The Chrissie Swan Show

We're talking about this after some footage surfaced of a man being banned from the gym for wearing Ugg boots. Chrissie can't even stand the thought of going to a gym, let alone being banned from one. Also, Chrissie seems to have made a bit of a listing error on her Depop page. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We definitely don't think it was okay either. Everyone was caught off guard by this one. Plus, Joel joins us a bit early in this one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Or at least she claims to be... She was caught 'performing surgery' in the office the other day with a box cutter. Apparently she's not alone in her self-surgery ways. Plus, have you been gotten this April fools? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's definitely something suspicious going on here. A 'glitch' like this doesn't just happen to happen multiple times in a year. Jack has some theories... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you sometimes just have a day where you feel like there's just no point? Like honestly... We also discuss something very important about what people often say is the number one goal in a woman's life. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And apparently it makes your voice sound much better! I think we should leave this cocktail for the pros. Plus, we reveal that there is some merit to the madness that is Mystic Chrissie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know what they say, three times the charm! Of course we have to have Dave Thornton back for a third week in a row. Chrissie discusses with Dave what they were like in high school as well as revealing what they would cook for each other! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We seem to have kicked up a big stink on the socials. People are very upset at us for our take on how the bill should be split. Seems like we've got a few things to clear up... Plus, we go over a few things we seemed to have missed over the past few months. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems like she's referring to all the influencers there are now that could be considered 'famous'. Plus, we read out another great Am I The A**hole post from Reddit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The blue tick used to be used as a way of verifying accounts, but now since you can just buy it, it's become a huge problem. Also, Facebook Marketplace has been getting on Chrissie's nerves... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been so long since the last time Lady Gaga has toured! We absolutely can't miss out on this one! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chrissie has been walking around the house rocking this new accessory for a while now. Jack has some opinions on it though... Is it stylish or not? Plus, what things around your house are out to get you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lily Allen reveals she has gotten a new set of tatas after her split with her husband! More power to you queen! Plus, what would you do in this casino winnings situation? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It feels like they should be but I guess we'll see what they have to say about it. Plus, we break down the MAFS situation with all the alternate partners. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you have a teacher that you just absolutely hated going to class with? Maybe they gave you too much work or maybe they would even throw things at you! Plus, this pilot forgot something so important, he had to turn the entire plane around to go get it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you just couldn't get enough of her, we've got the full unedited chat here. Isla reveals to us her secrets on how to stop herself from laughing on set, as well as how to cry on command. Plus, would she ever consider sending her kids into Squid Game? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are so so excited about this. You absolutely cannot miss this chat. Isla Fisher reveals how. much of a genius her pet rescue cat is and the trickery she gets up to. Plus, we get to reveal an amazing new competition! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A French government agency has revealed that people are washing their clothes far too often. However, when it comes to gym clothing, I don't think we agree with this sentiment... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Thornton has returned to the show to deliver some truly terrible news. he has given up his posty bike. We also get into a heated discussion about the differences between Promite, Vegemite and Marmite. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is fast approaching! Luke McGregor has decided to join us to talk all about the preparation he's been having to do as well as his new found family. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And it's all about the hustle baby. If you're already rich, why would you possibly need a side hustle? Shouldn't you be all about relaxing and taking it easy? Plus, we've got a very special announcement for next week! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sia has announced that the name of her baby is going to be 'Somersault'. We're not too sure on that one... Yes it's unique but it's also just an action. Plus, it's time for some more of your Sweeping Statements! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It sounds pretty similar to another song we've heard before... Is it a vibe or does it just feel too unoriginal? Plus, what's the proper etiquette around splitting the bill? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

White Lotus is the talk of the town thanks in part to Jason Isaacs, here's what Chrissie thinks. Plus! The cheeky word Jack loves to say - but should he? Who is Billie Eilish dating? and when did you laugh at bad news? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Plus! We chat Mariah Carey antics and White Lotus star Jason Isaacs has backtracked on his comments re: male/female nudity.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.