The Chrissie Swan Show

Chrissie and Jack get slightly derailed in this chat after they were discussing Kim Kardashian and her recent financial decision to purchase an expensive Pokemon card for her son and Jack made the call that the sum was ‘poo change’ to Kim…Chrissie was dumbfounded at this term and asked around to see if this is something we all know or is it a generational thing? See omnystudio.c...

Ahead of his new show ‘An International Kerfuffle’, Pete Helliar stopped by to chat to us about the inspiration behind the show…that time he received a death threat from an entire country over a controversial comment whilst on Channel 10’s The Project. Plus, we ask Pete his last 3 Google searches in a game just for him 'Helliar's History!' See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

With The Oscars all won up, we give a run down of who won what (plus, who didn't win anything), our favourite moments and the moment The Oscars Broadcast completely cut off a winner!! Plus, Chrissie takes us through her fav moments from Harry's SNL Takeover.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole Kidman has revealed what her morning routine looked like not just before the Oscars, but on Sundays…She goes to Church. Like Nicole, Cindy Crawford also attends Mass on Sunday and others in Chrissie’s life have recently found their way back or for the first time inside a Church, which got her wondering if it’s something she should consider returning to after her years of...

Harrison Ford has sat down with Jimmy Kimmel and confessed that he has in fact used his own film sound tracks when sleeping with someone! Plus, The Pussy Cat Dolls are getting back together, well at least some of them…. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie drives past ‘The Righi’ everyday in Melbourne and she has always wondered how it’s supposed to be pronounced. So, Chrissie’s found out and determined that it would be an embarrassing street to admit you lived in, so we asked you to tell us some more and we’re not sure if we’re allowed to say it on live radio…Plus, we’ve opened up the mail b...

Harry’s given us a taste of what we can expect this weekend when he guests hosts AND performs on Saturday Night Live, and it’s in French none the less! Plus, Nicole Kidman has revealed her number dealbreaker in dating a man. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie’s admitted to buying not one, but two diamond crusted steering wheel covers one for herself and one for Bec and to kick things off, she’s asking us whether or not the purchase, let alone the instalment, is ‘boganic’ or chic, i.e something Olivia Dean would also rock! Plus, it’s Thursday which means it’s sweeping statements toimeeee! See omnystudio.com/l...

Jack gives Chrissie a rundown on what she missed last night on MAFS as they headed to the ‘retreat’, but by the language Chrissie was SHOCKED they used, we’re not sure how much resolution occurred. Halle Berry (and her inspiring bangs) has revealed she’s stopped doing interviews to avoid the same old questions about her love life, but Chrissie and Jack got stuck on her look...

Chrissie’s recently accepted her fate, she’s been influenced. Having seen a cooking hack or rather a product hack online, Chrissie gave in to one of her fav tiktokers, Marianna Moore’s ‘Lazy Bitch’ hacks and purchased the Alligator vegetable chopper. Plus, Chrissie’s posed the question yet again today, should she get bangs?? See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Chrissie’s found a list of things that have been determined as the ‘Rudest things you can do in someone else’s house’, but there’s something that didn’t make the list that she has coined the ABSOLUTE WORST…Jack says it’s fine. Plus, Chrissie’s got a new term for her new obsession in the kitchen, and we need to know if anyone else is doing it....

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are in the news again, but it’s not for what you think…Travis’ Mum is getting a Renovation!! Despite this, Travis has revealed that he’s going for another year in the NFL and we have a predicament about what this could mean for Swifties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie had Joel over for lunch on the weekend and dropped a bombshell at lunch…one she thought that if it was ever true, Jack would have already told her. The three of them decide they have to go straight to the source to see if the Real Housewives of Melbourne rumour mill really is true. Plus, Chrissie’s calming chaos is BACK. 00:00 - When will Jack stop partying? 01:02 - Have you...

After Timmy’s comments about Ballet and the Opera last week, we’ve found another dot next to is name and a whole reddit thread to go with it! Plus, Biebs has gone after the paps again, is it time for him to accept that it’s his life? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie stayed up for the release of Harry's New Album, 'Kiss All The Time. Disco Occasionally.' and she has some thoughts, so she's decided to give them ALL to us. Plus, Britney's been arrested... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whilst wandering the office yesterday, Chrissie walked past friend & colleague, Miles and stopped to tell him that he needs to change his profile picture because he looks nothing like it, in fact she named Miles in her Top 5…Don’t worry Jack’s given him the number for HR. Plus, what will Chrissie’s last look be in her homage to Harry Styles? 00:00 - Chrissie's Final Ha...

Again, this one is a MUST listen before the Harry album hits our ears tonight at midnight, of which Chrissie & Jack are still deciding whether they want to stay up and wait for it. We go through the podcast interview he did with Zane Lowe and breakdown what we can expect from the new album. Plus, it's sweeping statements day! Get Spicy!! 00:00 - We've got one more sleep, and only one more outf...

It's Brooklyn Beckham's Birthday and both his parents, David & Victoria have taken to instagram to publicly post & shower their first son with Birthday love, despite their rumoured recent riff. Plus, Lily Allen is the ultimate petty queen, who has weaved her ex-husbands infidelity into her tour outfits.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie's on Day 3 of her mission in honouring Harry Styles in the lead up to his album release on Friday, and Jack's impressed. Someone who isn't impressed with Chrissie however is her friend Monty, who couldn't look past 2 seconds of Chrissie's Instagram story because she was too focused on her mispronunciation of 'Hummus'.  00:00 - Chrissie's Day 3 Lewk 02:02 - Mystic Chrissie is on FIRE...

The brains behind 'American Horror Story', 'Monster' and 'Glee' (just to name a few) is the reason JFK Jr.'s nephew, Jack Schlossberg is slamming Murphy's new show 'Love Story' based on the love story between JFK Jr and Carolyn Bassette, but Chrissie and Jack can't why he's so fiery. Plus, Harry's done a cover about running! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Speculations are circling online after Jim Carrey received a Honorary César Award and users are convinced that it was an imposter, NOT the real Jim Carrey. Chrissie & Jack have their own thoughts on what really went down. Plus, we skipped over something yesterday re Delta Goodrem so we had to revisit that with an appreciation post for her.  00:00 - Chrissie's 2nd Harry Outfit! 02:0...

Harry's announced a Netflix special of his upcoming album (reminder, it's here on Friday!!) and we're excited. Plus, Chrissie and Jack give their thoughts on the rumours Pink is set to replace Kelly Clarkson as the new host on her talk show.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With Harry Styles' new album out on Friday, Chrissie's going full method in dressing up each day inspired by an iconic Harry Styles lewk. Plus, whilst Chrissie learns she wasn't invited to Producer Tom's Birthday over the weekend, Chrissie also finds out that there's multiple stops in a Birthday celebration.  00:00 - Chrissie's on theme! 02:00 - What Harry outfits should Chrissie channel this...

Chrissie's really getting into the Harry spirit with his new album out on Friday and today she's channelling his most recent performance of 'Aperture' at The Brit Awards. Plus, she's asking absolutely everybody whether they've checked out the performance for themselves.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex Honnold recently went on interview to talk about what happens when he needs to do a number two while climbing... It is definitely not pretty. Plus a little bit of an Olympics chat to wrap up the week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.