The Chrissie Swan Show

Welcome to your Tuesday arvo pick me up. We've got an absolutely jam packed episode for you guys today! Starting with this dad who has confessed to the ultimate crime of bank robbery on his deathbed. Plus, on the topic of robbery, this former cat burglar shares her tips on how to keep your home safe from break ins. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a very merry Monday today and Chrissie has been getting her Chrissy fix on. We spark the debate of which Christmas food is the best of the best? Pork or Prawns? Plus, Billie Eilish reveals how she accidentally came out about her sexuality! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's officially December, so it's time to put up the tree and start talking all things Christmas - including our favourite Christmas meals. Plus, Chrissie's been having trouble with printers and a man having headaches had chopsticks found in his brain (yep, you read that right!) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make a cuppa and settle in because we're kicking off a new round of Sweeping Statements and some of these are... controversial! And we get the lowdown on Travis Kelce's nickname for Taylor Swift. Hint: it rhymes with Bae. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aussie comedian, Tanya Hennessy joins Chrissie on the show to celebrate her new Children's book 'Pink Santa' and third makeup line at Priceline Pharmacy before playing one our favourite games 'Stump Chrissie'. She also let slip that her pet corgi, Butter seriously hates her... Chrissie also brought us up to speed on Jada Pinkett Smith's current and future relationship with husband Will Smith and r...

A single Aussie model has revealed 118 reasons she doesn't want to have kids. But Chrissie thinks the people who know the reasons best are parents - so we opened the phone lines and let parents tell us! Kylie Jenner has revealed the best employee hire she ever made and us plebs could only dream of it. Plus, a big announcement from Jennifer Lopez and some new works have been added to the dictionary...

Thought YOU had a rough weekend? Scottish doctors have diagnosed a man with the longest hangover ever. We reminisce about what remind you of your grandparents. Plus, baby news from Paris Hilton! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What phrases really get your goat? We chat The Power of Taylor Swift and Machine Gun Kelly is changing his name to WHAT?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's nothing like some Sweeping Statements to fire up a Thursday! Today, Chrissie thinks parents shouldn't punish their children and Jack has had it with Apple Watches at formal events. Plus, Adam reveals his behaviour that makes his kids cringe and Chrissie mourns the feud between Hall and Oates. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to our wacky Wednesday show! It seems like Ed Sheeran is popping up and crashing everyones shows recently. At least this time it wasn't as a clown. Plus, this man has managed to swallow an entire live fly... and it was found buzzing around inside his stomach!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's wedding bells for one of our favourite divas! Adele has let slip during a comedy show that she got hitched to boyfriend Rich Paul. Travis Kelce has dropped brand-new details about his relationship with Taylor Swift. And Chrissie's brought in a cake! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If there's one thing mums know, it's how to deal with bullies... and how to send crazy texts! Harry Styles' mum has spoken out at after fans attacked him over his new buzzcut. Plus, Chrissie reads out some wild text from her mum. And we ask if it's okay to talk to people on the toilet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Friday everyone! You know what Friday means??? Yes another instalment of Chrissie's Correspondance where we respond to all our fan/hate mail form the week! Plus, although the war has been lost by our favourite food chain, the Big Mac deserves to keep its throne as the king of all burgers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Thursday and that means... time for a new round of Sweeping Statements! Plus, we find out what listeners do for fun and dig into why Reese Witherspoon's son us going viral for his house tour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't love a fun summer cocktail? Mojitos, Pina Coladas, a refreshing Spritz. We all love them, but are they still considered too 'girly' for men to be ordering them? Plus, GQ has named their 'Man of the Year' and I don't think anyone expected this person to be it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've got a jam packed show for you all today! Dave Thornton joins us today and we play a game of Chrissie's Quickie with him. Plus, we chat about how police had to confiscate a 180kg unit of a pig named 'Pork-chop'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back helping you cruise through the beginning of the week! First off, this woman is seeking advice about her unfortunately named son, begging the question, have you ever had to change your name? Plus, some McDonald's workers have revealed some of the most annoying habits they want us to STOP doing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Fridaaayyyyy! We've got an amazing show lined up for you today kicking off with some Taylor chat as she has released more tickets to her tour! Plus, what's a song that always makes you cry?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a wonderful Thursday afternoon and we have a great show lined up for you. We know the cost of living just seems to be going up and up and up, but what is that one thing you just can't go without? Plus, Chrissie has an absolutely wild take on an amazing dish. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come and join us as we chat with Matt Preston about his brand new memoir, Big Mouth, and more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The wonderful Matt Preston joins us on the show today and chats to us about his new memoir, Big Mouth. Plus, Chrissie uncovers some amazing vocal techniques from Michael Jackson. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kate Langbroek joins us this wonderful Tuesday afternoon and she has some things to say about the HSC exams. Plus, this man on TikTok has revealed the one word we should all be saying instead of 'cheese' when we take photos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Urzila Carlson joins us today and reveals the results of an argument she had with a 10 year old during Halloween. Plus, we listen to the new Menulog song with Christina Aguilera and Latto... and it's actually really good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a huuuuge day peoples, as Chrissie turns the big Five-Oh! We get stuck into Chrissie's birthday plans, open up Chrissie's Correspondence and Jack and Chrissie reveal the best and worst things people have said to them. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off the show with some truly controversial Sweeping Statements including what Chrissie says everyone does in the shower. There's a big update on the deadly mushroom case. Plus, we celebrate unlikely friendships! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.