The Cellblock Scorch Writing Contest

Week 43 of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: "Why wouldn't I?" Must involve a monarchy and a betrothal. Can be fandom or original. I make no apologies. Scorch name: The Tale of All Fur Winner: Cricket Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-Fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/cricketwrites⁠

Week 235b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Mogryn Scorch name: Mogryn Winner: Red Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/red13⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 42 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: It was the worst moment to make my first mistake Scorch name: Circus Winner: Peixe Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/peixe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 235a of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: Turns out chaos is just a bunch of feathers Scorch name: Deploy the Chaos Winner: Octo Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/octo_octo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 41 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: "Yeah, I'm minoring in Villainy, so..." Scorch name: Graduate School Winner: Grishmak Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 234b of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: someone trying to sort things that Will Not be sorted Scorch name: 1979.05.27 Conversation 8.1 [Transcript] Winner: Cricket Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-Fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/cricketwrites

Week 40 of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: A sci-fi detective. Somehow must use the line "it's not like it was bigger than your average troll." Scorch name: Blackstar Winner: Cricket Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-Fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/cricketwrites

Week 234a of the cellblock scorch. Prompt: I’m not quite sure what I was expecting but I certainly wasn’t expecting a whale to be involved Scorch name: A Respectable Job Winner: Bones Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/bonesdontmelt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 39 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: The Land of Happy Pink Scorch name: Land of My Creation Winner: Grishmak Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 233b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: You’d think that aliens trying to start a human zoo would pick a more diverse selection then you and the only two people you would pay to watch suffer Scorch name: Suffer, Fools Winner: Styx Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/styx144183⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 38 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: My friends never believed me when I told them that the diminutive 'ito' found in the word mosquito implies that there must once have been a larger creature... Until today. The sky darkened as the legendary creature, El Mosco, descended and… Scorch name: Mosquito Winner: Lost Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 233a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: He’s got the personality of a soap bubble Scorch name: Personality of a Soap Bubble Winner: SafetyMatches Matches' horror review podcast: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pod SLASH Cast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 37 of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: There was light in their eyes Scorch name: Neid's First Tapestry Winner: Cricket Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-Fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/cricketwrites

Week 232b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: The world's gonna end in slow motion Scorch name: Slowly Winner: Red Kofi: ⁠⁠ko-fi.com/red13⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 36 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: "You're insane" "I know, isn't it charming?" Scorch name: Charmed, To Be Sure Winner: Grishmak Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 232a of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: God forbid women do anything Scorch name: I, a WOMAN Winner: Octo Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/octo_octo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 35 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: I like to know the killer isn't me Scorch name: Killer, Killer, Isn't Me Winner: Peixe Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/peixe⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 231b of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: grudges are much like potato chips - you can’t just have one Scorch name: Ana's Grudges Winner: Cricket Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-Fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/cricketwrites

Week 34 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: The last line is "and there were sugar cookies on the table" Scorch name: Pretty Boy Contest Winner: Lost Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 231a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: You truly lack the ability to even begin comprehending how little I care about your opinion Scorch name: She Has the Wheel Winner: Styx Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/styx144183⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 33 of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: ⁠ Fight to the death on a hospital roof Scorch name: Apocalypse Diary 8/9/27 Winner: Cricket Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-Fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/cricketwrites

Week 230b of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: Unorthodox prosthetics Scorch name: Limbs Winner: Octo Kofi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/octo_octo⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 32 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Write me a pantheon. You must involve at least- one(1) major god by appearance - two(2) major gods by mention- two(2) minor gods and/or two(2) mortals by appearance (or one(1) of each, that's cool)Go crazy. I don't care if it's fandom based or of your own invention. Just write me godly shenanigans. Write me a pantheon. Scorch name: Divine Drabble...

Week 230a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: I don’t call myself a hero, cuz calling yourself a hero makes you a self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat Scorch name: Don't Call Yourself A Hero Winner: SafetyMatches Matches' horror review podcast: ⁠⁠⁠Pod SLASH Cast⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 31 of the Cellblock Scorch Prompt: Still Feel⁠ by Half Alive Scorch name: Center of Gravity Winner: Cricket Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/CellblockScorch⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Ko-Fi: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ko-fi.com/cricketwrites