The Chrissie Swan Show

Jack’s haircut debacle from yesterday is still continuing, we’re living off Jack’s voice memo he sent to Producer Tom in the moment and it’s still funny, particularly the part where he described the smell ruminating from his new barber, so get ready to enjoy that throughout the show. Plus we’re feeling for the high schoolers today because it turns out that 9 schools t...

Robert Irwin allegedly has a new girlfriend from within the DWTS community and she’s 19, which reminded us how young Bob is…21! Plus, Bieber reckons that even thinking about a woman is cheating…that’s gonna cut a lot of us out! (00:00) Biebs has got a different view on cheating (02:20) What's a demi-sexual? (03:20) Robert Irwin has a new fling? Does Terri know? (05:50) We...

George Clooney has been asked about his affiliation and relationship to Ghislaine Maxwell after a recent expose reveals they may have had an encounter after all. Plus, we go through the haps overnight including VogueWorld and Love Island Aus is BACK! (00:00) George is not happy (02:05) Patti swan said what about Prince Andrew (03:30) Love Island Australia is Back and it's GREAT Brainrot See omnyst...

After months of waiting (and reminders from Chrissie’s countdown, Chrissie’s cookbook, The Shortcut Queen is finally out for us all to purchase and have in our hot little hands, as well as the 80 recipes she’s pulled together for us all to enjoy. Get yours from all the good (and bad ;)) bookstores now. Plus, The Golden Bachelor and Love Island Australia have given us some absolut...

Seven years after her latest album was released, Lily Allen’s new album ‘West End Girl’ has been released and whilst it may have been written in 10 days, it ain’t holding back! Plus, Chrissie admits she was wrong after Katy Perry hard launched her new beau who she said a few weeks back was just a hoax…turns out Jack had it right. (00:00) Chrissie was wrong, Katy &amp...

A snuggly pic has been shared of Justin and his wife Hailey Bieber alongside her Kendall Jenner, cementing herself as the ultimate third wheel! Jack and Chrissie are all about being the third wheel, because it’s just like the supplementary numbers in Oz Lotto, you come in at the end and you leave at the start, just the way we like it! Plus, Pedro Pascal allegedly turned down People’s 2...

Kate Reid, A.K.A Aerospace engineer, A.K.A Entrepreneur owner of the most perfect croissants courtesy of Lune joins us in studio to talk about her trajectory from desperately wanting to work and be apart of the F1 world, to being the reason for many pastry hungry lines across the country. Plus, we find out what her memoir, Destination Moon has instore for us all.  (00:00) A Patisserie superst...

We found out last week that when producer Tom was talking about onion rings, he was saying ‘ung-yin’ instead of ‘uh-nyn’, so naturally Chrissie and Jack had to call him out, but is it wrong to call people out on their mispronunciations of words or should we be letting them go along with their days? Plus, Miss Lune, Kate Reid drops by to tell us all exactly how we should be...

Yes, it’s a big call we know, but with Season 7 of ‘The Kardashians’ premiering for us in Australia last night, we’re so excited already for what’s to come. Jack took Chrissie through his favourite moments to see if we can get Chrissie over the line in watching it…finally!! (00:00) Chrissie's gone too far... (03:15) Peg might be ready for 'The Kardashians'&nbsp...

Jelly Roll is the man of the moment (at the moment) and he's opened up about how cheating on his wife, made them a better couple. Plus, Chrissie and Jack commit to watch the Victoria Beckham doco (or at least one ep) over the weekend after she's appeared on the 'Call Her Daddy' podcast.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the best in the bizz, Dakota Johnson has revealed her major red flag...men wearing flip flops. Chrissie said hers is adults who play video games, whilst Jack's is when people love their dog too much...what's yours? Plus, it's sweeping statement time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emma Roberts (fun fact, Julia Roberts’ niece!) has uploaded a video showcasing her taking her dolls (yes, her doll) clothes to the dry cleaners for a bit of a spruce up. Plus a blast from the past as Ben Simmon's sister has spilled a bit on that time when her brother dated Kendall Jenner.  (00:00) Kim K is 45! (02:05) An aussie TikToker has sledged Kendall Jenner (03:15) Taylor Swift x...

Farts are always funny, especially when a fight about farts has been broadcasted across The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Despite it being a strange thing to fight over, we want to know whether it’s caused a riff between you and someone. Plus, 6 7 has come up a bit recently and Chrissie’s extremely confused about it all - What is it? What’s its origin? How do you use it? (00...

