The Chaser Report

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Dom and Charles are excited for the sporting event of the decade, the Enhanced Games! Just as they push podcasting to its extreme limits through doping, so too will these athletes. Right up until Charles finds a major flaw in the Enhanced Games ideology after thinking about it for two seconds. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Do...

Charles provides his exclusive firsthand account of what happened at Jeff Bezos' wedding. But the thing is, it got a little bit socially awkward when it came to the whole "wedding gift" area. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Chaser...

Trump has arrived in NATO and been welcomed by enough brown-nosing to make Dom and Charles realise how screwed everything is. Protection rackets we can manage, just please don't make us call him "daddy". Plus, an update on the current career of Scott Morrison. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Char...

Charles and Dom reveal their most shameful secret, which is what their algorithm shows them on Apple News. Turns out these self-described "thought leaders" are a bit more shallow than they put on. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fu...

In breaking news, Jeff Bezos has cancelled his wedding plans! Oh and a little something about the ceasefire that is isn't is isn't is isn't on. But much more importantly, Jeff Bezos' wedding. Plus, Charles explains the "Genius" new bill that will accelerate the end of the American empire. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's s...

Dom and Charles continue their war coverage, this time by asking the pressing questions like: "How do the B-2 pilots take a piss?" Charles has his first theory on the end of the rule of not just international law, but all laws. Plus, Dom shares an anecdote about getting into a bar fight in Japan. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam...

Charles and Dom react to the not much news from the weekend. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/   Send complaints to: mediawatch@abc.net.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Tired of the doom and gloom in the news at the moment? Lucky you, because Dom has found an article warning about a brand new type of end-of-the-world prediction: 'Q Day'. Plus, Charles explains the mechanics of quantum computer after an amount of beers that is impossible to measure without altering the result. --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @...

In the wake of war between Israel and Iran, Dom and Charles tackle the nuclear question: how should the world determine who has control of atomic bombs? Also, please keep your voices down when listening to this episode, thank you! --- VOTE OPTICS FOR A LOGIE: https://vote.tvweeklogies.com.au/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth...

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Charles discovers he is never going to make it past American border security, and then Dom realises the same. However are they going to do a United States Chaser Podcast Tour now? --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/   Send complain...

In the wake of Trump's birthday parade this weekend (and ignoring all the wars that just started) Charles is inspired by the President/King/Emperor on how to improve his upcoming 50th bday bash. Plus Dom exposes Charles' favourite ever joke. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar...

Donald Trump is unsure whether the AUKUS deal where Australia gives the US $368 billion and receives zero nuclear submarines is sufficiently "America first". Charles and Dom are here to tell him the truth, that Australia is stealing from America and it needs to be cancelled. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podc...

Charles has discovered a bluetooth tattoo that could win the award for most dystopian product covered on the podcast. Meanwhile he also tells Dom about a mechanical arm controlled by AI, and why everyone should watch season two of The Rehearsal. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our cav...

Dom and Charles make some bold hyperbolic predictions about the outcome of the Los Angeles riots/invasion. Then, once they realise that all their exaggerated ideas are far more likely than first assumed, they double down make even more big calls. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our ca...

In the wake of an Australian journalist being shot at by police in LA, Charles and Dom knock their brains together to come up with a solution for the impending Australia vs USA war. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/   Send compla...

Charles brings several stories that sound like they're from the future but are actually pathetically present, including multiple stories about AI discovering a partner's disloyalty. This episode description was written by 14 people in a sweat shop typing very fast pretending to be AI. Please let us out. Our coordinates are 47.1915° N, 52.8371° W. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's s...

This bloody superannuation tax RIP OFF is DAYLIGHT ROBBERY to HARD BATTLERS like Dom and Charles. When will the government realise it's unfair to dip into their hard earned hoard of gold? Instead, the pair brainstorm how to improve the tax system with the glitz and glamour of a rewards program. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charles...

Dom has discovered a blood-curdling new parasite that literally eats humans alive! He later describes to this episode by saying: "They're not all gonna be winners." Please leave us a five star review using the code-word 'hominivorax'. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar addicti...

Charles has found a research paper with some genuinely fascinating findings on the meme-ification of murder, which leads to a first time in The Chaser Report's history, where Charles and Dom are taking a stand. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.a...

Charles and Dom bring a groundbreaking update on Ukraine, and the unusual technology being used in the war over there. Plus, is Trump finally learning the truth about Putin? --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/support/   Send complaints to:...

Dom and Charles embark on a weekly recap of US politics, where Dom farewells Elon Musk, and Charles explains the newest theory overtaking Wall St. "Nobody calls me chicken." -- Donald Trump (presumably). --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemails: @charlesfirth Email us: podcast@chaser.com.au Fund our caviar addiction: https://chaser.com.au/suppo...

Charles wants to talk about something high octane and exciting, and totally not the bond market. You might hear Dom say he wants to talk about the bond market, but that is comedic misdirection utilised to make a satirical point. I promise this episode isn't about interest rates, the bond market, or how hard it is for Charles to be a homeowner. Now keep listening so he can afford his repayments. --...

Dom takes a look at Kamala Harris' "sliding doors" moment and how she went from being potentially being the most important person on earth, to being at a real estate agent convention in Queensland. Meanwhile, Charles is completely apoplectic with discussions about US politics that don't incite revolution. --- Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwar Spam Dom's socials: @dom_knight Send Charles voicemail...