The Chris Michaels Show

Saturns rings are disappearing! Due to man made climate change...sure. Luxembourg will be the clearing house for space transactions with US blessings?! Senator Ted Cruz is worried about space pirates and references the Babylonian waters of the heavens and ensuring admiralty law sluices into space. Oh, and the CIA released documents from the 50’s stating that the Germans and Italians developed UFOs...

Part 4/4 The Democrats circle the wagons around Biden’s coke abusing son and his beyond shady deals with China and the Ukraine while Uncle Joe was Vice President. PLUS, sex strikes, Matt Taibbi, Iranian/Venezuelan coups, Obama lawyers ‘nervous’ about Barr, and not one Democrat has viewed the 99.9999999% unredacted Mueller report...

Part 3/4 The Democrats circle the wagons around Biden’s coke abusing son and his beyond shady deals with China and the Ukraine while Uncle Joe was Vice President. PLUS, sex strikes, Matt Taibbi, Iranian/Venezuelan coups, Obama lawyers ‘nervous’ about Barr, and not one Democrat has viewed the 99.9999999% unredacted Mueller report...

Part 2/4 The Democrats circle the wagons around Biden’s coke abusing son and his beyond shady deals with China and the Ukraine while Uncle Joe was Vice President. PLUS, sex strikes, Matt Taibbi, Iranian/Venezuelan coups, Obama lawyers ‘nervous’ about Barr, and not one Democrat has viewed the 99.9999999% unredacted Mueller report...

Part 1/4 The Democrats circle the wagons around Biden’s coke abusing son and his beyond shady deals with China and the Ukraine while Uncle Joe was Vice President. PLUS, sex strikes, Matt Taibbi, Iranian/Venezuelan coups, Obama lawyers ‘nervous’ about Barr, and not one Democrat has viewed the 99.9999999% unredacted Mueller report...

What’s worse than the notorious brown note? Developing the frequency to literally break apart planets. Yes, the US has developed high frequency gravitational wave generators...to break apart asteroids. Naturally. Werner von Braun would have something to say about this 📡

The implosion continues within the Democrat party as they silence anyone who doesn’t disagree with them, including going after credit card companies. Collusion? Let’s look toward the Bidens. Finally, Rachel Maddow, who isn’t bringing potato salad to the MENSA picnic, is rooting for John Bolton?! What...in...the...f...?

The space race marches on with odd revelations coming forth, including this gem from VP Pence that Trump is “securing American leadership here on earth and in the vast heavens above”. Securing from who? Who is he leading? Who are the players in the heavens...?

The US Navy patents an aircraft that looks remarkably like a UFO. Oh yeah, it moves really fast through air, water, and space. Why? It REMOVES itself from the local space time continuum 😵 wtf...? Joe Biden arrives with a resounding polling number, but the DNC has other plans. Sorry, pops, ain’t going to happen.

Then listen to this crap instead! We’ve got notre dame fires, Facebook GIVING your information to the ‘friends’, lying google CEOs, Julian Assange, hypocritical Hollywood elites, and cream puffs offended by American flags. All this, and MORE 🎙📡

Yes, Elon Musk and MIT stated that there is a 50-100% chance humans live in a matrix. Now a 3-D printing company says they can print anything from nothing with carbon nano-tubes. Literally building molecules or breaking them apart. What could go wrong? Add some time travelers with 3-D molecular printers and here we are 😂 ALSO, Human trafficking and the usual conspiracy stuff 🎙📡💥

Yes, after a week of being swamped, a later than usual podcast! Brussels halts 5G (it can see through walls), infamous mustache Bolton ranked Korea talks, since when does Saudi Arabia have nuclear power (Christian Death cults at work), the ghoul Biden being defended by the same mental midgets that screwed Kavanough; ole’ Joe is just ‘handsy’ that’s all 😒 no, he’s an f’ing creep, borderline molest...

