The Cellblock Scorch Writing Contest

Week 67 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: As far as I know, nothing unusual happens there... anymore. Scorch name: That Place Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 247b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: If you knew what chivalry actually was in real life, you’d be glad it was dead. Scorch name: Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 66 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: [Image prompt: the prince from cinderella judging the clothes of his party guests] Original prompt can be seen for free on our patreon Scorch name: High Fashion Winner: Cricket Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 247a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: three people who absolutely do not belong at the PTA bake sale Scorch name: June Snapple Runs the Bakesale Winner: Cricket Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 65 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Only the most unfortunate people have their shoes stolen Scorch name: Madison Winner: Lost Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 246b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: “We thought you were dead!” “Well, in many ways I am, but I don’t like to talk about it.” Scorch name: I Am Dead Winner: SafetyMatches Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 64 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: your new neighbor casually claims that they’re a lizard person. you’re suspicious, since you didn’t see them at the last convocation of the lizard people. Scorch name: The Beautification Project Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 246a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: not ACAB, but a second, more secret sort of bastard Scorch name: Two Moons, On Thursday Winner: Styx Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 63 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Who decided that? Scorch name: Unn and Her Mother Winner: Cricket Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 245b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: swear word worldbuilding Scorch name: Tineff's New Trick Winner: Cricket Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 62 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: The New Spokescandy Scorch name: M&M Orange Winner: Lost Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 245a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: I could take you. This isn't a boast, it's a burn. Scorch name: Meet Me in the Parking Lot Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 61 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Bookcases of Rage Scorch name: Common People's Books Winner: Grishmak Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 244b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: rhetoric about as profound as a nursery rhyme Scorch name: Profound Winner: Styx Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 60 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Hats are like personalities Scorch name: Hats Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 244a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: it’s a lonely climb from the village up to the gods palace. But as the only person who’s ever come back it’s your job to continue to deliver the packages to the gods who live above the clouds. Except for the reason you’ve always come back is that you’ve never gone to the top. Scorch name: The Climb Winner: Bones Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https:...

Week 59 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Knives like words Scorch name: Cursed: Knives Like Words Winner: Lost Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 243b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: I don't expect you to ever feel bad about killing me, but I will make you regret it Scorch name: Rueing the day Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 58 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Radical dude Scorch name: Totally Tubular Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 243a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Give me the most self indulgent and/or pretentious tragedy or horror story that you want to Scorch name: Tragedy Winner: Red Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 57 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Something out of place Scorch name: Out of Place Winner: Grishmak Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 242b of the cellblock scorch Prompt: the worst of all Thriller tropes : egregious every other paragraph flash backs to an event that either had nothing to do with the story or to much to do with the story Scorch name: Alone Winner: Bones Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 56 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: His only thought was "trick the lady" Scorch name: Invisible Soulmate Winner: Lost Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 242a of the cellblock scorch Prompt: Oh, you didn’t know? [Name/pronoun] came from Somewhere Else Scorch name: The Lightshiner Shadow-Doubts Winner: Rev Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Week 55 of the cellblock scorch Prompt: "Tis not we who are fickle, its thee who can never return" Scorch name: Nameless Winner: Octo Linktree: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/stellacorps⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