The Cider Shed - Ploughing through BBC's 'The Archers'

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they doomscroll through Bruce Titchener's Tiktok, discuss Bristol's macabre pub doors and what car Harry drives. It's Not Tree Surgery : Emma and Ed get wood (and a loan). Skin Trade : Tony gives Natasha a hiding. There's a Spark : David goes Electric with Vince. Produced by Matthew Weir. To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below. Then...

Ahoy you wonderful lot. This week Keri pays tribute to Simon Bates for some reason and Matthew remembers exactly where he was when Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood presented The Brits. DO YOU??? In between 'Cherry Flings' and 'Flying Elbows', we tried to recall the following: Horsing Around: Harrison gets saddled with a slaughtered Harry. Cock and Bull: David gets all mixed up. Arsehole in One: A dodgy...

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss Harry and Mummy, Adam's lol-factory and Keri faces her toughest ever quiz. There are a host of new board games from The Cider Shed for you to get all giddy about too. Through the viewing window we espied: Culture Wars : Susan and Clarrie leave a welcoming present in Adam's wellies. Under Starter's Orders : A lovely restaurant date with lovely Eve. Gi...

Hey there you fashionable lot. Come join Keri and Matthew as they build bridges with every possible demographic you can think of. We'll see you down the front of a Jolene gig for the following: Bull/Dog : Kenton gets chummy with a four-legged friend. On the Casey : Vince investigates Borchester's dumbest criminals while Jolene stands by her man. Renew your Vows : Brad and Mia patch things up. Prod...

Let Keri and Matthew shepherd you through the graveyard of your deepest Ambridge desires. Hear our Keri get a furball at the thought of Brian's mortality, Helen gets her eggs out at a society reception and Ambridge Madonna Vogues for the very last time (possibly). Oldest drinking topics were: Hay Fever: Lilian gets all dirty for Harry. Purrrfect Day: Brian offloads Hilda on Tony. Dairy Me: Susan a...

Hey Kiddos! Join Keri and Matthew this week as they discuss lambing, David Soul and Mark Morrison. In between a few massages we managed to look over : Is there an Echo in here?: Local journalist Rebecca investigates, but at what price? It's no Ewes: Ed gets fleeced on Blue Monday. Nip it in the bud! : It's a new dawn and Brian is feline good. The 'Other' Shed, number one rated restaurant in London...

Join Keri and Matthew as they segway their way through Pat's joyous birthday, Henry's therapy and Lily's indecent proposal. We've got all the latest messages from our Borsetshire sponsors and Ambridge Madge comes back for a second Vogue-around. While you're here, perhaps we could interest you in the following: Exit Through The Grift Shop: Retail's wagging the dog at Lovell James. They're Rentalist...

Strike a pose with Keri and Matthew as they discuss The Rochelle Factor, The Earl of St Germans on the catwalk and Tracy joining the church of Scientology. In between goes on each other's chocolate dartboards, we aimed for: Bull Shot : Brian suffers Lillian's swigs and arrows. Whole Lotta Pony : Has Chris bought a beast of burden? It's a Titch up! : The funnest fam in The Archers are coming to tow...

We're here to ring in the New Year with you all and we'll be expecting Christmas family dinner style arguments about the following: Suets you Sir: A shop-shy Ed tells Jazzer he wants to branch out. A Load of New Pony: Chris buys Martha Harry in a pony suit. Flirty Harry: Seems the latest horsey toff Feels lucky. Mr Loverman: We pay tribute to Ian Pepperell's playing of Roy Tucker. Rest in Power yo...

Season's greetings everyone! As this year wraps up, join Keri, Matthew and a'popping-back-in-Peter as they cast their eyes back to the hateful, fateful Christmas of 2016. Peter also steps up and tests his recent Archers knowledge in a festive mini quiz, with stunning results! Jill vs Toby. Ruth vs David. The Carol Singer Pervs vs Susan's fishpond. Rob vs everyone at The BL Christmas party.. Get in...

Hey gang, Join Keri and Matthew this week as they wander through Waterloo Station in search of a pub called The Bell. It WILL make sense once you listen. Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUPJ2aR57hyqhmXf0k To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit the link below....

This week join Keri and Matthew as they badger their way through the minutiae of your favourite village of the damned. Pluck It! : Clarrie feels like a Turkey voting for Christmas in July. Flapjack Felons : Shoplifters Tom and Natasha unite and take over. Homes under The Scammer : Who is our mystery phone buyer? Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.u...

What's cooking you lot? Hopefully not a Sweetcorn Gateaux. Join Keri and Matthew as we munch into Tom's minging mind and face our harshest critics. Just resting out of the oven are: Galloping Red Flag: Is Harry after a stable relationship? Tea Room Massacre: Fallon and Emma get a taste of Tom. The Put Down Pun Down: Jakob discovers the joy of laughter. Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in C...

