The Chelsea Channel

I AM NOT AS AWAKE AS I THOUGHT. Millennial Green is not unique. Please enjoy the next 30 mins as I realize I am just a "basic b*tch" after all. If I was asleep to this trend, I am clearly barley awake and now the future expansion of my conscious mind looks like it might I have a lot farther to go. What’s your generational..or "Millennial trend" you secretly love? Let me know in the comments!

...welcome to the bonus episode where you find out what happened to the cat...-> skip to 10:10 to get right to the story. No spoilers, but a TW to anyone with a weak stomach. Cat mystery aside, listen as I guide you through on how to "take the pause". Learn how I find secret missions of self-growth, hidden inside your everyday life.

The real process of stepping into who you’re meant to be, isn't just manifesting, it's also about ACTION... But not just any action. It's action in a direction that feels almost impossible to achieve. The opposite of your comfort zone. And really, none of that matters if you can't even see when the test is being given! But I can show you how to spot it. Do you want a truthful, funny, spiritual pod...

In this episode I talk about my curly hair spiritual awakening. Every major hormonal shift, brain frequency change, and identity crisis has made me grow curls. After having my daughter, I literally grew ringlets. I had to chop off the old hair (and old version of me) because she doesn’t exist anymore. I also share the origin story of The Chelsea Channel...the variety show baby that was born the se...

FOR ONLY $5 a month you can get access to all my spiritual episodes which are extremely helpful for those who seek a safe place while they search for deeper meaning in this world. I will never lie to my listeners and will never use your time to inject fear onto anyone. In this $bonus Patreon episode, I discuss what it feels like to be psychic. Spoiler alert...WE ALL FEEL THIS WAY. I believe everyo...

This episode started as a reflection on how negative I was in The Art of Not Giving a Post. I was complaining about being a stay at home mom and "missing" the restaurant world. But as I listened back, I realized how silly that actually was. I wouldn’t go back. I’d never own a restaurant. I’d be doing exactly this...podcasting, comedy, content creation...just full-time. From there, the episode took...

I’m done creating just to stay “consistent.” I only post or record when I feel called, when I’m channeling something real. My art isn’t content; it’s connection. Slow growth, real followers, unforced. I'm not into exploiting my listeners...and to me..."spamming them into listening to me" is exploiting their trust. In this episode, I talk about using the podcast as research for my book; a generatio...

Alright — this one’s kind of a mess. I’m just venting. I can’t fake it anymore. I’m so over pretending everything’s fine or trying to fit into what people think life should look like. I talk about how my truth is always changing — how I feel about my relationships, my life, myself — it all shifts. And I think that is normal, but no one talks about it. I’m also just sick of how fast people cut each...

This is the first episode behind the paywall, and it’s a big one. I’m talking postpartum depression — but with a comedic twist, because honestly, if I don't laugh about it, I’ll fall apart. I also get into this weird thing no one really talks about: how people who get sober in their 30s often speed-run through marriage, babies, home ownership — and then one day you look up, 10 years in, exhausted,...

This episode is a rare, raw, and beautiful departure from my usual comedy show — and it’s 100% free (just this once). Future spiritual episodes will live behind the paywall, but I wanted this one to reach everyone who might need it...and maybe might want to stay. In this powerful, deeply personal solo episode, I open the door to a new chapter: spiritual guidance, emotional healing, and real talk a...

In this episode, I dive into the wild world of Taylor Swift — yes, I am a fan (I say it multiple times, Swifties, relax) — but today we're poking a little fun and peeling back the layers. Using the Gematria Calculator , I explore the spooky, funny, and twisted connections behind Taylor’s name and current cancellation drama. We’re talking dark humor meets divine downloads — what if this "cancellati...

In this episode, I take you on a road trip through New England -- Slipping into character for each state and cooking up improvised jingles like a radio DJ who's hitting the Dunks a little too hard. Listen as I discuss why New Englanders are pushed to the edge each year and turn on each other as a form of therapy.

The current global events threw me in such a way I launched a Patreon. How has your week been? TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses miscarriage, pregnancy loss, still birth and emotional grief. It also includes adult themes on plant-medicine experiences. Listener discretion is advised. If you're in crisis, please reach out to a crisis resource.