The Chrissie Swan Show

Happy Easter everyone, we hope you’re well rested! Today Tony Martin and Max Gawn dropped by; Chrissie saved the day with her kids at Easter; Sam wasn’t impressed with the Game of Thrones dress ups on Fox Footy; you called us with your tidbits; and Deano gave you the chance to win a million dong! 
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It was a tough day for Chrissie, who, despite sending her two older boys off to school was struggling to get through the day without tears now her youngest daughter, Peggy has started her primary education. She shared with us the details of her day, from the initial strength of her daughter, through to losing her composure in the kiddie's toilets, through to her epic day of tears waiting to pick t...

Harley Breen Co-Hosts UK comedian Simon Amstell got intimate with Browny; Harley Breen leaves his notebook in his son’s backpack; Titus O’Reily sums up Richmond’s season so far; we asked you what you’ve seen on your bonnet; you called up to play Ask Browny; and it was time for the Cheat Sheet of the Week! Listen up! 
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What a week! 
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Julie Bishop flirts! Kevin Pietersen talks Curtly! Langston Kerman sings us out! Ben Russell IS Michael Caine! Dr James Haberfield tells us who would win in a fight! We played Dead or Alive! Chrissie and Sam talk NBA! We have the best time! You listen! 
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The former Deputy Leader of the Liberal Party was in studio to chat about all things MAFS, flirting with Chrissie and more! 
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Ben Elton! James Mathison! Fitzy & Wippa! Jordan Winter! Heaps more! Have you followed us on Instagram? Do it at once. You’ve been warned. 
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Chatting to Chrissie, Sam & Browny about the start of Bachelor in Paradise, Alex Nation revealed that not only did the Richie split happen from her end, because she couldn't get the chat to happen, she had to do it by SMS! Alex also revealed that she wasn't expecting to see Richie in Bachelor in Paradise, but that the producers snagged him to join the show at the last minute. 
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Nathan Buckley! Tony Martin! Alex Nation from Bachelor in Paradise! Heidi from Married At First Sight in her only post-MAFS interview! Sam Taunton joins in for Browny’s Music Muster! You offered us your tidbits! We had fun. 
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We talk to Heidi about how good it must feel to be rid of Mike, what it was like living with him, and how she took his weird rant about gender last night! 
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Sam wraps up the weekend, and explains why he couldn’t make it to the MAFS Cocktail Party; you called with your questions for Ask Browny; we asked Lizzie from MAFS what happened when the wine was thrown; Jack Riewoldt was put on the spot to say when he’ll be back; Maria Bamford sang us a song about couples’ therapy! See the highlights from Chrissie’s Married At First Sight Cocktail Party! 
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Lizzie gives us the low down on what really happened backstage when Martha threw wine on Cyrell at last night's Married At First Sight dinner party. 
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Tom Gleeson! Titus O’Reily! Jon Heder! That’s right, the one and only Napoleon Dynamite! Heaps more! Happy Friday! 
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This week was one of the funniest we've seen in the business. And we've been in the business since the business was just starting to be the business. It was a hobby before it was the business. Anyway, we had fun. What was your favourite moment? 
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You called us to tell us if you have a Club Lock; Sam wanted to know if you’ve got a second storey; David O’Doherty shouted out to his girlfriend at home; Ivan Aristeguieta used to make up food, but not in the way Browny thinks; we played Dead or Alive; Chrissie wondered who you went to school with; and Sam talked Trump! 
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Browny’s Music Muster! Who Wants To Be a Vietnamese Millionaire? Do you call your pets your children? Sam’s newest segment is called ‘Compliment Browny’, can Browny get through it? We talk Nicolas Cage; Becky Lucas come in; Chrissie opened up the mailbag, and you called in with your terrible jokes! 
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You called us with your tidbits! Darren Purchese didn’t get an email back from Chrissie; Tony Martin takes on Ross Noble’s Stath impersonation; Mark and Martha from MAFS shared their feelings about their time of Married At First Sight, Mark is single, and Martha hates Melbourne; we staged an intervention for Nicolas Cage! 
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Martha has moved to Melbourne to be nearer to her Married At First Sight partner Michael, but has she picked the wrong part of town? Was the move from Bondi to Bundoora a weird one? Why isn't she living with Michael? What's going on, have they broken up? 
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After last night's brutal Married At First Sight episode, we spoke to newly single Mark about his experience with Ning, who he unceremoniously dumped. We asked Mark about his time with Ning, and what it would have taken to keep it going. We also asked Mark if he's going to 'let the dogs out' now he's single... 
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What's the deal with her relationships? What's she looking for in a partner? Did jungle producers force the Justin Lacko issue? We ask Angie... 
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Now they're engaged 'in real life', we spoke to Jules from Married At First Sight about her experience on the show with Cam, and how that's translated into real life love for the pair. Chrissie, a seasoned veteran of reality TV, gave Jules some friendly, but perfect advice. 
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We’re not going to prank you, because we’re not lame; Des Bishop had a rough few weeks, but he made it in; Angie Kent is your new Bachelorette; Jack Riewoldt has an ouchie hand; Felicity Ward sang us out; you called to Ask Browny your questions; and Sam was feeling a bit under the weather! Listen up! 
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Stephen K Amos met the Queen! Titus O’Reily didn’t shoot an elephant! Deano wanted you to send him a fax, and of course it was time for the Cheat Sheet! 
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The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is here, and the funniest show in Melbourne just got a whole lot funnier! We had a massive week of LOLs, from all the guests that came in, to our massive Comedy Festival Live show at the Melbourne Town Hall! 
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Ross Noble gets forensic on his Statham / Winstone / Hoskins / Caine / Collins impression; Kochie gives us a brilliant tip to save money; Tim Vine witnesses a 9-darter; we play Dead or Alive; you call us with your ‘fart rules’; and Ella told us how Married At First Sight ruined her relationship. Want to come to Chrissie’s MAFS cocktail party? Enter here! 
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