Opening with the mockery of Jussie Smollett and all that ‘privilege’, then moving to accusations against Shep Smith of Fox News molesting a man in his apartment, sauntering over to the data collection programs the feds had in place in the 90’s (well before 2001), then finally rounding out with the Mueller Report outcome and why the this is a moment of reckoning between the relationships of big dat...

One of my better broadcasts. Why? They can now map your genes via sound 🗣 NZ shooting and the gun confiscation continues 🔫 Sara carter on point 👩‍⚖️ and yes, yours truly reads the poetic stylings of none other than the Discordian Society’s very own prodigal son, Beto O’Rourke. He likes getting his balls waxed. First time seeing, first time reading it through, zero fuck ups. 🎙📡

We begin with the sobering reality of human trafficking and the sudden proliferation of stories exposing it. Follow this up with why this is prevalent amongst the ruling class, we go back to ancient texts and apocryphal stories from the Bible discovering that the supposed culture of fallen angels still exists 👹 coming down from this cloud more Trump nonsense, and Pelosi pulling the plug on the de...

In this mental suppository, the NSA quits one of its programs (and the subsequent Russiagate tweek 😆), Cohen is a moron, and Congresswoman Omer shooting her mouth off 🎙📡

In this riveting episode, which is late for the week, we delve into Jussie Smolletts awful acting, Cohen’s “devastating” testimony (gossip and hearsay), the firmament and the moon in earths atmosphere (!), AOC, the sour faced rodent Diane Feinstein roundhouses 16 year olds, Yellowstone taking out the US, and smut! Gird your loins and listen! 🎙📡

Your host has proven himself ahead of the curve, as always, when CNN finally discovers that the US is supplying and funding terrorist (thanks for showing up to the party...); how the West is subverting Catholicism and Islam to counter Russian and Chinese population; Portly Pompeo spills the beans on Kurdistan; Tulsi Gabbard; and more!

Roger Stone needlessly arrested with a swat team, Dershowitz (notorious loud mouthed schnook and friend of Jeffery Epstein) surprisingly decides to side with Stone; Venezuela up in arms and is the equivalent of China and Russia saying even though trump won 2016 we only recognize the mule shaped Hillary as president, ancient technology and what the US really wants with all of the invasions...

A freedom of information act request released some fun little research projects the feds were working on...literally bending space/time and traveling to different dimensions. What could go wrong?

Taking a slight detour from the normal politically frothy rants, we brush on Nathan Philips (notorious appliance repair man and paid for protestor), the gummint shutdown, Roger Stone indictment (if he’s in trouble for lying, why aren’t Dems like Hillary and Comey in the same trouble). Then we’re off to the races with ancient languages, their meanings, and their implications for re-emerging ancient...

Gird your loins for anti-war NBC reporters quitting, Democrat created Russian Bots, A weekend at Bernie’s and his feisty digits honking on female staffer, Hackers holding up Lloyd’s of London with 9/11 docs held hostage, Ginsberg on the ropes, facial hair challenged Bolton and portly Pompeo threaten millions in the Middle East, and finally Oprah telling socialists to know their place and shut up...

The ever pious, former FBI Director Comey, forgets/refuses to answer 200+ questions, and all of a sudden the party of Peace (Dems) is OUTRAGED that the president withdraws troops from an illegal war due to democrat instigation...then again, to quote one of the architects of supplying the terrorists in Syria, “what difference does it make?”, war is business.

Flynn was hoodwinked into a perjury trap and this town needs an enema. Short podcast. Late podcast. But then first of 2019

The smug giant, Comey, meets behind closed doors and refuses to answer, or forgets, over 200+ answers while ADMITTING the Steele dossier (that triggered spying on trump) was NEVER verified! Woooo! Clinton is busy flopping away on using the Foundation as their personal piggy bank. Finally, Cohen tries to get a better deal be lying to forget about the original lie didn’t mean to forget.