The Chaser Report

It's been over six months since Australia started mass testing for Covid, so you'd think it would be a seamless process with high-tech mobile phone integration. Think again, as Dom Knight present a mini-play based on the verbatim transcripts of his interactions, trying to get his Covid test results from NSW Health. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with the latest Chaser news headlines. See omnystudio.com/l...

Donald Trump is cured and he's fine. He's great. He's IMMUNE. But is he okay? NSW gets a sexy sex scandal. And Nina talks about how she's taken up a new hobby. Plus Bec De Unamuno with all the news you can't trust. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom runs Nina and Charles through some of humanity's finest achievements with another wrap up of the latest world records. Plus all the latest Chaser news headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should Bondi Beach become a private club that costs $80 at the door? Who would be allowed to enter? Are Covid-positive only parties a good idea or a terrible, terrible, terrible idea? Plus all the latest Chaser news headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Donald Trump has covid and Nina takes us through a soundbite by soundbite analysis of how it happened. Charles is trying to sell his terrible ScoMo towels while Dom was going to talk about the budget but we realised it was too boring. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the news you can't trust. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

In a story that may be relevant for American listeners, a mayor in Romania has been elected in a landslide two week after dying. Also, Gucci has entered the workwear business, and a man has an old sandwich that President Richard Nixon half-ate. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno delivers all the news you can't trust. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Craig Reucassel is filling in for Nina Oyama, who is away being successful, and Craig has a bone to pick with Dom Knight and Charles Firth. Plus, the US Presidential debate was the worst debate ever and for some reason Dom takes us through a beat by beat summary of the shitshow. Charles reviews a smart hairbrush that costs $277. Plus all the latest fake news from Rebecca De Unamuno. See omnystudio...

Two statues of a fish have been abolished in Morocco simply because locals thought they looked a tiny teensy bit like giant penises. The Thai government is mailing litter back to people who litter. Repeat offenders face five years in jail. Does this go far enough? And NASA has announced plans to mine the moon. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the news you can't trust. See omnystudio.com/listener f...

The future has arrived, and it's a complete disaster. Charles has got his hands on a new AI engine that can write Chaser-style jokes, and it's worryingly almost good enough. Plus all the latest news you can't trust with Rebecca De Unamuno. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles is older and quite hung over. If that isn't enticing enough, Nina looks at Ellen and awful private school boys, Dom checks out Melbourne's singing protesters, and we hear all about The Chaser's big Covid prank at The Star casino. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with the latest Chaser headlines. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

The future has arrived, and it's here to solve a problem that you've never even thought about. That's right, you can now use your toothbrush to take photos of your mouth. Why hasn't anyone thought of that before. Plus all the latest news you can't trust with Rebecca De Unamuno. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

An Australian official is now in trouble for eating a type of endangered native turtle. People were alerted to the dish when he tweeted about it. A man in England has used a giant live snake as a facemask. And a bridezilla has complained about receiving a hamper as a wedding gift. Plus the latest Chaser news headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Ho...

At the beginning of the show, Nina gets sacked. Then we remember 9/11, and pay tribute to the way America has gotten even dumber since then. Dom looks at Bob Woodward's new book about Trump, and Nina (assuming she's not sacked) takes a deep dive into the King of Burns in the Queensland government. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest Chaser news headlines. See omnystudio.com/listener for pr...

After many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many seasons of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Charles and Dom are devastated to learn from Nina that it has been axed. Vale a show that nobody watched anyway. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest news you can't trust. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

A man in England has gotten into trouble with his wife after he bought a 3.5 metre long replica of a T-Rex. A movie buff in Canada is seeking to break the world record of the number of times a movie has been seen in a cinema, and a Church in Germany is playing a song so slowly that it won't end until 2640. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest news you can't trust. See omnystudio.com/listene...

This week Nina wades into the latest TikTok controversy, Dom reveals whether gender reveal parties are a good idea, and Charles meets a $16,000 laundry-folding robot. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with the newsiest news that ever news knew. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nina Oyama takes Charles Firth and Dom Knight on a trip to the Video Music Awards, something which the ageing white men have only a vague awareness of. She quizzes them on the history of the VMAs, proving definitively that they know nothing about the VMAs. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the Chaser news headlines that we can get past the lawyers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

A bear has broken into a convenience store in Lake Tahoe, California, and eaten chips on the floor. Dom Knight takes Nina Oyama and Charles Firth through what is (so far) the only good news story of 2020. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the Chaser news a few days after it's happened. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Can you believe it’s been 50 episodes already?! We celebrate by looking at the QAnon conspiracy with Nina, Tony Abbott’s guide to sacrificing old people to pandemics and Dom delivers a smattering of good news in an otherwise bleak and not at all celebratory episode. Plus, Chaser news headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno for the 50th-ish time. 
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Is the major problem in your life that you eat too fast? Luckily, Silicon Valley has a solution for you. Charles Firth reviews something that you've always wanted: a bluetooth enabled fork, that comes with its own app. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest fake news headlines. 
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KFC has dropped their slogan “Finger Licking Good” because it's not very appropriate during a pandemic. Two French police officers have been criticised for confronting a woman sunbaking topless on a beach. And speaking of nudity, a German nudist has gone viral after a boar stole his laptop. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the Chaser news headlines that we can get past the lawyers. 
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The Republican Convention is on this week, and well, yeah, it's a bit Nazi. Nina Oyama looks at the desperate plight of Britney Spears, Dom Knight takes a long look at a nudist camp in France and Charles Firth introduces a new quiz: Is it Republican or is it Nazi. Plus Rebecca De Unamuno with all the latest Chaser headlines that we can get past the legal team. 
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The last Blockbuster Video in the world is now an AirBNB - you can stay there and watch whatever you want. Public library workers in Washington State have found a stash of beers and gum dating back from the 80s. And Pete Evans has a new Byron healing clinic. Plus all the latest headlines you can't trust from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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Public toilets with transparent glass have been installed in a park in Tokyo. Dogs must be walked twice per day according to new German law, and a small town in Switzerland has experienced a very strange phenomena called chocolate snow, in the middle of summer. Plus all the latest headlines you can't trust from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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We plan an escape to another planet as Nina looks at diversity on Australian TV (spoiler: there isn’t much), Dom discovers a village that quarantines people in a haunted house, and Charles braves a 12-year-old’s birthday party. Plus news from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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