The Chrissie Swan Show

We talked to the 2018 Gold Logie nominee and Queen of A Current Affair, Tracy Grimshaw about her great honour; Julia Morris talked ‘Perfect Match’ and how her upcoming show is nothing like it at all; Bernie Vince came by for some sweet AFL chat; Robyn Butler wasn’t surprised that Sam isn’t nominated for a Logie, and; we spoke to Sophie Monk all the way from Spain about Love Island. Also, if you wa...

Our mate Peter Rowsthorn filled in for Sam Pang today, and he told us why he doesn’t get nude in strange hotels too much these days; Titus O’Reily talked Marvel Stadium; Deano started a school, or something; Browny answered your questions in #AskBrowny; and we asked you if having ‘plans to do nothing’ counts as ‘having plans’. Have you followed us on Instagram? We do so much weird extra stuff ther...

What a week! Deano started a school; Mount didn't bring a plate; so much happened. Listen up! 
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You called us with your tidbits, and Chrissie got annoyed with a caller, and it got awkward; Sam Groth told us about his new gig on Fox Sports covering the French Open; Tom Walker came over, and told us about his ‘Jonathan Pie’ character and what it’s like working in Australia vs. England; Tony Martin married Chrissie and Browny, but we don’t think it was legally binding. 
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We got another call from our boss ‘Soup Cans’ on the red phone; Helen Bidou made her very first radio appearance; Denise Scott held her tone; Lincoln Lewis dropped by for a chat; you called us with your terrible jokes, and; we asked Chrissie for another NBA wrap up! 
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We caught up with Sam’s old radio co-host, author Tony Wilson; Jack spoke to ‘Hollywood Medium’ Tyler Henry, and Sam had some feedback; we also go so into Dead or Alive the ‘Soup Cans’ Red Phone rang; Deano gave us a teaser for his new Footy Show; we asked you what’s the worst excursion you’ve ever been on, and; we taught Chrissie about the term ‘winning ache’. 
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We asked you what you did when you worked in hospitality that you’re not proud of; Celia Pacquola kicked Browny’s arse in Final Word; Shaun Micallef helped Hollywood Jack with his ‘issues’; Chrissie loved that the Smooth FM listeners can’t get Sam’s name right; Bernie Vince wouldn’t throw anyone under the bus, and; Sam Pang gave us the inside word on the Royal Wedding. 
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I mean, we talked about the Royal Wedding a bit, because you’ve got to, but actually we also caught up with the brilliant Amy Schumer; Shane Warne told us about his new gig; Lisa Wilkinson called in from London to give us a Royal Wedding update; so did Michael usher; Titus O’Reily was sick to death of the wedding talk, and Deano worked out the best solutions for when everything breaks down. 
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The ACTUAL Queen, Lisa Wilkinson is in London to cover the Royal Wedding for The Project, so we had to ask her what was going on! We also caught up live from London with Channel 7 Senior Correspondent Michael Usher about all the pre-wedding comings and goings It's a Royal Affair! 
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The lead up to the Royal Wedding was all anyone could talk about this week. Luckily we're not so focused on such trivial things. Listen back to all the stupid crap we did this week. You'll be richly rewarded. 
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The whole show is almost consumed by a stupid thing on the internet that’s taking over everything. We can’t get enough of it. We asked Shane Jacobson and Todd McKenney about that instead of Rocky Horror Show’s Melbourne season; we asked Tony Martin instead of letting him brilliantly sum up the ‘Markle debacle’, and; we nearly asked Taste Mag Food Director Michelle Southan, but the potato gem talk...

Browny is an aspiring coach, so he likes to give the guys feedback whenever he can, and this morning he wanted to do a classic 'air check' on air, just like our boss Soup Cans might have back in the olden days of radio. It didn't go well. Tony Martin had some feedback, too. 
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We caught up with Shiggsy live from London, where he’s the obvious choice to host the Royal Wedding coverage; Sam Pang walked out of our interview with Sophie Monk, but why? Ryan Shelton told us about his worst gig ever; you called with your terrible jokes, and we wondered how Browny would go on Survivor. 
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Kate, Tim & Marty are in London for the Royal Wedding! We wanted to know why Marty is the man for the job of calling the wedding live, and whether he thinks Harry & Meghan will last... 
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Sam chats to Dave Lawson about the ‘Four P’s of marketing’ and actually remembers the fourth one; we play Dead or Alive; Adam Rozenbachs drops by to talk Food Allergy Week; we ask Eddie McGuire how Millionaire Hot Seat works; and we get right into the family that’s going to ruin the Royal Wedding for everyone. 
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Sam Pang loves our producer Jack 'Hollywood Jack' Charles. He just does. The best part it, they shouldn't even get along, they're both from such different worlds, but Sam is obsessed, and wanted to know what Jack's 'issues' are. What are the big things he's dealing with in life at the moment. So he asked 
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Sam quizzes Browny on his ‘on field intimidation’ techniques; Tom Gleisner brings Have You Been Paying Attention back to radio; Jack Riewoldt sucks up to the umpires; Chrissie has a Mother’s Day miracle; we talk Eurovision with Sam Pang. Missed a bit? Want to see our faces? Look at us on Instagram! 
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The former host of the SBS coverage hasn't been to Eurovision for the last two years, but he definitely still keeps across all the action on Europe's biggest stage. Did he like it? Who should have won? Find out... 
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Browny makes a slip up about his marriage on air; Luke McGregor fills in for Sam Pang; Kate Jenkinson lives below the line; Deano pitches some vigilante justice; Titus O’Reily sums up the Ross Lyon situation; we talk about weird stuff you found in your new house. Listen up! 
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This week just flew by, didn't it? Listen back to all of our audio guy's favourite bits. 
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Browny does some ‘simple maths’ about the value of various chocolate bars; Tony Martin told us what a Melway is; Sam showed us some things we’ve learned from Browny; Peter Fitzsimons told us about ‘Two Guns Dalziel’; and Sam’s old mate Sofija Stefanovic summed him up perfectly. 
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Sam brings us another episode of the hit segment where we explore the many wonderful things that Browny teaches us every day... 
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Browny told us about a man who drove with a car full of bees; Cyril Rioli told us what it’s like to play on Browny; Gary Mehigan was on message; author Kerry Tucker told us about her journey from prison to author to inspiring the TV show Wentworth; you called with you terrible jokes; and we talked about 2018 Budget. 
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We throw some people under the bus, figuratively and, sadly, literally; Michala Banas hits the post; Peter Rowsthorn and Chrissie talk jungle nudity; Elyse Knowles dropped by; we played Dead or Alive; and basically had an awesome Tuesday! 
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We ask Chrissie about her long lunch on Friday; Matt Preston brings us a cake to celebrate the 10th season of Masterchef, which kicks off tonight; Bernie Vince drops by to talk footy; pyjama king Peter Alexander is all about Mother’s Day; and Deano, for some reason, brings back ‘Celebrity Chase’. 
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