The Carbon Footprint

King Charles is an inspiration, putting the, Beyond, in, Bed, Bath & Beyond, and making it rain at the nursing home.

The infinity stones of viruses, cutting off your member while sleep walking and Winnie the Pooh the murderer?

The worm on his way to free Britney, women should be able to free the cheeks at the water park, and a drop box for babies.

Esports is taking over, the influencer of tomorrow isn't a real person and is Trump the leader of the feminist movement?

A goat is walking away from their sport, family outings are increasingly out of reach and trading Biden for El Chapo

An app that's out performing college classes, the Griner trade with Russia is lopsided, and people are spazzing out but they shouldn't be.

Million-dollar pastor, everyday foods banned in other countries, and an Oxford dictionary for African American English.

The comedy game could be changed forever, could we be living to 200 soon, lava selfies and radio shack is back.

Nick Cannon and Elon Musk repopulating the earth, a baby auction block, and presidential intro music.

The future president of the US is also Dazed and Confused, bodega trip can get you fired, and Minority Report is becoming a reality.

The fellas discuss the overturning of Roe v Wade, a pastor making his own foam at Starbucks and one of us really wants to see a moose.

Let's give it up for all the great dads and father figures out there, what's worse than driving kids around on a school bus drunk, and The Conjuring house could be yours.

The cure to cancer, Top Gun may be the end of an era in movies and leash your dog before the bird watcher comes.

Johnny Depp wins one for the boys, why we may never come to a solution for mass shootings and evidently you can get more pregnant.

Why taking in a refugee is selfish, airline workers are throwing hands, and sometimes you just have to twerk.

A theme park accessible to all, should you be compensated for raising humans and why break out one prisoner when you can break out three.

Sean and Juan celebrate their 100th episode the only way they know how, discussing the Carbon Footprints left this week, from Amber Heard, to the worse security team of all time and a distracted senator. Thank you for the love and getting us to the 100!

Elon Musk buys Twitter, maybe the greatest college course of all time, and fellas, this is how you know you really laid down that pipe.

Florida governor versus Disney, faking orgasms, and an emotional support clown.

Getting out of jury duty, mandated vasectomy and going out on top!

We pay homage to Coach K, an author who wanted to live up to her writings and quality control for your meth.

Of course, you know we had to discuss Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, Sean's hilarious airport encounter and Juan gets pooped on.

Creepy Deshaun Watson, someone's upset about their wife's new boo, and one of the most fascinating free agency periods in NFL history

Sometimes seeing your crush on Onlyfans just isn't enough, presidential heckling, don't ask don't tell, and Tom Brady isn't into the work from home thing.

Sexy summer camp, people stepping up to help the refugees from Ukraine, an employer encouraging rubbing one out on the clock and the importance of a safe word