. We then pivot to an intriguing one-night stand with Tom Ford's new Ombre Leather. Its longevity impressed us, but its alignment with the rest of the Ombre Leather line left us scrat...
#284 - Eau D'Ombre Leather by Tom Ford 09.09.2024 27:27
Is Tom Ford's Eau D'Ombre Leather the masterpiece of colognes, or another overhyped letdown? Join us on this aromatic escapade as we dissect, analyze, and banter about the scent profiles of some of the most intriguing fragrances. We kickstart with a lighthearted debate on Ombre Leather, pondering if it’s a perfect blend of skanky, sweet, or fresh. Humorous digs at Fragrantica reviews set...
#283 - Allure Homme Sport Superleggera by Chanel 02.09.2024 30:12
Ever wondered what it feels like to wear a fragrance so powerful it might just overwhelm you? Or how about the surprising delight of finding a high-end designer cologne that defies expectations? Join us for a fragrance journey where we kick things off with a vibrant and humorous review of Chanel's Allure Homme Sport Superleggera. Despite life's ups and downs, we bring our passion and wit...
#282 - Eros Energy by Versace 27.08.2024 26:35
Ready to uncover the secrets behind some of the hottest new fragrances on the market? This episode promises an exhilarating review of the eagerly-awaited Versace Eros Energy. We jump into the everyday appeal and striking citrus notes that have fragrance enthusiasts buzzing, including some people on Fragrantica. But it's not all sunshine and lemon zest—we also tackle the chaotic release proces...
#281 - Red Tobacco Intense by Mancera 26.08.2024 27:05
Is 'Intense' just industry jargon, or does it truly signify a stronger fragrance? Join us as we embark on a sensory adventure, starting with our first impressions of Mancera's Red Tobacco Intense, graciously sent by our Patreon supporter, Michael J. We dive into a mixed Fragrantica review, scrutinizing its floral, musky, and intimate projection qualities. Our discussion then pivots...
#280 - The New Sauvage Eau Forte by Dior 15.08.2024 23:28
Dive into the water based Dior Sauvage Eau Forte. We'll share our unfiltered opinions on this popular scent and reveal the winner of our latest giveaway. From there, we unpack our recent encounter with Spicebomb Dark Leather and discuss its strengths and flaws. Our "One Night Stand Review" of Kajal Lamar Caviar is filled with admiration for its unexpected longevity and intriguing sc...
#279 - Lamar Caviar by Kajal: A PearleSCENT Perfume 13.08.2024 27:16
What if your favorite fragrance could be both a statement piece and a versatile everyday scent? Get ready to embark on a sniff-tastic journey as we share our hilarious escapade of snagging the elusive Kajal Lamar Caviar from Milan, thanks to a generous fragrance influencer. Before we dissect this intriguing water-based aroma with pearls resembling caviar, we'll entertain you with our "on...
#278 - The Bleepin' Spicebomb Dark Leather Episode 12.08.2024 28:48
Ever wondered if the much-hyped Spice Bomb Dark Leather lives up to its legendary status? Join us on an aromatic adventure as we finally get our hands on this elusive fragrance and share our candid thoughts on its scent and branding. We also dive into the fresh waters of Dior Sauvage Eau Forte and give you a sneak peek of our upcoming Kajal's Lamar Caviar review. Plus, we’re thanking our patr...
#277 - World's Most Popular Fragrance: Khamrah by Lataffa 17.06.2024 27:40
What makes Khamrah the fragrance that's capturing everyone's attention? Join us as we embark on a week-long sensory journey with this renowned scent, generously gifted by our Patreon friend, Perfume Tea from up north. We scrutinize whether it truly stands up to the buzz it's generating, especially when compared to Oud for Glory and the celebrated Angel Share by Killian. With no hold...
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