The Cavalry

Andrew needs backup that Christmas Eve service needs to start at 6pm or earlier and be under 45 minutes. Johnny needs backup that he doesn't need anyone to send thank you cards. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_conten...

Johnny needs backup that all divisions and the conferences should be eliminated in the NFL. Andrew needs backup that it's unseemly to keep up with technology after a certain age. Happy New Year!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

Johnny needs backup that December birthdays are actually an advantage. Andrew needs backup that Costco should sell health insurance. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew needs backup that the NBA needs a height limit. Johnny needs backup that ruffled chips are better than flat chips. Merry Christmas!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew needs backup that the new TSA basket system isn't faster. Johnny needs backup that there should be fact checking during bio-pics so you know what really happened.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew needs backup that if as a business if you don't accept cash you can't then charge to take credit cards. Johnny needs backup that you don't have to tip at an all inclusive resort.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&amp...

It's our first live episode! Enjoy as we try to backup the Wisconsin crowd as they submitted their topics before the show. If you're looking for more traditional Cavalry content, make sure you're subscribed to the Patreon for our extended post-show banter.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unk...

Johnny needs backup that they should just eliminate the least popular flavors in the variety pack. Andrew needs backup that leaning against the wall when you're doing standup comedy is arrogant and stupid. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creators...

Andrew needs backup that asking "What do you do there?" in response to a vacation destination is a dumb question. Johnny needs backup that he would fight mugger before giving them anything.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&...

Andrew needs backup that DJ's are great and we need more of them! Johnny needs backup that if you order takeout and they forget an item you should be owed a sexual favor. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyL...

Andrew needs backup that there all single-occupancy restrooms should be genderless. Johnny needs backup that no one needs to send voice memos you can just text. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew needs backup that using AI to plan your vacations is stupid. Johnny needs backup that Valentines Day is stupid. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Andrew needs backup on being able to sign a waiver to forgo his medical privacy so he can just get an email from his doctor. Johnny needs backup that he would always rather watch a movie than a show, again.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creat...

Andrew needs backup that if you're really rich you should just tip everyone for everything all the time. Johnny needs backup that Halloween should always be the last Saturday of October.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_cont...

Andrew needs backup that people who try to give you perspective when you're going through a hard time aren't as helpful as they think they are. Johnny needs backup that sports movies are better than sports themselves. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm...

Andrew needs backup that streamers don't need to tease that they've got old movies they just acquired the rights to "coming soon". Johnny needs backup that it's ok to lock your bedroom door to keep your kids out of your room at night. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&...

Johnny needs backup that airlines should ask for your height and weight in order to seat the plane equitably. Andrew needs backup that if you ask for a prescription for a Covid vaccine they should just give it to you.  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creator...

Johnny needs backup that all memes should only be used with attribution to the original author. Andrew needs backup that taking pride in your generation's accomplishments is dumb. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_conte...

Andrew needs backup that waiting in a long line for gas isn't worth whatever you're saving. Johnny needs backup that the Got Jesus campaign is a lazy ripoff of Got Milk and any Got whatever campaign should be banned. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_...

Johnny needs backup that if someone opens the door for you twice in successive fashion that only one thank you is required. Andrew needs backup that stay-at-home mom influencers are by definition not stay-at-home moms. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=...

Johnny needs backup on it being socially acceptable to buy a cake for individual consumption. Andrew needs backup that Portland has taken it too far with the pollinator gardens and has created emboldened bees. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creators...

Johnny needs backup that parents shouldn't force there little kids to wear "funny" T-shirts. Andrew needs backup that if the bathroom requires a code to get in, it should be cleaner than the average public bathroom. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&u...

Johnny needs backup that the public deserves to know the details in all celebrity deaths. Andrew needs backup because Heidi forgot which date was his birthday and had the audacity to ask him. Subscribe to the Patreon!!! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creato...

Johnny needs backup that no one should get to brag about running a half-marathon. Andrew needs backup that if you're going to dedicate a bench to someone on a hike make sure you do it at the top of the the hill. Enjoy! Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=cr...

We discuss a Cavalry power move used in the wild by a loyal listener! Then Andrew needs backup on companies awarding rewards points for basic decency. Johnny needs backup that when women moon someone it's not really a prank. Enjoy!  Support the show Remember to sign up for the Patreon for Post-Show Banter! https://patreon.com/thecavalrypodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&u...