The Carpet Chat

The Carpet Chat

Sports EN ↓ 47 episodes

Three obsessive Arsenal fans talk football and more on a doubly unofficial Arsenal podcast inspired by a different unofficial Arsenal podcast

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The Carpet Chat

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Latest episode

Aug 21, 2025

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Episodes

Episode 22: Weep Ham 21.04.2023

Join the original trio and bask in audiophile glory as the group dissects the underwhelming Westham performance. There is a huge fight in the middle between Nomics and FFG about systems and how to play so you don't want to miss this one! They almost came to blows, had to calm them down

Episode 21: Liverpool Sadness? 14.04.2023

The original gang break down the confusing result at Anfield, and what it means for the season going forward. Including segments like Clickbait Headline, Chub of the Day, Bum of the Day, and Slander Center. Perhaps some vicious arguments between the crew on what this result means and the individual performances.

Episode 20: Hold me Holding 08.04.2023

Its Liverpool or Die-erpool this weekend and your favourite jewish duo is here to discuss all that and more on the big twentieth episode of the Carpet Chat. Improv, Klopp anger and more is discussed in a Balmy 36 minute format

Episode 19: 9 to Go 06.04.2023

Shuks Ghostwriter FFG is the host this time with Nomics as his under study. The duo talk about Declan Rice, Clean Sheets, and an overall phenomenal performance at home against leeds but with room for improvement. The pod doesnt need room for improvement though, only this description section

Episode 18: : Step on a Crack Break Saliba's Back 01.04.2023

The lads reunite with FFG and Nomics after shuk recovered from his sickness with Pep to discuss a huge game at dusk against Leeds. The men even take a quick peak at city to see if they are still relevant. There is talk as well about doctors and lawyers and more!

Episode 17: InterLolz 27.03.2023

With Shukie's voice gone, the classic duo of FFG and Nomics get together to discuss the in between period known as the "international break". Topics include clickbait headlines, Balogun, conte out, palace, and even a return from the loved SlanderCenter segment and more!

Episode 16: Fulham, Full Hearts, Can't Lose 14.03.2023

Shuk, Nomics and ffg get together to break down Arsenal's dominant 3-0 win on the road at Fulham. The lads discuss Marco Silva's controversial choice to not play a low block and the pros and cons of Fulham's tactical decision to give up tons of goals. There's a first-of-its-kind Chub of the Week + SlanderCenter combo, Facebook Headlines of the week and maybe even some talk about the Europa League...

Episode 15: The #ReissTurn 05.03.2023

ffg and Nomics get together to celebrate Arsenal's 3-2 victory over AFC Bournemouth. The lads run through Arteta's lineup adjustments, find content to fill SlanderCenter despite the thrilling win and give their Clickbait takes on the day. But first, Nomics tries to prove his worth as the internet's leading Reiss Nelson stan.

The Carpet Chat - Episode 14 - Absolute Spanking of Everton 04.03.2023

The original trio Nomics FFG and Shukie get together to discuss a scintillating Arsenal revenge performance against Everton! 

The Carpet Chat - Episode 13: Everton Revenge Game 01.03.2023

The Lads Reunite and bring in a forecast for the Everton game with wild wild predictions 

The Carpet Chat: Episode 12 - Screw The Var We Do It Our Way 26.02.2023

Nomics FFG get together to discuss an unbelievably average game but an above average podcast is here. A deep dive into what kind of refs and var we have to deal with and more! 

The Carpet Chat: Episode 11 - Bounce Back Baby 21.02.2023

The bounce back is here and Shukie and Nomics the original Duo are here to discuss it with you. Listen closely as we analyze Aston Villas disaster class along with more than that too 

Episode 10: We feel like shit 16.02.2023

No words just pain 

The Carpet Chat: Episode 9, Don't worry it's just City Next 15.02.2023

NOMICS IS BACK! Shukie nomics and ffg take a delayed look at what transpired at brentford followed by a quick peek ahead to tomorrows fixture against second place Manchester City. 

The Carpet Chat Episode 8: Everton? No, it's Brentford 11.02.2023

The temporary lads get together (ffg) and (playboycorni) to discuss an underwhelming Everton Performance followed by an overwhelming new segment and a look ahead at the Brentford game and our confidence levels moving forward 

Episode 6: Jorginho Disaster Audio Podcast 06.02.2023

We were joined by a new fan and a veteran discord user playboi corny as we discussed jorgihnho news. Apologies for terrible audio and after 22min it seems PC is talking over me. I think it adds to the chaos and fun 

Episode 7: Everton Time 04.02.2023

A non-pathetic look ahead to a pathetic fixture against Everton 

Episode 5: City Here We Come! 26.01.2023

A Shenanaganial look ahead of the FA Cup Fixture against city and more! 

Episode 4: The Absolute Roast of United 23.01.2023

In the shows fourth episode, nomics and shukie just go at united from a perspective of unique selections. 

The Carpet Chat: Episode 3: United Waffle Preview and Combined XI 22.01.2023

A look at the united fixture tomorrow as well as incredible waffling regarding a combined 11 that will leave you raging or screaming with laughter

The Carpet Chat: Episode 2 - Who have we signed? 21.01.2023

Nomics and Shukie get together to discuss a crazy day of Arsenal Related Transfer News as well as a look ahead to the upcoming fixtures this weekend and more! 

The Carpet Chat: Episode 1 20.01.2023

In our introductory episode we dabble with a little bit about what brings us to a close knit Arsenal community, the struggle of being an Arsenal fan during the early Arteta days and more! 

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