The Chaser Report

Charles and Dom are joined by comedian and writer for The Shot, and (more impressively) The Shovel, Matt Harvey! Matt is performing at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, and he's trialling a unique model of payment that means his audience only pay what they feel is right for tickets. How does it work? Listen and find out. More details about Matts show "Wage Against The Machine" can be fo...

Donald Trump has figured out a way to make himself infinite money, as Charles drunkenly explains. Please leave a 5 Star review so that we tell Charles to record at this blood alcohol content level more often. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know your laws on refugees are bad when even PAULINE HANSON thinks they're a step too far. Dom brings you up to speed on the weird/evil new laws that the government tried passing, but the Senate blocked. Meanwhile Charles' brain melts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the face of all the horrid news of the present, Dom presents Charles with three products from the future. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom loves football and is overjoyed to hear that FIFA has decided to grow a sense of ethics. Ethics that mean there's only one place woke enough to host the FIFA 2034 World Cup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles debriefs Dom on his adventures with spies using a very convenient loophole that means he can yap about whatever he wants. Using this loophole, Charles shares that he legitimately knows where the AUKUS submarines are being kept. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom explains to Charles the genius solutions for the Gaza conflict that Jared Kushner has come up with, including the real estate potential. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For whatever reason, Charles has been legitimately contracted by Australia's security service for a task. Dom tries to help Charles plan how to succeed in his new position. Plus Charles confirms that ASIO is monitoring The Chaser, because we're such a security threat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom Knight has the latest on sighting of Kate Middleton. Meanwhile Charles Firth has ACTUAL PROOF that Prince William had an affair with Rose Hanbury. Screw it, I guess we're full-blown Royal commentators now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom bring you The Chaser's weekly Kate Middleton update, as is our journalistic duty. Where is the Duchess of Cambridge? How is Meghan Markle stirring the pot? And what happens if the future King turns out to be a bit of a C? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Scott Morrison's farewell party in his own seat got postponed for a reason that was as unfortunate as it was unforeseeable. Dom and Charles plan how to give him the send-off he deserves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The US Congress have voted to ban TikTok, and Charles believes he's the core reason. Meanwhile Dom investigates further into the details of our $700 trillion giveaway. Plus we read your reviews! The Chaser Report is about to have 7,000,000 listeners, so we're giving away $700 trillion! Email podcast@chaser.com.au to try and win big! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In honour of The Chaser Report's upcoming 7,000,000th listener, we are giving away $700 TRILLION. Email podcast@chaser.com.au to say why the money belongs to you for your chance to win this absolutely legitimate offer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bruce Lehmann has been filmed in his own home at a party with some unnamed white powder. In thematically unrelated news, mass amounts of cocaine has been seized in Sydney by police. Plus the Tasmanian Premier has a $12 million plan to stay in power. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kate Middleton has resurfaced, and Buckingham Palace has executed a photoshop job worse than Channel 9's AI. Plus Charles and Dom bring you a comprehensive recap of the Oscars award ceremony. Or at least they said they would. Listen and see for yourself how that promise pans out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rupert Murdoch has gotten engaged for a SIXTH time, just before his 93rd birthday. In the spirit of love, Charles and Dom take a look at what the next Murdoch wedding could look like, and another very very very expensive wedding ceremony. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom gives us a full tour of Mark Zuckerberg's underground lair (that totally isn't evil). Meanwhile Charles has some good news about microplastics. Also, make sure you leave a review! We LITERALLY read all of them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Max Chandler-Mather presents the Greens' solution for the housing "un-crisis" as Charles puts it. Meanwhile Dom debates the awkwardness of Peter Dutton attending Gina Rineheart's birthday party for only an hour. Plus Anthony Albanese is named a war criminal by the ICC. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dutton shows off his political bravery with a radioactive new policy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In a devastating loss to Labor, the Liberal Party did not win the by-election for the seat of Dunkley... or did they? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A member of the British Royal Family is missing, which can only mean one thing for Charles and Dom: heinous speculation. And pegging jokes, because we're classy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a spy in the midst of Australian politics! And the two great minds capable of identifying the traitor are not Charles and Dom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dom and Charles debrief on Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Then they move onto far more interesting matters, and plot how to create their own billionaire club. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Charles and Dom make their incredible predictions about what will be in Scott Morrison's farewell speech. Stay tuned for tomorrow when they compare how well their predictions went! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The American Presidential Election 2024 has already been plagued by instances of AI causing havoc and confusion. A totally real and not AI generated Charles and Dom bring you up to speed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.