The Cider Shed - Ploughing through BBC's 'The Archers'

Without Keri's Jim-like presence Peter and Matthew run riot in the grubby ball pit that was this week's The Archers. Topics covered include: Shaking Stevens (kind of), 70s lifts without doors, Graham Potter, Always Sunny, German Taxis, Fishponds and we reveal the identity of Treeboy. Somewhere in between we covered: • If there's a Russell in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. He's just hiding fr...

This week Peter and Matthew buried the podcast in a field, went for a few free pints then dug it up again. There's talk of 80s Majorcan holidays, Bigtrak ownership, The Sisters of Mercy, Comrade Curtis Stigers and vampire classic The Hunger.  Somewhere in between we covered: • Russ, Josh, Freddie or George : Was it interfamilial guinea pig lust or ravey baby gravy?  • Shula takes a longe...

We see your future. The next 42 minutes of your life will be filled with wit and merriment. Keri, Peter and Matthew talk horoscopes, Star Wars, Paul Newman and much MUCH more. Oh and this Archers stuff: • Game over : Is Ruairi's brush with the oldest profession going to end in tears?  • Heavy vetting latest : Could there be a Denise fan outing? • George continues his journey to the dark...

Hey everyone, In our latest episode while Peter was away, Keri and Matthew took turns dunking each other in the paddling pool of insanity that was this week's The Archers. In between all of that we agreed to disagree on Hot Chip, asked 'have you ever spoken to a rock star and didn't know it?' and we touched on unfortunately shaped ceramics. First in at the deep end are: Mick Shagger: Do we trust t...

This week Keri and Peter are rejoined by Matthew down in Lisbon, sounding like he's commentating on the 1967 European Cup final.  In between whistling neighbours, Jethro Tull and the latest from The Ambridge Farmer's Conference, we pulled on our bath robes and looked deep into:  • "She's sent the copper the wrong way!" : Lynda puts Harrison on the spotkick duty.  • "I'm getting nutt...

With Matthew away, it is left to Keri and Peter to wade through: • The interfamilial politics of stained glass windows.  • Justin being a dreadful human being at home, work and the vet's surgery.  • The knack to getting crack babies off to sleep: Tony's special rock.  • Buying chips for homeless men.  • Scampi as an aphrodisiac. To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review...

Join us this week as a submissive Keri, Peter and Matthew are pegged back by a dominantly weird week in The Archers. Under royal review are: • Male fraud: George burns, Harrison Burns, we ALL burn.  • Tales from beyond the rave: Did Russ and Chelsea get too loved up? • The Horrobin Theorem: This genius plotline doesn't quite add up. • Rip it up and start again: Chris and Alice are bringing ou...

While Peter was away, Keri and Matthew weighed in on 'It's a Knockout' nostalgia, bikes vs trikes, open bars at cinemas (Y or N?) Oh, and THAT leadership race. In between slices of rhubarb hedgehog, we nibbled on: Who wants to be a Millionaire Shortbread eater? No one, apparently. New twins just dropped. Imagine being born into THAT family. Shula considers the missionary position. Can we help you...

We wanna tell you a story. About a village we know. When it comes to farming, They....oh whatevz....  This week: • Rise of The Machines: Brad gets his arse telehanded to him. • Adam vs the W.I.: This storyline will take some topping.  • Justin for PM: Well he's a big enough c$#t. Please give us a vote for listener's choice category in the British podcast awards if you fancy us/it: https:...

This week, Keri and Matthew tried to fill a Peter shaped hole with talk of snakebite, 'A Place in the Sun', earthquakes and how you like your cheese: wax on or wax off? We also discussed: If you lie pathologically, Steph, you pack your bags. Them's the breaks. Willy Potter and The Ceramics of Dreams. Will Will's wiley skills pay the bills? Lynda decides her fete (is getting bankrolled by Oliver)....

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew are all sorted for cheese and jizz. It's not like it sounds, honest. Pack a whistle and a puffer jacket, we're going raving.  The four we can do you for a tenner are: • Steph stops smashing the back off the pinata and swings for Ben instead.  • Girlfriend in a Korma? Roy curries favour and Kirsty gets Carrie-d away with Adil. • Alice and Chris. A hugely...

This week, Keri, Peter and and Matthew talk Starships, Pagan fertility festivals and literal 5h1t.  Under social assessment are: • Kirsty shows Adil where the wild things are and possibly finds a soilmate.  • Social Sam takes the biscuit: Chris hires Ashford & Simpson solicitors, serves up Custody Creams whilst Alice tries to Hob Nob.  • Grill Power: Steph cleans the oven and it...