This week in The Cider Shed, we cast our eye back to 1964...... calm down, just kidding, September 2018. Get your pig pheramones on and come dancing! No spoilers but here's the omnibus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZr1J3jyvi8&t=9s Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingtonpantomime?fbclid=PAAaZkJlX0KgZQJo2_hn6z_KQS0CWSyDIkwqnSKmFdPdUP...

Join Keri and Matthew this week as they negotiate a world of Horse Spars, Cheese Pillows and Fussy Gladiators. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!? When Harry met Alice : Swipe right-wing on Ridr. Waiting for Cod : A dying Titch gets jilted for a fish finger butty. Vetimus Minumus : Jakob looks good in leather. Go see Ryan (Our Lee) as Prince Charming in Cinderella : https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/darlingto...

Hey all, Join Keri and Matthew this week as they get all eco-sparkly about The Northern Line, Mark Morrison and Rod Hull. Then, if their big hands can type this next bit, you're reading that we discussed: It's a Cracker! Kenton sticks a rocket up Eddie's quiet cordon. Take Me to Merch: Tracy and Usha plan to turn St Stephen's into a money-spinner. S'will of the People: Jazzer gives the Berrow keyb...

Woooo-oooo!!! Join Matthew Weir-Wolf and Skeri Warbis as they take you on a horror tour of your favourite village of the damned. It's got thrills, hills and Rex's ill will. At the bottom of the sweet basket we found: Rob hurt The Bruce, Bruce hurt The Rob : Alan dodges a post-baptismal pint with The Archers' funnest family. Trees a Charm : Alistair and Denise get served a second slice of fate in t...

Join Keri and Matthew as they go off like a banger under a twat this week. We dream of a world of quiet Archers, quiet fireworks and fish slaps for the worst of us. Let us hold your hand through the following: Meeurrr Heart Attack: Ambridge's Eco-Warrior proves she can fell mighty Noakes. Saint Lee: Our favourite Karate Kid puts Mr Wen's meal for one on speed dial. Handy Man: Ian needs to let go t...

Hey everyone, This week we learn about the life expectancy of Land Snails and how that directly affects one of the hosts. We discuss Cheese-orcisms and Keri tells of the time she turned into the fastest woman on earth. You can also reserve a seat for Ambridge's HOTTEST XXX movie and/or shake and stir yourselves to a quantum of Archers' Bond titles. In between The Cure and 007, we discussed: Canny...

This week Ryan Early (aka Lee) the Beechwood Bruce Lee joined Keri and Matthew to discuss what lies ahead for him and Helen, THAT scene with Rob and his elevation to complete soap opera omnipresence. In between we covered: Rob Titchener is a : Fill in the blanks. He's on The Highway to Snell : Adil takes a roadtrip on the sound advice of his landlady. Guinea good or Guinea fowl : Is George suddenl...

What connects The Flat Earth society, Robert Palmer, Cabbage Patch Dolls and Patrick Swayze? Find out, in this week's episode of The Cider Shed. We pay tribute to the former finest BnB in Ambridge and hear about Borchester's hottest new club night. We also test out our new robot friend The 'Factotron'. In a clearing in the woods, we found: Rob/Rev Redemption: Usha slam dunks The Titchener. Bradled...

This week join Keri and Matthew as they navigate their way around Ambridge without touching on THAT book. We hear from Adam and Ian's Pizza van and there are some murky tales from gleaming (glowing) Whitstable Bay. There's a tractor load of new patrons to welcome too. Reading between the lines, we discussed: The Lark Night Rises : Can Ambridge's only book hold a candle to Jim and Kiki's absent tin...

You came for the gossip. But we hope you stay. For many days. You'll all be singing it tomorrow. Well, what a week! The Archers wasn't bad either. Join us as we warn about the dangers of hungry wallpaper, Keri does her ninja impression and Matthew rides to both ends of the emotional rollercoaster reading two emails. There's a massive Patreon mega-jingle (see lyrics above) and our favourite people'...

We're back! Keri and Matthew are here to examine everything Ambridge-based this week. There's Cheese-Karma chat, Wizard's Hoof and some very spangley jingles. Ok, there is an agricultural based soap opera too: Let me Egg-tertain you : Josh takes over as showman of the barn. Usha Pips Pip to it : Will Mum be Ruth-less? Jim is lovely : No notes To help us out with a lovely worded 5 star review hit t...

Oh hello! There you are! This week, a returning Matthew and a prodigal Peter invite you to the pub on a friday night for a few cockies, some scampi flavoured snacks (STOP SNIGGERING) and if it all goes sideways, a sh1t sandwich. As you'd expect there's a fair slice of off-topic movie chat. Enough even to put Brad and Mia's 'film' club to shame. Now, what you having? Where's the Beef Bourguignon? H...