Kristen Bell has attempted to make a loving anniversary post to husband Dax Shepherd but what we assume was an attempt to be different than anniversary posts alike, is really not okay. Plus, one of our own has been thrown under the bus in front of President Trump by another of our own! (00:00) Let's talk about Kristen Bell's Tone Deaf Post  (03:00) Such as awkward moment for Kevin Rudd! (05:4...

After the premiere last night on Channel 9 and 9Now, The Golden Bachelor is the talk of the town and we ALL sat down last night and watched the whole damn thing. So, we thought why not get one of the contestants, Bianca Dye on for a chat to find out what life is like in front of the camera, when you’ve been the one behind before. Plus, a Tiktoker has complained about attending a SOMBR concer...

Appearing on SNL over the weekend, Sabrina Carpenter has clapped back at the rumours swirling around. Plus, Post Malone’s Limo driver has decided to sue him 5 years after the incident in question. (00:00) What?! There's a boy Kardashian... (01:35) Well, he and Black Chyna might be getting back together?  (02:38) Sab Cap hosted and performed on SNL! (03:55) Post's limo drivers wants a pi...

Dua Lipa and her fiancee Callum Turner have revealed they met whilst reading the same book, joking that they were ‘on the same page.’ With everyone meeting online these days thanks (or no thanks) to hinge, tinder and the like, we wanted to find out if there was still a cute story somewhere out there! Plus, ahead of The Golden Bachelor premiering tonight on Channel 9 and 9Now we’v...

Chrissie found a fascinating story about Diane Von Furstenberg after her husband Barry Diller has come out gay. Now, Chrissie has a lot of gay friends and she’s decided she would ABSOLUTELY marry one of them in a ‘Lavender Marriage’. To put it to the test, we ask Jack if his best friend would marry him! (00:00) Welcome to your Friday!  (02:20) Have you won a holiday before?&...

After a lengthy interview on the monopoly that is ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast, host Alex Cooper asked Kim Kardashian how much she thinks she has spent on glam in a year…Kim isn’t entirely sure because tbh, she’s not sure how much a carton of milk costs. (00:00) We really like Kim! (01:40) Kim's got fake hair? (04:05) What do you think Co-parenting with Kayne West is lik...

After speculation, Kris Jenner has commented on the pesky rumours that she’s had work done and shocker, she admits she has! Plus, Hailey Bieber was asked what she’s going to do with 1 billion dollars and Jack’s not happy with how boring her answer was! (00:00) Jack's got a message for Hailey Bieber's publicist  (02:00) How do you feel about being called 'darl'?  (04:15)...

It’s Thursday (our fave day of the week) and it means we’re looking for those spicy, unpopular opinions you’ve got. Chrissie thinks that Diet Coke brings about some unhealthy food cravings, whilst Jack is taking a stand on meta sunglasses saying they should be illegal! Plus, Jack really lets us in on the inner workings of his brain which leads Chrissie to ponder 'How could you be...

The Madden Brothers, Joel and Benji join us for a chat about their reunion, the making of their new album and why they’re excited to head back down under on their ‘Motel Du Cap World Tour’. Plus, the boys reveal what they really want when they come to visit us…the ‘fanny packs!’ (00:00) Musical Royalty are in the house!  (01:05) They're kicking off the tou...

We've finally got to the bottom of it, or so we think! Charli XCX has been asked about Taylor Swift's new track 'Actually Romantic' and whether or not it links to her or their supposed feud! (00:00) We need to talk about this ultimate bush business (02:00) The marketing campaign was GORGEOUS though (03:25) Charli XCX is on the cover!     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Off the back of her emotional present to Rosie O’Donnell yesterday, it got Chrissie thinking about the best present she’s ever received and we put it to you to find out! Anne-Marie has told us the name of her child, named fondly after a medical experience she endured during the pregnancy…’Forever Sugar’ after her battle gestational diabetes. (00:00) Does Chrissie sme...

After last week’s Gratauesday chat turning into a chat about nudes, we decided to bring it back! Chrissie’s trying to find out if it’s a generational thing or if she’s just out of the loop on whether or not sexting, nudes, online flirting and the like is okay to do. Plus, Chrissie’s fav Rosie O’Donnell stops by and Chrissie shows off her gift giving skills in th...