This week, Keri, Peter and the returning Matthew used their words to discuss serial killers, young folk stealing our old music and in some small part, that very odd week in The Archers.  We're 97 per cent sure it's in this order: • Beth and Ben's sex life breaks out all over the ward.  • Natasha's scan spoiler: It's not a sausage and a maxed out credit card.  • Bizarre Love Triage....

This week Keri and Peter get smashed into a big sugary yogic rush of an Ambridge week, sans Matthew who was quite busy ecstatic dancing in a field. In between you'll hear Keri lose her Latvian citizenship in straight sets and Peter recall the horny yoga of the sunshine state. Your specials are: • Jim and Jazzer: A moving moving. We Stan (Smith).  • Brian in a Leotard. Thoughts, Keri? KERIII?!...

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew discuss the life expectancy of tarantulas, being paid for sex, doing a runner from restaurants and whether 'Spag Bol' is more offensive than 'Pl**ty J**bz'. Free bonus: There's a little surprise for the gang when Peter goes off with a trademark bang and you all get to see behind The Cider Shed curtain a little bit. Oh, wait, what? The Archers? Yes, we did that to...

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew want a word. And don't you dare take a phonecall.  • Nagatha Christie. Could the farrier's dark horse dealings be under investigation? • Felpersham kitchens latest: Fern cottons on and Justin reshuffles his cabinets. • Denise, Denise. He's got a crush on you. Is Alistair in heat? Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Message us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/...

This week, Peter, Keri and Matthew get their assets out for a forensic going over. Included in our portfolio are: "On behoof of my client...". Will Chris get a shoeing? Mia and Chelsea and Freddie and Lily. When we go high, they go Lower Loxley.  Imperfect plodding competition. WTAF is going on with that Eton Mess of a storyline? Quick paint job guv? Roy's ex-colleagues put 'Tucker' into the...

Come one, come all. No, not you, Tony. While Peter was away at bootcamp, Keri and Matthew had a series of happy accidents. Down from the shelves came: Real Jills eat (niche) quiches. Fallon's creamy field of dreams. If you build it, they will fight. Tony can only come when Pat allows him. And poor Lee has to umpire. The great rep-deception. Is Jazzer out of commission? Chelsea wipes the floor with...

This week, Keri, Peter and Matthew boxed up The Archers and threw it in a skip. Then set fire to it.  • We've got a file on you. Tracy's roleplay screws her dole pay.  • Roy always carries a Torch, but for Grey Gables or for a husky-voiced environmentalist? • Ewe got a pretty face. Ed and Eddie discuss Shilf life. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Message us on Twitter:...

Join Peter, Keri and Matthew as they borrow a smart jacket and attempt to win over resistant listeners. We've memorised the following: • They wood fire anything for love, but they won't do that. Ian and Adam refuse to share a slice.  • Groin before wicket. Clarrie strains a muscle and everyone's patience.  • You'll always find him selling kitchens at parties. Tracy fails the Timid-Tam sl...

This week Keri, Peter and Matthew bought a ticket to the world (Ambridge) but now they've come back again. With this: • Oliver needs an HR dept.  • Ruairi can't handle......the truth. • Is Freddie a lovable fool, a colossal bellend, or a lovable colossal foolish bellend? • Ambridge. It's me, I'm Kathy, I've come home. I'm so...... oh, sacked. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Message us on...

A first this week as all three of us recorded the pod whilst on the same body of land.  We put our slurries to the back of our minds and had a go at the following: • Vince's solar system: Panel-beating David into submission. • Ruairi's tales from the crypto seem to be a little sugar-coated. • Adil Shah: Worst hotel guest ever. • Freddie and Josh: More bizarre bunny toiling...

Keri caught covid so Peter and Matthew step their game up and wang on about: • Not sharts. Shah. Adil Shah. • Ruairi the wrong un. • DJ Freddie in da house stately home. • It takes a village to ruin a Martha. and so much more... Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Message us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheCiderShedPod Join the Facebook Group: www.facebook.com/groups/357567078923256/?ref=share...

*** We are having technical issues. Apologies. We will try and sort these out ASAP *** This week Keri, Peter and Matthew have a heart to shart over: • Let Tony eat cake!  • The Berrow bored members kill the storyline.  • Amy has left the building. Elvis is off the leash.  • Busy Mumpreneur Kate offers up Roy to the cosmos and slays a vicar in one week. Email us at: hello@thecidershe...

This week on the pod, Peter, Keri and Matthew discuss famous Yvettes, telegrams to cricketers and Toot and Ploot. We also found time to cover: • Alice finds out about the world’s dullest couple. • Lily comes across a random rampant rabbit. • Justin goes over the boundary. • Ian gets whisked off his feet by the Angel Susan. Email us at: hello@thecidershed.com Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com...