The Clarey Podcast

Cappy visits The Great One and they ramble about liberal arts majors, The Netherlands, Adam Piggott, hot chicks, and do some Asshole Consulting.

This is an important interview because before the "Cortes Crisis" I used to think the percent of women that hate or outright disregard men as sentient, fellow human beings was very small. Perhaps relegated to the delusional misandrist 10% that populate the world of Salon, XOJane, and American Universities. But a simple list on female beauty propelled AJ into the global stage. A list that was at wo...

Cappy and Rollo shoot the breeze and field some Asshole Consulting questions!

The Great Recession Was Wonderful. Black Men with Droopy Pants. Playing Your Rap Music While Hiking Cause you Have No Penis. Women make horrible men.

Cappy rambles on about bums, Western Union, how white people hands down win being bums, Captain Marvel, Ocasio Cortez, Amazon leaves, Capital Flight and MORE!

Cappy rips apart a teacher more than ever before. Points out kids are luxury items that if you can't afford you shouldn't have. All the cool meetup groups are closed to Cappy. Networking is stupid. Why 58 Year Old Social Workers are More Important than Children.

The Clarey Podcast #281 - The "Did You Eat?" Episode by Aaron Clarey

"The Mistakeless Economy" The "Stupid People Economic Fallacy" Is Corporate Virtue Signaling Dead? Ain't No White Guys in Commercials Anymore. It Wouldn't Matter if We Killed Half the Men in America.

YouTube as a Southern Sheriff. People at Airports Late at Night. Homeownership Breeds Masculinity. Women will NEVER Learn to Fix Things. Fifth Thirds Bank Masters Virtue Signaling. The End of White Knighting. The Death of Pinup Girls.

DT and Cappy discuss: Essential oils. Fantasy Sportsball and Fantasy Draft Why Cappy is Putting Some Content Behind a Pay Wall Thomas Paine was a Commie?? Fedoras. Majoring in Dungeons and Dragons.

Big Four Accounting Experience NOT NECESSARY for success. Tall girls. We are pro tall girls. Baby boomers suck Part 783 Auditing Wesley Snipes. Radio "Personalities" Cappy's Molyneux voice impersonation.

The media is caught lying, blatantly. Never trust the media. Protesting is stupid. Bikini hiker. Having multiple wives...would be a pain in the ass. Black Albinos. Tent City...still tents.

Cappy and Elkins talk about day time TV shows, soap operas, lying in your dating profile, and take on a ton of superchat questions!

Cappy and DT discuss: Gillette's shameless SJW virtue signaling. Why you only need to work 3 hours a day at work. The positive sides of suicide. Why the fuck don't people realize they're going to die?

Cappy sees a rare Perfect 10 and just enjoys the view. The 2019 Oscars will be the worst in history Women Know PRECISELY What Men Want...they just refuse to give it to them.

Quiet venues. Punching bratty children in the teeth. Riding the Bus. "Masculinity is a Mental Disorder" according to the APA.

Cappy and Elkins talk about taxes, busy season, the acceptable pounds per inch for women, buying houses in Portland, lying to women, and more! Asshole Consulting: http://www.assholeconsulting.com Podcast: https://soundcloud.com/aaron-clarey/ Older Brother: http://www.olderbrother.com Books: http://www.amazon.com/Aaron-Clarey/e/... Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/aaronclarey Blog: http://captaincap...

Can't Get Enough White Caulk Liberal Arts Majors Cleaning Horse Vagina (no joke) "Where are They Now?" "Asshole Consulting Gift Cards" The Dick Show's $21,000 Patreon Terrence Popp's Ringtone.

Moving to South Dakota. College football players should get paid...and get out of college. The favors sheep do superior people. Nobody keeps up. Cappy's "It's a Wonderful Life"

Superchat Questions. How women derive their value in America. Employers get their final due as employees "Ghost" them.

People's fear of "normal mental illness." Parents going into debt for their childrens' worthless degrees. The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment. Britain bans "stereotyping advertising." Baby Boomers OFFICIALLY the "Most Lonely Generation."

When dating was fun. Dating for short guys. Seattle and Portland people. Chivalry is old hat.

Cappy's Global Domination Dream Team. Oprah is powerful. Facebook bans sex. Cappy would become a Jew if he had to choose. Slamming on Minnesota Vikings fans.

Cappy and John Steele field Asshole Consulting questions and superchat questions. TUNE IN and enjoy the show about mail order brides, living in Portland, investment property, nursing, and more!

Cappy and Adam field more Asshole Consulting questions, including: Losing friends because you're a Trump supporter. Your uber Christian parents. Dating after divorce...or not. Your Japanese Anime Girlfriend Pillow. How to sustain a successful society.