The CnD NBA Show

The new juggernaut Timberwolves podcast, The Boylynx, join Chelanga and Dylan to discuss Corey Brewer, Gorgui Dieng, best Wolves couples for reality tv, surprises, expectations, A-Rod's tan, and fears for the playoffs.

Chelanga and Dylan discuss the ASG, All-Star Weekend, Voting in this year's election, and Mike Conley's extension. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Chelanga and Dylan dive into trade deadline news, Monte Morris, Jaden McDaniels Freezing Cold Take of the North, Jayson Tatum should be obvious for MVP (2k Team of the Week), and the greatest NBA Defenders of All-Time. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Chelanga and Dylan discuss the 62 point game, Terry Rozier, Finch, KAT, Ant.. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Our King Gorgui Dieng has retired, Adam Silver should retire, and Ant has some more big lessons to learn. The NBA is Every Villain Is Lemons.

Chelanga and Dylan break down which Family Guy characters should be in Fortnite, Andrew Wiggins stubbing his finger, Hundred Acre Woods ranked by intelligence, Lakers landing DeMar or LaVine, The Daily Wire's Lady Ballers, and who are the Timberwolves fan base's friends and foes? Should that have been a period or exclamation mark. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd...

The Wolves defeated the Thunder, and Chelanga and Dylan dive right into it before discussing the Josh Giddey situation and the Mavericks sale. Earmuffs for Deej's children at the 26 minute mark (trigger warning). Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Chelanga and Dylan hate on th*nksgiving, love on Andre 3k, fight on EPM, and each share 1 thing they love and hate to start the season before the Michael Rapaport roast. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Chelanga and Dylan aren't waiting for the other shoe to drop. They know exactly when it will, and it's when the Timberwolves are swept out of the playoffs in the first round versus the 8 seed Suns. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

The Minnesota Timberwolves: There's something here! On this episode, the guys get weird with a howler, talk Zach Lavine destinations and the Brawl in the Bay! Then, the king himself,  Tom (@tschreier3) joins the show to assess where the Wolves are at right now. Don't forget to get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at Jakesgraphs.com/cnd using access code: ROLLCALL.

On today's Sode, Chelanga and Dylan critique Bomani's Karl takes, Wemby for Ant, KAT being Benjamin Button KG, and they address why Stephen A. Smith needs to cancel his podcast for the crime of being boring. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Chelanga and Dylan definitely do not take this one too far we promise.

Chelanga and Dylan discuss some real stupid news and dive into the rout of the reigning NBA Champs. And yes that is a weed joke. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

[courtesy of @Kgformvp211 and Parkway Pizza] Chelanga and Dylan talk Dwight Howard, James Harden in MN, the Naz Reid game, and then they recap their Western Conference playoff seeds from their Season Preview Draft since Dylan deleted the podcast where they went through team by team. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

This was clickbait to get you to listen to this episode of the CnD NBA Show with Chelanga Langason and Dylan. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Before diving back into the Power Rankings Draft, Chelanga and Dylan discuss their hurt in the Israel-Palestine War and what can be done to prevent more needless violence. [5 minutes in] Then they get back to basketball for the second half, where they reveal their 4 best teams in the East. [36 minutes in] Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "roll...

Chelanga and Dylan draft their picks for 11th-5th in the East. Stay Tuned for the rest of the East and West contenders, coming later this week! Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"! 

Chelanga and Dylan draft their worst teams for next season. Stay Tuned for the post season contenders, coming later this week! Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!  

Every year, Chelanga and Dylan update their algorithm that reveals the greatest Timberwolves, adding one more for each year the Timberwolves franchise has existed.

Chelanga and Dylan talk Yung Vomit revealing the new City Edition Jerseys, Fiba and then state of the Wolves with Andrew Dukowitz. Don't forget to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall"!

Chelanga and Dylan start by discussing Ricky Rubio and the All-Mental Health NBA Team, Anthony Davis' massive contract, and then they debate the best white Americans in the NBA now.

Before Chelanga and Dylan defend Ant as a top 10 piece, they briefly discuss Rudy Gobert's 3 point practice. At about the halfway point they react to Tucker Carlson riding in South Central with the Big 3's Ice Cube. Remember to buy your Slomosexual T-Shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd with the Promo Code "rollcall".

We've got quite the episode for you here. We start with Jaylen Brown's supermax extension and then go down into the rabbit hole that is our f---ed up little twisted minds. Hop aboard the anti-capitalist agenda train and enjoy this wild ride, folks! Get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd using code ROLLCALL

WOAH The CnD Boys and the Crunch Wears No Pants Super Show Extravaganza is here! This wild episode takes so many turns. We talk about why white people from Marshall Minnesota hate Karl, Dylan and Chelanga try to convince the CWNP crew to trade Jaden McDaniels and we try to guess a Random Wolf of the Week (RWOW). Get your SLOMOSEXUAL shirt at jakesgraphs.com/cnd

Victor Wembanyama news-ish, and then around the 25 minute mark the boys get back to basketball. smh wth