The CatScare Podcast

Okay, so what happens when you play with a Quija board...you end up on this podcast. Join Cam and Mike, as they dodge projectile vomit, levitate (like Dua Lipa), and sexually abuse Christian iconography while they review 1973's horror classic The Exorcist. Mr. Howdy is in bed with us, right now father!

Join Cam and Michael as they welcome special guests Shauna and Arizona. We talk about Nic Cage, Pigs, cutting grass, cookies, and of course video games.

After being let down by IT: Chapter 2 things couldn't get worse. Oh! I'm sorry M. Night Shyamalan is here to make that shit storm of a movie look like a masterpiece. Join Cam and Mike, along with effeminate Mark Wahlberg, aloof Zooey Dechanel, and sweaty John Lequizamo as we run from the stink of this film. 

Do  you wanna know how to make a sequel? Don't take cues from this movie. The cinematic equivalent of a wet fart. It's like bizzarro Gremlins 2. Maybe Cam and Mike's least favorite movie of all time. No one wants to play with the clown! Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

On tonight's episode the boys talk about gun control, video game inspired movie, what a dog wants, and reality food shows. Also, we hear of Campbell's love for everything bagels, not everything bagels, everything about bagels! Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Come one! Come all! It's the greatest show on earth! Starring Pennywise The Dancing Clown, he is here to entertain and maim you. So get your red balloon, cause on this podcast, we all float down here. Also we talk Johnny Depp and Amber Hear.....so scary! Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Another BadHam spoof podcast, Dr. Westwily finds out exactly what a W.A.P. is.

It's a story as old as time. Stalker falls in love with unsuspecting victim. Unsuspecting victim has her life, flipped upside down. I'd like to take minute and just sit right there, and tell you how i got admitted in a psych ward, and now bloody tampons are getting thrown at me. Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Michael was busy this week, but that won't slow down this CatTrain! Tyler from Spotify's The Tyler Talk Show, to chat about, religion, politics, the paranormal, Tik Tok videos, and horror movies. Pretty much all the things you are not supposed to talk about at a party. Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Michael and Campbell pull a seat up and take a big bite out of 2022's Hulu exclusive Fresh. The winter soldier takes off his vibranium arm, and picks up some Tender dates, to make some jerky outta of some human meat. Hope we have the stomach for it? Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

From the twisted mind of Campbell! A parody of Campbell had to make fun of. A "true" History Channel documentary called Vampires in America inspired this joke podcast!

In tonight's episode we talk video games...surprise, the beach, and taking photos. A psychologist would have a field day. Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Another masterpiece horror from Ari Aster. Join Michael and Campbell, as they jump of a cliff, dance around the may pole, drink some mushroom tea, and skin each other alive. Spoiler alert: they just talk about it, and Campbell just talks about Florence Pugh. Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

My children, Ava and Grayson, stop by for a chat! 

Renamed episode of bullshit! This episode of CatChat has Michael and Campbell going over the sad adventures of life in retail world! Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Two podcast host sit down and, take a look. At the 2014 movie The Babadook. It's only Easter, and not lent. It was directed by a woman named Jennifer Kent. She is from Australia, and....uh...what rhymes with Australia? Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

On tonight's episode we talk about pro wrestling, trampoline zombie bites, anime, and only fans! Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Are we alive or dead? That's the question behind tonight's movie. Does this cult favorite still holds up today? All I know is there is a great deal of nudity in it, so two thumbs up! Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

Tonight, we talk about new movies on Hulu, Harry Potter, boobs, and why Michael needs to put down Elden Ring. Campbell talks about BDE, just look it up! Catscare's new logo designed and created by Sarah. Check out her stuff on Instagram: SJ.tattooz

In 1993 a movie came along that changed the face of the summer blockbuster. Amazing special effects, great characters, and intense action scenes. It was called Jurassic Park, this isn't that movie. 

Sorry for missing a post on Sunday, to say sorry here is some bullshit.

Close encounters of the Blum House kind. Michael and Campbell look to the skies in this hilarious episode.

If ghosts were dicks, the internet would be full of ghosts. Join Michael and Campbell as they tackle this browser format. This is stupid!

Take a trip with M. Night Shaymalan, sadly the tickets are non-refundable. Michael and Campbell go skinny dipping in a shallow pool of character archetypes and, break their spines with twist after twist. With special guest Shauna.....didn't see that twist coming!  

Michael and Campbell, take a trip to an abandoned Toys R Us and purchase Annabelle: Creation. Is this the best chapter of the Converse ever? Does this movie end up being just as empty as a porcelain doll? Why do dolls scare Campbell so much? Why so serious?  Music provided by: https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/