The Chrissie Swan Show

Chrissie's surprise guest Lorena Novoa shocked the boys with the sheer amount of ads they've heard her sing on! Browny uncovered the truth of the day a pig ran onto the SCG! Sam gave us his thoughts on two hot topics: Baywatch and US President Trump. We caught up with Shane Crawford, and Deano was hangin' with Steve Price. 
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She's back! We were so excited to have Chrissie back today! We also got a sneak peek into the private lives of Jonathan and Kylie Brown, caught up with Stevie J ahead of the GWS/Tigers game this weekend, and heard about the time Rhonda Burchmore lost her toe... 
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With Swan still out crook, Celia was back to fill in. We asked Browny's thoughts on sledging, and set some ground rules so we could really nail it out on the... field? Allan Raskall came by, Rachel Griffiths claimed she was Browny's vocal coach, and we taught Celia how to play Dead or Alive. 
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ALERT: SAM CAME IN AT 6am. That's right, you get three solid hours of Sam this morning, because Chrissie was off. What's more, you get the brilliant Celia Pacquola filling in! We caught up with Titus O'Reily and Santo Cilauro, taught Celia how to 'hit the post' and had a great time, basically! 
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Well, that's the week done! Today, Browny got coaching tips from Justin Leppitsch, Tony Martin debriefed post-Twitter feud, and Deano was a 6-year-old author. Sam read us his diary, Chrissie dreamed of going stag to a wedding, and we had the best time ever! 
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Jam-packed, is what you'd call it. Browny and Shannon Noll spoke 'country' and Chrissie couldn't handle it, Bernie Vince came in ahead of his 200th game, Bill Shorten gave us his rundown of the budget, Alex Rance told us about his favourite new wool museum, and Sam was talkin' golf. 
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Today was an all Eurovision, all sporting greats kind of show! Sam explained Eurovision to Browny, Myf Warhurst gave us the lowdown from Ukraine, Billy Slater hit the post, Mack Horton copped more 'advice' from Sam and you couldn't get a laugh out of Sam, even for $1000. Chrissie had an Easter Egg hoarder, Browny explained the AFLW's next moves, and we spun the Wheel of Wishes! 
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We remembered footy legend, all round legend Lou Richards this morning, who left us too soon yesterday. We also caught up with Sandy Rea about our psychological issues, played Dead or Alive and challenge John Safran to hit the post! 
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We're back! Today we played Wheel of Wishes, Charlie Pickering told us which Wiggle he's pumped to meet, Tom Gleisner hosted another classic radio edition of Have You Been Paying Attention, Brown took on Swan in the Final Word, and we talked footy! What a fun show! 
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Happy Cinco De Mayo! Today we caught up with Browny's toughest opponent, Simon Prestigiacomo, Kevin Muscat zinged Sam ahead of the A-League final this Sunday, and Tony Martin busted out his Prince Phillip classic lines! Dr Harry Cooper gave you his advice, Sam read you his diary and Deano surveyed the people. 
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May the Fourth Be With You! Today we talked Star Wars, Chrissie made a new campaign for 'Nuromol', Stephen Quartermain told us what the Logies were like before social media, and Steve Vizard really knew his Stefanovics! 
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You know, we had some of the greatest guests you could ask for today. We got Opposition Leader Matthew Guy's thoughts on the Victorian budget, Mia Freedman told us about the benefits of having kids that can drive, Casey Donovan took us to the disco, and Tina Arena (I know, right?!) was so bored she was growing a beard. Sam didn't crack even once on Jokes Aren't Funny, Browny didn't tell the goat s...

Today Sam & Browny brought in their mate Sharni Layton to meet Chrissie, Sam told us how much he loves Neighbours and Olympia Valance called him on his recent Neighbours knowledge. We played Dead or Alive, Browny never told a goat story, and we had the best time ever! 
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OK, so the short weeks are over, and frankly it feels good to hit our stride again! Today we spoke exclusively to Premier Daniel Andrews about his budget announcements, Miguel Maestre tore through the studio, Ash Pollard brought us crepes, Gary Mehigan talked toilets and Titus O'Reily popped by! 
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Well today was absolutely jam packed! We spoke to boxing superstar Manny Pacquiao, met newest Game of Thrones cast member Tom Hopper, talked to '90s rap legend Vanilla Ice, and Tony Martin came by! Sam read us his diary, Browny loved a footy coach's passion, Chrissie won 'hit the post' and basically we had the best time. We always do. 
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Today things got awkward when Gary Pinto gave us some dirt on both Chrissie and our EP Liza! Sam Wood gave us his thoughts on Sophie Monk as the new Bachelorette, Deano was 'hangin' with' Sam's brother Panger, and Chrissie won another round of the celebrity chase by getting Dickie Knee in studio! 
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We're Sam-less today, so Dave O'Neil helped out and stuck around for the morning! We caught up with Mark Holden about his new book, Pete Helliar came by to tell us about getting groped at the Logies, and Titus O'Reily wished he hadn't wasted his life as a Melbourne supporter. 
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We rolled in early, or stayed up late, depending on whose story you believe. We spoke to the best guests, Hollywood Jack wowed the red carpet, and we're off to bed now, OK? 
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Thank what it's something, am I right? Today we caught up with show BFF Joel Creasey, Deano told us about his night, Sam read us his diary, Bernie Vince showed us his toe, and Tony Martin took the citizenship test! 
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Today we spoke to a Dentist about oral health. No, really. Sam had some feedback about Hollywood Jack's interview with Alessia Cara, Ask Browny made its triumphant return, and Chrissie sang us an alternative version of 'Happy Birthday' to avoid any copyright issues... 
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It was a comedy filled Wednesday today, with the exception of Sam's least favourite segment, Jokes Aren't Funny. We had UK panel-show favourite Phill Jupitus, we met UK cricket / politics / podcasting legend Andy Zaltzman, and friend of the show Tom Ballard told us the secret to being serious when your instincts tell you otherwise. Cracking show! 
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We're back, fresher and full of chocolate after a lovely Easter break! Today we caught up with US comedian Fortune Feimster, Irish comedian David O'Doherty, and UK comedian Romesh Ranganathan! We also spoke to footy's least accurate commentator, Titus O'Reily, and Chrissie got a perfect score (finally) on Dead or Alive! 
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Well, that's us for a bit, folks. We had so much fun today, chatting to the great man Tony Martin, catching up with the big fella Steen Raskopoulos, and friend of the show Bernie Vince! Sam read us his diary, Deano got Leo (Chrissie's son) to aircheck us, and we had a whole bunch of fun! We'll see you after Easter! 
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Chrissie's favourite day of the week, and it's easy to see why today! We spoke to Boy George! That's right, Boy George! We also caught up with the brilliant Arj Barker and the hilarious Jason Byrne who are both here for the Comedy Festival in Melbourne. Sam enjoyed Anne-Marie from Balwyn's 'jokes' yesterday, that we gave her the chance to redeem herself. Not sure if she did. Listen up! 
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Oh man, we weren't quite sure if it was Bump Day or not, but it totally is and here we are! Today we tried to make Sam laugh, asked Urzila Carlson who was Dead or Alive, and discussed shivs and shanks with Wentworth's Nicole Da Silva! Listen up! 
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